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MalleusMaleficarum 06-06-2011 10:08 PM

post rating: 1.6/10

(*The Noonward Race*) 06-06-2011 10:09 PM

rent rent rent rent rent nre tnre tnre tnre tnre

thats 5 characters i just pressed them into it

GottaPost 06-06-2011 10:10 PM

about to eat some cold pizza w hot sauce all over it try to stop me faggots

Iluvatar 06-06-2011 10:11 PM

we just got this as a press release for the review site. what the hell

[QUOTE]Need some new review or interview fodder for your site?
Sick of faggy "bro-core" bands who bust out simple chords and breakdowns?

Well, chap, then Common Dead is for you!
°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°
" You should have stayed dead, you little shit. You're just an everyday dead man walking."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hey HEY, HI! Sorry for that spacing out for a second. Meant no harm by it, really.
Anyway, you're being informed of a great new metal solo artist on the rise!
The magnum opus is yet to come so you better get sin on it while it's still fresh!

2 albums out now! They're great, too! Scored "9 out of 10" from The Metal Forge!
You can even buy them on iTunes or Cdbaby, or Amazon.com!
Made by one person. He tried!

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shut up dad. ...----------------------------------------------------------------------------
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But who is Common Dead?
A former film studio intern named Andrew Laurenson, alienated from the industry, and turned into one-man metal band unleashing an instrumental rush of post-thrash and melo-death with a vocal lean towards rugged and old school hardcore, that NO IT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE THE FUCKING TRENDY SHIT YOU'RE USED TO BUT SO FUCKING WHA......... sorry.

Here. Why don't you listen?
Visit columbinewasawesome........
Visit Here, visit www.facebook.com/commondead
Facebook! Everyone loves Facebook! www.facebook.com/commondead
That's the place to go for all the info you need.
Biography, pictures, song streams, press links, and reviews!!

That's you do it. That's how you become successful. You advertise, right? That's what he said.

I DID NOT KILL HIM, so please.... please.... look! Trying to get major label support.


HE KILLED HIMSELF. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT. HE CHOSE THAT. IF HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE A PARENT, HE SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT SOONER. NOW LOOK AT ME. THIS SCAR IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE THERE. www.youtube.com/commondead ALWAYS. www.youtube.com/commondead YOU SEE IT IN MY VIDEOS. www.youtube.com/commondead IT'S HIDEOUS. FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. MY SKULL. DAMAGED. BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE. I'M SORRY BUT YOU DESERVED IT!!!!!!!!!!

www.myspace.com/commondead


www.youtube.com/commondead

Thank God for fans.... thank G0d.....

...
Available for interviews and reviews upon request..... contact via this e-mail, please..... or 514-381-3626..... 949-742-0791 (cell)....

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im so sorry. ur not to blame.
stop me form taknig it otu on pepole.... its only musick.à
g2g bye.[/QUOTE]

illmitch 06-06-2011 10:11 PM

fuck yeah what kinda hot sauce

illmitch 06-06-2011 10:12 PM

wtf john thats weird

GottaPost 06-06-2011 10:12 PM

just cholula its not really that hot :(

adb 06-06-2011 10:12 PM

eating boneless ribs and pita chips /w hummus

(*The Noonward Race*) 06-06-2011 10:13 PM

:lol:


dudes weird no one understands what he's trying to say

Iluvatar 06-06-2011 10:13 PM

I DID NOT KILL HIM, so please.... please.... look! Trying to get major label support.

illmitch 06-06-2011 10:13 PM

[QUOTE=GottaPost;18533866]just cholula its not really that hot :([/QUOTE]

lol fagzor :evil: :evil:

(*The Noonward Race*) 06-06-2011 10:13 PM

lol that was the part i was gonna quote

GottaPost 06-06-2011 10:14 PM

feel so asshamed right now:upset:

adb 06-06-2011 10:16 PM

[url]http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_weiner_analysis[/url]

(*The Noonward Race*) 06-06-2011 10:17 PM

yeah of course he links to a us weiner analysis

adb 06-06-2011 10:19 PM

[QUOTE]us weiner analysis[/QUOTE]
yea noonward if u were my fb friend u would have seen my status about it

GottaPost 06-06-2011 10:20 PM

oh darn *sanps finger*

(*The Noonward Race*) 06-06-2011 10:21 PM

mine was better i had this one about him cancelling a press conference

weiner pulls out


i saw it somewhere else and copied it

(*The Noonward Race*) 06-06-2011 10:22 PM

http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/GordonHayward

gordon hayward some athlete guy you might know streaming starcarft

(*The Noonward Race*) 06-06-2011 10:24 PM

he says that sometimes sc2 ladder games are more nerve wracking than nba games lol

illmitch 06-06-2011 10:24 PM

[IMG]http://www.hititover.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/gordon-hayward.jpg[/IMG]

hes so kawaii

GottaPost 06-06-2011 10:25 PM

what does he play

edit: oh

(*The Noonward Race*) 06-06-2011 10:40 PM

here are the sc casters making fun of how bad they are

http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/Chill

well they're average

timmyjimmy1 06-06-2011 10:46 PM

i suck horribley

(*The Noonward Race*) 06-06-2011 11:08 PM

you werent that bad

GottaPost 06-06-2011 11:13 PM

tim whyd u get banned dude do you want me to fight someone for u i will

timmyjimmy1 06-06-2011 11:42 PM

i posted after in the report problems thread after tyler told everyone not to, shoulda known better haha

publicastration 06-07-2011 12:15 AM

just read the 10 pages or whatever of drama in there

holy shit my eyes hurt

witchxrapist 06-07-2011 12:18 AM

Moral of the story, bitch about real life problems like, "I'm too much of a socially awkward bitch to talk to my cousin," rather than emo bullshit like, "my brother is dying."

Si1v3RfaNg 06-07-2011 12:21 AM

Sorry Mappy. :( I try not to bitch about things anymore on here, it's kinda asking for punishment or to get trolled. But I hope you're doing okay Mappy.


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