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blizzard 04-20-2005 01:40 AM

Ohh there is more to it. The noble gases all live in castles and wear crowns and in one scene Argon "I played a game of Polo the other day and I lost" in the morst corny English accent ever.

Carbon provides the entertainment because of all its Allotropes and Copper is the cop

bottlerocket 04-20-2005 01:42 AM

^ That is so horrible.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I'd pay to see that movie. If you can, get a copy, rip it, and send it to me.

:thumb:

-Gav

blizzard 04-20-2005 01:44 AM

I could steal it but then again they might wonder where it went. I don't think i would be able to get a copy it be weird to go to my teacher and say "Can i have a copy of that Under 18 disco tape so that i could send it to a guy i met over the internet in America"

bottlerocket 04-20-2005 01:47 AM

^ :lol: Just ask to borrow it to show your little cousin who's getting into chemistry.

:thumb:

-Gav

blizzard 04-20-2005 01:51 AM

:lol: I will "borrow" it permenantly :lol:

bottlerocket 04-20-2005 01:53 AM

^ And sell it illegally and make millions.

:thumb:

-Gav

blizzard 04-20-2005 01:56 AM

I'll boot leg the movie from the back of a van in a dark car park behind a pub

bottlerocket 04-20-2005 01:57 AM

^ With a fat Italian mob boss named Gino who sweats profusely.

:thumb:

-Gav

blizzard 04-20-2005 02:01 AM

:lol: i love movies/games that pay out the mob like that. Especially the Simpsons episode where Fat Toni goes "someone squeled on us. We've narrowed it down to Johnny Tightlips and Jimi the Squel" then Jimi the squel goes "Alright it was me. I can't help it I just love Squeling"

bottlerocket 04-20-2005 02:02 AM

^ :lol: :lol: Hell yes. :cool:

But it's almost 4 am in Boston, so I'm off to sleep. Night MX! :wave:

:thumb:

-Gav

blizzard 04-20-2005 02:23 AM

night to

Rollo47 04-20-2005 03:30 AM

Hey All

How are we?

Thunder Fingers 04-20-2005 03:35 AM

awake... thinkin that might have to put the bass im selling back togheter..:lol:

good rats 04-20-2005 04:22 AM

Hey guys. :wave:

peeted 04-20-2005 04:28 AM

Subject: 25 things that make you feel like a man







1, OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work.



2, CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man.



3, DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks? Gay. A Stuart Pearce tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and crippling the man. Magic.



4, SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here love. No, I don't need a sharpener, you think I can't whittle.



5, GOING TO THE TIP - A manly act which combines driving, lifting and as you thrillingly drop your rubbish into another huge pile of other rubbish noisy destruction.



6, DRINKING UP - Specifically, rising from the table, slinging your coat on and downing two thirds of a pint in one fluid movement. Then nodding towards the door, saying, "Let's go" and striding out while everyone else struggles to catch up with you. God, you're hard.



7, HAVING A THIN BIT OF WOOD - in the shed, solely to stir paint with.>





8, HAVING A SCAR - Ideally it'll be a facial knife wound, but even an iron burn on the wrist is good. "Ooh, did it hurt". "Nah".



9, HAVING A HANGOVER AND THICK STUBBLE - When birds have been partying they just whinge. You, on the other hand have physical evidence of your hardness, sprouting from your face. "Big night?" Grr, what does it look like.



10, NODDING AT COPPERS - A moments eye contact is all it takes for you to share the unspoken bond. "We've not seen eye to eye in the past", it says, "but someone's got to keep the little scrotes in line".



11, USING POWER TOOLS - slightly more powerful than you need or can safely handle. One Handed with a pencil on the ear? Superb.



12, KICKING A FOOTY AGAINST A GARAGE DOOR - Clang-g-g-g-g-g-! Stitch that becks, I kick so hard I set off car alarms.



13, ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE... and everyone cheers you. It doesn't mean you're popular, it just means your mates are pissed. However, the rest of the pub doesn't know that.



14, NOT WATCHING YOUR WEIGHT - fat is a feminist issue, apparently. Brilliant. Pass the pork scratchings.



15, CARVING THE ROAST - and saying "are you a leg or breast man" to the blokes and "do you want stuffing" to the women. Congratulations, you are now your dad.



16, WINKING - turns women to putty. Doesn't it?



17, TEST SWINGING HAMMERS - ideally, B&Q would have little changing rooms with mirrors so you could see how rugged you look with any DIY item. Until then, we'll make do with the aisles.



18, TAKING OUT £500 FROM A CASHPOINT - okay, so its for paying the plumber (or a 'quiet one with John Sams)but with that much cash you feel like a mafia don. The only thing better is peeling notes off the roll later.



19, PHONE CALLS THAT LAST LESS THAN A MINUTE - unlike birds, we get straight to the point.



"Alright? Yep. Drink? Red lion? George, it is then.



Seven. See ya."



20, PARALLEL PARKING - bosh, straight in. first time.



21, HAVING EARNED THAT PINT - Since the dawn of time, men have toiled in the fields in blistering heat. Why? So, when it's over we can stand there in silence, surveying our work with one hand resting on the beer gut while the other nurses a foaming jug of ale. Aaaah.



22, HAVING SOMETHING PROPERLY WRONG WITH YOU - especially if you didn't make a fuss. "Why was I off, nothing much, just a brain haemorrhage".



23, KNOWING WHICH SCREWDRIVER IS WHICH - "a Phillips? For that? Are you mad, bint?"



24, TAKING A NEWSPAPER INTO THE LOO - a visual code that says that's right, i'm going in there for a huge, long man-sized ****.



25, CALLING YOUR MATE A C**T - and punching him on the shoulder. Just a man's way of saying "you're a good mate;

good rats 04-20-2005 04:31 AM

^:lol:



/didn't read it
Sorry, it's just so long.

gaslight 04-20-2005 04:48 AM

:lol: that was quality.

supercalifragilistic 04-20-2005 04:58 AM

hi all what's up?

I bought a ticket to a big festival in july, here are some bands that are coming:
New Order, the Chemical Brothers, Jimmy Eat World, Garbage, Velvet Revolver, Green Day, Faithless, Pennywise, Bloc Party, Millionaire, Audioslave, The Mars Volta, Interpol, Nine Inch Nails, Rammstein, Feeder, Eagles of Death Metal, Queens of the Stone Age, Foo Fighters and R.E.M.

I'm gonna see the Mars Volta, QOTSA, Foo Fighters and Feeder ON ONE DAY!!!! :D

Thunder Fingers 04-20-2005 05:03 AM

^ Congrats, though neither of them have ever realy impressed me....

Left Shoe 04-20-2005 05:05 AM

[QUOTE=I0Play0Bass]^ :lol: :lol: Hell yes. :cool:

But it's almost 4 am in Boston, so I'm off to sleep. Night MX! :wave:

:thumb:

-Gav[/QUOTE]
psh you are a mess


anyway hey everybody im just saying hi but now ive gotta go , school time :thumb:

supercalifragilistic 04-20-2005 05:06 AM

seriously? The Mars Volta, QOTSA and Foo Fighters were on top of my bands-to-see list, and now they've decided to all come down to Belgium at once!

Left Shoe 04-20-2005 05:07 AM

mars volta would be good, not a qotsa fan foo fighters are ok if im in the mood.
id go to see
Jimmy Eat World, Garbage PennywiseNine Inch Nails and REM

Thunder Fingers 04-20-2005 05:11 AM

I saw QOTSA on the Lettman show, and realy, they sounded just like everyone else... not that i have a problem, but if a band sound like everyother "Modernday Rockband" it aint gonna get my intrest, im more of a old school kinda guy...

Rollo47 04-20-2005 05:14 AM

Hah, nice.

EDIT: To peeted's post.

Rollo47 04-20-2005 05:22 AM

Hey, has anyone got any Stuart Hamm albums that they'd be kind enough to send me?

Either by messenger, Limewire, email, whatever.

ElKapitan 04-20-2005 06:01 AM

elo people
another day in the casuals

Rollo47 04-20-2005 06:04 AM

Hello ElKapitan.

How goes it?

ElKapitan 04-20-2005 06:19 AM

i've got an immense amount of English Lit coursework due in but i cant be bothered

Thunder Fingers 04-20-2005 08:06 AM

Its Kinda Sad.. tomorrow im probaly sending away My First Bass, like it... but it have to be sacrificed for my future music plans....(Fulltone bassdriver, Jiwestone Guitar, Iron Maiden Concert...maby a Sadowsky Floor Preamp, since i wont need the overdrive on the Sansamp now...)

bottlerocket 04-20-2005 08:51 AM

:wave:

:thumb:

-Gav

Omega Red 04-20-2005 09:12 AM

Everyone go vote

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bottlerocket 04-20-2005 09:13 AM

Weeeeeeelllllllllllllllll the Casual's dead AGAIN, so I'm off. Later MX! :wave:

:thumb:

-Gav

peeted 04-20-2005 09:15 AM

yo again dudes.

Pluperfect_Arson 04-20-2005 09:18 AM

I'm, once again, spending my time wisely by not doing my Health project, and sitting on MX.

Morning, everyone.

Omega Red 04-20-2005 09:20 AM

[url]http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=331280[/url]

vote

Thunder Fingers 04-20-2005 09:26 AM

dudes,, how do i make something into a pdf file after i have scanned it.. i only get JPG files...

Pluperfect_Arson 04-20-2005 09:28 AM

Quatre, I would vote, but I'm at school, right now, and there are no speakers hooked up to the computer. :( Otherwise, I would.

I'll do it when I get home tonight.

lemoley 04-20-2005 09:35 AM

hey guys hows it going

Omega Red 04-20-2005 09:40 AM

vote

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Spaceman Spiff 04-20-2005 09:43 AM

HellolleH


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