those last two posts were hilarious guys keep it up

stfu

a girl called me kawaii and kissed me on the cheek earlier

im so in there u guys

lol shut up jaundice

what does kawaii mean

japanese for cute

[QUOTE=McP3000;18641418]those last two posts were hilarious guys keep it up[/QUOTE]
the high posting standards of a spoiled christian texas frat boy

you know it, i keep it real man

just finished mixin a new song from my band it's so boss

just got accepted into a sperm donor program that pays "$150 on average for each accepted sample"

i can donate samples about once a week indefinitely

what a racket that is

wish i didnt do drugs and whatnot

also i'm going to get more than $150 cuz the price depends on the quality of your sample and i have like the most elite of genes

i'm seriously like the perfect aryan

havent been sick ever
no allergies, no meds, no defects, no nothin
perfect body
great educational record

apparently you can get like up to 500 per sample. i think i'm going to be gettin close to that

bunch of little nates running around

i don't like this

damn I bet I could be able to get into that program

[quote=GottaPost;18641455]also i'm going to get more than $150 cuz the price depends on the quality of your sample and i have like the most elite of genes

i'm seriously like the perfect aryan

havent been sick ever
no allergies, no meds, no defects, no nothin
perfect body
great educational record

apparently you can get like up to 500 per sample. i think i'm going to be gettin close to that[/quote]they sometimes [wrongly] consider criminal tendancies to be a genetic trait. so is awkwardness.

sorry kiddo

no criminal record or tendencies and i'm seriously like the most charming person you'll meet

i also checked the box that said "opt into a program which allows kids to track the origin of their sample and contact its donor once they've reached the age of 18" so hopefully i'll be getting a bunch of calls 20 years from now that are like "hey man i'm your child"

new found respect for gp because he is aryan

[quote=adbforever;18641458]damn I bet I could be able to get into that program[/quote]
not with that kind of grammar

[quote=GottaPost;18641460]no criminal record or tendencies and i'm seriously like the most charming person you'll meet

i also checked the box that said "opt into a program which allows kids to track the origin of their sample and contact its donor once they've reached the age of 18" so hopefully i'll be getting a bunch of calls 20 years from now that are like "hey man i'm your child"[/quote]
oh i thought you were new orleans awkward pop kid

hey hsg how the hell did you get involved with that

like

what do you do just lie about shit or what

you have to be at least 5'10 to donate

the place that does it has 5 offices in the country and one of them happens to be in minnesota

cryogenic labs

i'm 6'1" :cool:

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18641468]you have to be at least 5'10 to donate[/QUOTE]

haha

i wouldn't be too bad of a specimen if it weren't for the fact im 5'4 and batshit crazy

damn I need to grow an inch

damn alex ur mad shawt

lol yeah he is, i feel p good with being 6'1½"

sup ppl

nm ron smokin a bowl

wutchoo up to boy?

hi wonode

tim i thought you were taller than 6'1½"

thats pussy weight

[QUOTE=TimJim;18641482]hi wonode[/QUOTE]

gtfo dude the baby talk thing is mine

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18641481]nm ron smokin a bowl

wutchoo up to boy?[/QUOTE]

chowing down something serious on this BLT



going to stay up [B]MAD LATE [/B]tonight

[quote=xMalcolmXx;18641483]tim i thought you were taller than 6'1½"

thats pussy weight[/quote]
i normally just say six-two since six-foot-1-and-a-half is a fuckin mouth full

not sure what pussy weight is in regards to that

[QUOTE=Route1;18641487]chowing down something serious on this BLT



going to stay up [B]MAD LATE [/B]tonight[/QUOTE]

a blt and plans to stay up all night, what more does a bro need

[quote=Juddybear;18641486]gtfo dude the baby talk thing is mine[/quote]
youre just mad i can make baby talk sound more realistic

6'1½" is freakishly tall :lol:

dude you suck at it

make me come to michigan timjim

[QUOTE=TimJim;18641489]i normally just say six-two since six-foot-1-and-a-half is a fuckin mouth full

not sure what pussy weight is in regards to that[/QUOTE]

idk i just thought you were like 6'4. i think that was steve though

I knew a dude who was 7ft once


yeah thats it I don't have anything else to say on that matter