- Just because it's Spiderman!


- That is pretty killer man, free studio time! Thats gona be a pretty sweet project. What songs are you going to do?

- haha! I once saw a kid drop their pants and sh[I]i[/I]t on my elementary school playground. Amazing what some people do.

704.


Someone I don't really know too well gave me 20 dollars today.

[QUOTE=Brokensticks;14006424]
- haha! I once saw a kid drop their pants and sh[I]i[/I]t on my elementary school playground. Amazing what some people do.[/QUOTE]

In elementary school we used to take swimming lessons, and this one chinese kid who didnt speak any english pulled down his pants and sat on the urinal and took a [I]s[/I]hit.

[QUOTE=Brokensticks;14006424]
- That is pretty killer man, free studio time! Thats gona be a pretty sweet project. What songs are you going to do?

[/QUOTE]
I don't know. It's a quintet, so each of us gets to pick a tune we want to do.

Our pianist has already chosen a waltz tune called "The Saga of Harrison Crabfeathers"

... I want to do "Angel Eyes", it's a lovely sounding blues, or "Black Orpheus" in a swing style. Who knows... I've never been in a studio before, though, and I can't wait.

We had a kid with down syndrome do that ( crap in a urinal ) in our elementary school too, although that's not really funny.


What I do find funny though is before they called it down syndrome they used to call them " Mongolian Idiots " Because their eyes are slightly tilted upwards or something and they can't learn as fast or as much as us. Althogh thats horrible i was pissing myself laughing.

[QUOTE=moogoogaipan;14006449]I don't know. It's a quintet, so each of us gets to pick a tune we want to do.

Our pianist has already chosen a waltz tune called "The Saga of Harrison Crabfeathers"

... I want to do "Angel Eyes", it's a lovely sounding blues, or "Black Orpheus" in a swing style. Who knows... I've never been in a studio before, though, and I can't wait.[/QUOTE]

Should be awesome though man, let us know how it turns out and how the studio is and stuff. As you know pictures are loved :)

I have a sick phobia of people with down syndrome.

Because in the 3rd grade, I went to a ridiculously small school with ludocrously small bathrooms and I accidentally slammed the stall door into a girl named Tori who had down syndrome and made her cry.

i have a story.

so my friends brother was having this huge party, and one of his friends passed out drunk. so one kid pulls down his pants, meaning to ripp a[B]ss[/B] in his face.
instead, he sh[B]i[/B]t all over the guys face.

i didnt stop laughing as i was typing this out.

what are the *** and ****s?

Did anybody tape it?


I am either female or I have an microscopic penis and a gaping hole tween my thighs.

[QUOTE=LedZeppelin1307;14006492]i have a story.

so my friends brother was having this huge party, and one of his friends passed out drunk. so one kid pulls down his pants, meaning to ripp *** in his face.
instead, he **** all over the guys face.

i didnt stop laughing as i was typing this out.[/QUOTE]

lmao that made my day.

[QUOTE=Aaron;14006524]what are the *** and ****s?[/QUOTE]

a[B]ss[/B] and s[B]hit[/B]

Michael Alig killed Angel Melendez by suffocating him with a pillow.


After he injected Drano into his veins.

[QUOTE=Janeway;14006487]I have a sick phobia of people with down syndrome.

Because in the 3rd grade, I went to a ridiculously small school with ludocrously small bathrooms and I accidentally slammed the stall door into a girl named Tori who had down syndrome and made her cry.[/QUOTE]

That reminds me of something that happened in grade 9. One of my friends was scared of this downs kid but we would always eat lunch in the hallway with the counselor (which was where the teacher for this kid worked from). So one day at lunch she says she needs someone to watch him for a few minutes so we all volunteer my friend.
The downs kid sits right beside him, looks at him, puts his chin on his shoulder and, very loudly, snorts.
Good times. :lol:

[QUOTE=LedZeppelin1307;14006492]i have a story.

so my friends brother was having this huge party, and one of his friends passed out drunk. so one kid pulls down his pants, meaning to ripp a[B]ss[/B] in his face.
instead, he sh[B]i[/B]t all over the guys face.

i didnt stop laughing as i was typing this out.[/QUOTE]

ahahah...holy ****.

[QUOTE=Brokensticks;14006469] As you know pictures are loved :)[/QUOTE]

Yeah... I don't know when we're gonna record, but I'll be sure to get you guys the hook up.

So I'm 18 in an hour and 50 minutes or so... That's kind of nifty, but kind of sucks. They better not start any new wars and need to draft people any time soon.

Yeah, that would suck man, im an only child so draft doesnt apply to me....i think?

You can crush us
you can bruise us
but you'll have to answer to.....

Oh~the guns of brixton!

someone IM me.


pass that salsa




i'll rep you.

I refuse too lol

actually I'm gonna sign on here in a sec, hold on

[QUOTE=White Riot!;14006903]You can crush us
you can bruise us
but you'll have to answer to.....

Oh~the guns of brixton![/QUOTE]

=]!!!! I was listening to that a couple days ago, Its been stuck in my head for a while now..:thumb:

Does noone think it is hillarious they used to call people with Down Syndrome " Mongolian Idiots "

It's not nice but I laughed my *** off when I was told that,.

ya, Life is going really well for me lately, I'm happy with it :) folks a tip, pick up a bible and start studying it, it really helps :thumb: believe me

Not a bible person myself. I like the term Athiest.

OH CRAP Just realized I passed my 5000 mark - I have no life! I seem to say this after every thousand ha. Hurray for me

Athough im glad you can find help for your life in the bible, any lesson to found in there can be found elsewhere.

[QUOTE=White;14007167]ya, Life is going really well for me lately, I'm happy with it :) folks a tip, pick up a bible and start studying it, it really helps :thumb: believe me[/QUOTE]

Aye! Who knows where I'd be or what I'd be doing if it wasn't for the help of My God.

[QUOTE=stevensonmat2;14007184]Athough im glad you can find help for your life in the bible, any lesson to found in there can be found elsewhere.[/QUOTE]

That's only cause Jesus taught out of everyday examples. He made everyday situations the themes of His teachings. Though He performed many miracles, they all spoke as parables and teachings, or examples even, that He left behind for us.

hahahaha that's classic

IF i was jesus i would be a ranging alcoholic