[QUOTE=Anti-Prefix]Just pure, vibrant red. That sounds much better Jess.[/QUOTE]
But im bored of that.

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]You sir, Are a genius! Maybeee red, with blonde parts.. that sounds cool...

and im not cool enough to have soulseek[/QUOTE]
I too vote for red [I]and[/I] blonde.

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]I too vote for red [I]and[/I] blonde.[/QUOTE]

I am her manager and I get to decide. It's gonna be blonde and red.

[QUOTE=coheneran]I am her manager and I get to decide. It's gonna be blonde and red.[/QUOTE]
Wtf. Manager for what?

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]Wtf. Manager for what?[/QUOTE]
Most [SIZE="2"]p[/SIZE]orn stars have managers, duh.:rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]Most animal photographs stars have managers, duh.:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

Where did the animal bits come from? I don't remember saying anything about selling pictures to the Cardiff Times and other bestiality magazines. Jess, you're a glam model.

[QUOTE=coheneran]Where did the animal bits come from? I don't remember saying anything about selling pictures to the Cardiff Times and other bestiality magazines. Jess, you're a glam model.[/QUOTE]
I forgot this forum edited the word "[size=2]p[/size]orn".

Oh god. how did this happen?

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]Oh god. how did this happen?[/QUOTE]

You got drunk and signed with me for a 2 year contract.

owned, literally.

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]Oh god. how did this happen?[/QUOTE]
Do you want the real version or the one that doesn't involve cheap liquor, and you coming on to Eran and then having sex with a goat?

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]Do you want the real version or the one that doesn't involve cheap liquor, and you coming on to Eran and then having sex with a goat?[/QUOTE]

The one where I get to see her **** a goat.

The one where i dont **** a goat.

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]The one where i dont **** a goat.[/QUOTE]

Finnne, but I'm giving myself a raise.

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]The one where i dont **** a goat.[/QUOTE]
I suppose we could lie a little bit.

I need start drinking lesss.

I need to start smoking less. My lungs hurt.

Make a vapouriser dude! It's the best. And all you inhale is steam. Unless you were talking about smoking cigarretes.

Yeah, I'm talking about cigarettes.

I want to try a vaporizer but I don't know if I would get the same enjoyment as I would out of a blunt.

[QUOTE=shane italian]Yeah, I'm talking about cigarettes.

I want to try a vaporizer but I don't know if I would get the same enjoyment as I would out of a blunt.[/QUOTE]

It gets you way higher, if you do it right. I spent all of last night holding it above the flame and just kept toking. I got unbelievabley high, only been high like that once before.

Explain this a little better to me please.

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]Explain this a little better to me please.[/QUOTE]

How to make one, or how to smoke one, or how high I got?

[QUOTE=coheneran]How to make one, or how to smoke one, or how high I got?[/QUOTE]
All of the above



My Foot fell asleep, and i tried running around the house, but i tripped.
Too much sugar and being stuck inside is not good for a soul like mine.

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]All of the above



My Foot fell asleep, and i tried running around the house, but i tripped.
Too much sugar and being stuck inside is not good for a soul like mine.[/QUOTE]
It's cool when both fall asleep. Hard to get that to happen though.

EEekekeek. But this extream sugar high got me thinking of ways to make money for We Do The ska promotions. OKAY picture this. Bikinis, Drunk, Ice, SKANKING CONTEST. who woulnt pay to see a bunch of drunken idiots skank almost naked.

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]All of the above[/QUOTE]

How to make one: Get a lightbulb (prefferably 100watt) that is a screw-in (so you can fit a bottlecap snugly over it) and, very gently, using a hacksaw (or anything else that cuts metal) remove the top most spiral of the bulb, so that it's open. Then use scissors to cut the wires on the inside and with pliers remove the little lightbulb that's on the inside. If the inside is frosted (most are nowadays), pour a couple of spoonfulls of salt in there and shake it about, that should get it off. Rinse it out and repeat process if necessary. Get a bottle cap, screw it on and make two holes in it (I used a lit incense stick and applied pressure to melt the holes). Stick an empty pen casing inside the bigger hole (or whichever fits) and viola! Stick a couple of buds in there and vape that sh'it!

How to smoke one: Unscrew the cap and stick a few buds in there. Stick the cap back on and hold the bulb above a flame (I use a candle, it means I don't have to burn my thumb with a hot lighter) until it "smokes"(It doesn't actually smoke, it steams). When you can't see the bud through the hole anymore due to all the steam, toke until the steam is gone, then repeat. It will take a few minutes to hit you, but when it does, WOW.

How high I got: Very.

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]EEekekeek. But this extream sugar high got me thinking of ways to make money for We Do The ska promotions. OKAY picture this. Bikinis, Drunk, Ice, SKANKING CONTEST. who woulnt pay to see a bunch of drunken idiots skank almost naked.[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't, it sounds a bit sexist to get women to dance almost naked for money. But you could book a few local bands (for free), buy a ton of alcohol and sell it to make a profit.

[QUOTE=coheneran]I wouldn't, it sounds a bit sexist to get women to dance almost naked for money. But you could book a few local bands (for free), buy a ton of alcohol and sell it to make a profit.[/QUOTE]
who said it would be all girls?!
We plan on holding this at Ska fest, in the parking lot

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]who said it would be all girls?!
We plan on holding this at Ska fest, in the parking lot[/QUOTE]

Fine, get guys to wear a bikini and get pissed, skanking about with ice ducktaped to their nipples. I promise you their bits will be jangling about everywhere. But hey, what's the money for?

[QUOTE=coheneran]Fine, get guys to wear a bikini and get pissed, skanking about with ice ducktaped to their nipples. I promise you their bits will be jangling about everywhere. But hey, what's the money for?[/QUOTE]
We kinda ran out of money, so we cant even book bands to play. We lost some money on the last show due to problems, We need enough money to make a deposit to rent out the venue.