Cool well when I next sit down and have a play I'll see if I can record a bit and piece.

$90-million lotto! So want that.

Absolutely. I would be set for life with 90 mil.

don't worry, i can see the future and i know that i'm gonna win

Just because you're tall and can see further than me doesn't mean you can actually see the future. Or does it? (?)

yeah, i also wear glasses....so i can see better.

i'll give you all a cut of it though

I'd be happy with $1 million. If you win have I have a million Mr Burgess?

yeah you have have $1 million if i win

i'd be set for life with $10

get me some chips and a schnitzel burger from the shop up here

[FONT=Verdana]If I won $90,000,000: [/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana]1. [/FONT][FONT=Verdana]$80,000,000 on property [buy 25 houses/apartments in the $300k to $315k range, spread across Sydney, Brisbane, Melbourne, Wollongong and Toronto (Canada)].[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana]2. [/FONT][FONT=Verdana]$2,000,000 to pay off my own, my mum's, my dad's, sally's mums and my church's mortgages.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana]3. [/FONT][FONT=Verdana]$3,000,000 on family, friends and myself [i.e. buy a new drum kit and car, buy my cousins and close mates something nice each].[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana]4. [/FONT][FONT=Verdana]$5,000,000 towards a not-for-profit organisation for R&D into aids research, or build a research lab at UOW for medical research.[/FONT]

What about you?

i'd keep it a secret for a while buying all my friends a bunch of stuff

buy myself some sweet instruments.

buy some alcohol.

give a bunch to my parents.

fix the b key on my laptop

and when my friends find out i won 90mil i would

buy a sweet house, have a massive party with my friends and friends of friends.

hire a cleanup squad.

have another party.

then get the cleanup squad back.

and i would get a really famous band to play at my party.

and still have about $70,000,000 left over to buy whatever i want when the time comes.

i once wrote out a list of what i would do if i had 60 billion dollars

no wait, it was 600billion dollars

What's wrong with your b key? Is it b flat?

I'd hate to win that much it would be hard to stay anonymous. You'd have charities crawling up your arse and "friends" popping up from nowhere, family fights oh man I'm depressed now. Anyway I'd be happy to pay off the house and get a new car for me and the missus.

true that

so many lazy, rainy afternoons recently

I'd love to just win enough to buy a house and a car.

where will you retire to after tiger panic matt?

Based on its current income I'd say a cardboard box.

[quote=Meatplow;17323001]where will you retire to after tiger panic matt?[/quote]
Wyalla.

Or that.

070709

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17322973]true that

so many lazy, rainy afternoons recently[/QUOTE]

can you send some toward Melbourne plz, friggin dustbowl over here atm

retirement wise?? on a ****ing good golf course somewhere up north were its warmer.

What's with all the numbers Aaron

Just pasting whatever I had copied, haha.

Sounds fun!

I'll try.

Result is...

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3371901.html?menu

Awesome. If I dug a hole in my kitchen I'd be in my lesbian neighbours' kitchen downstairs.

ish?

I'm in an apartment. They're below me.

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=31089&page=3#comments
My comment.

ish = new internet abbreviation I invented for "is she hot".

:smoke:

They're not. They're both about 50.

Move house.

Totally BS that this woman was arrested http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/829739/mother-behind-10m-hollywood-callgirl-service

Shouldn't be anything wrong with running a prostitution ring.

[QUOTE=mathjic;17323048]can you send some toward Melbourne plz, friggin dustbowl over here atm[/QUOTE]

sounds cack :(

prostitution rings and bordellos are kewl

[quote=gas]Based on its current income I'd say a cardboard box.[/quote]

[quote=aaron]Wyalla[/quote]

A cardboard box in Wyalla then.

[quote=gaslight;17323086]Move house.[/quote]
"Excuse me, I'd like a refund on my house please. I was specifically told this building had hot lesbians, not old ones."

lesbos

[QUOTE=Aaron;17323177]"Excuse me, I'd like a refund on my house please. I was specifically told this building had hot lesbians, not old ones."[/QUOTE]

Exactly man. It devalues your property.

I need to take up a new hobby

Knitting.

i remember doing cross-stitch in primary school and I sewed some fabric into my pants by accident resting it on my knee

gardening