[QUOTE=Skrunnch]gud 1 nick[/QUOTE]

lol i no

[QUOTE=Crack-Rock-Steady]I haven't seen any in at least in an hour or two. Pick it up a little.[/QUOTE]

ill pik ur mum ^ alittle

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]ill pik ur mum ^ alittle[/QUOTE]
lol i r pwnt :smash:

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]ill pik ur mum ^ alittle[/QUOTE]

Just a lil' bit.

[Quote=Skrunnch]I like boys[/Quote]

Me too.

[QUOTE=coheneran]Me too.[/QUOTE]
Me 3. Start a club?

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]Me 3. Start a club?[/QUOTE]

The People Who Like Boys As Well As Others club?

Sounds cool. So wait its a club.. for people who like boys.. and girls?

So apparently, I got hijacked.

I'm pretty mad about that.

Well, I like boys and girls. Can't we just make a general club where we get to decide who joins? OOH YEAH! Power boost.

[QUOTE=coheneran]Well, I like boys and girls. Can't we just make a general club where we get to decide who joins? OOH YEAH! Power boost.[/QUOTE]
Ya.. cause if you cant exclude people.. whats the point to a club?!

[QUOTE=PaintJessGreen]Ya.. cause if you cant exclude people.. whats the point to a club?![/QUOTE]

Not exclude everyone. Just a small minority we would like to annoy.

[QUOTE=coheneran]Not exclude everyone. Just a small minority we would like to annoy.[/QUOTE]Black people?

Well, I'm off to re-install the Third Reich in Battlefied 1942. See you in the ghetto, dawg.

Hehe, get it? Ghetto. Like the Nazi ghettos, and like the black ghettos. I am so witty.

I want Battlefield 2.

[QUOTE=SkaBandit]I want Battlefield 2.[/QUOTE]

I would get it if I felt it wasn't a waste of 30 quid and my time. It looks fun, but nothing I want to spend my time playing all day. I'm having a hard time keeping my BF1942 playing hours to max 2 hours per 24. 3 if I feel indulgent. Now CS, THAT is a good investment. If only I had the money.

My girlfriend's dad wants me to get it so he can play me online.

Also, welcome back coheneran.

[QUOTE=SkaBandit]My girlfriend's dad wants me to get it so he can play me online.

Also, welcome back coheneran.[/QUOTE]

What kind of relationship do you have with your girlfriend's dad? And thank you.

[QUOTE=coheneran]What kind of relationship do you have with your girlfriend's dad? And thank you.[/QUOTE]

A pretty good one I guess. He's australian, and really nice.

I went out to a movie with Dana, my girlfriend, and I got to the theatre but she wasn't there yet. So I phoned her up and she was in a restaraunt with her dad and brother, she said she wasn't gonna be done for another 15 minutes so I went over to the restaraunt and sat down with them.

Anyway we get into this big discussion about how he thinks he can kick my *** in Call Of Duty, and I'm like "As if, I'll own you!". Then he's like yeah well why dont you get Battlefield 2, then we'll see whos boss. He's pretty f'ucking cool.

I wish my girlfriend's dad was that cool. I wish I had a girlfriend. I haven't come in months. What's a quick, cheap, energy-saving way to get laid?

Go to the corner. Find the least disease-ridden woman there you can. Ask her if she's working and if she says yes, tell her you need her to do a job for you. A blowjob that is.

Rape.

Kobe

Necrophilia.

Or rohypnol.

Or you could skip the whole looking for a girl thing like me, and be onanistic. ;)

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Necrophilia.[/QUOTE]
T.S.O.L.

Necrophilia:that unmistakeable urge to crack open a cold one

Code Blue is the best song ever.

I never found TSOL all that great.

[QUOTE=obese_breasts]I never found TSOL all that great.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, they're pretty mediocre.