tuna's disgusting and nobody knows what jerk chicken is

[QUOTE=HighandDriving;18916060]How much is your mouth watering from my above post, EMH?[/QUOTE]

not at all, tuna is for cats

not raw tuna they'd hate that shit

Don't get any drool on your grandpa's sweata vest.

both my grandfathers are dead

[QUOTE=BethanyLizard;18916062]nobody knows what jerk chicken is[/QUOTE]

one of my close friends is jamaican, he knows what it is

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaconJm4u3s[/url]

this guy knows

[QUOTE=Glitterati;18916073]both my grandfathers are dead[/QUOTE]

Cool, doesn't mean his sweata vest you inherited is also dead.

i didnt inherit any sweater vests from either of them

that 'grandpa's vest' exchange is a perfect microcosm of my entire posting career

Walk out of your room and slap your motha.

Srsly it's like she wants you to be miserable.

my mother lives across the country

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18916078][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaconJm4u3s[/url]

this guy knows[/QUOTE]

lol

i almost had an existential meltdown watching this

Betta get a move on.

[QUOTE=HighandDriving;18916087]Betta get a move on.[/QUOTE]

you're insane

emh bro i'd hang with you dw about the other guys

oh thanks

I'd hang out with you EMH.

As long as I got some sort of charitable recognition.

i feel like if i met emh irl hed whisper negative things in a girls ear about me but not say anything out loud, or even talk to me in the first place

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18916069]not raw tuna they'd hate that shit[/QUOTE]

aspie humor

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18916102]i feel like if i met emh irl hed whisper negative things in a girls ear about me but not say anything out loud, or even talk to me in the first place[/QUOTE]

that is probably true, but it's all good

"youre an idiot you and your friends like hardcore and talk about it on facebook" -emh paraphrased

fuck yeah, talking to my one friend about starting a skram band

I just started a skram band then our drummer got hit by a car



......skramlyfeeee

holy fuck, that sucks dude

I've gotta shit so bad and a customer wants to sit next to the bathroom LOL.

do it anyway, that's what they get for sitting there

I'm going to.

make sure you grunt and groan really loud

give them the full experience

one time i had to take a couple of buses across town and after the first change my friend and i stopped for a coffee break

coffee made me need the toilet bad but the coffee place's toilet was out of order so i went into a burger king and waited outside the toilet

this really fat guy smoked a joint and drink 3 tiny bottles of vodka and ate a fruit pastilles lolly while he was on the toilet, took like half an hour

fucking agonising