It's kinda hard to be optimistic
When your homie's lying dead on the pavement twisted

[QUOTE=Bad Blood][url]http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8336080907978716830&q=all+the+small+things[/url]

Oh god. I thought she stopped at chop suey.[/QUOTE]
up teh punx! lolz

[QUOTE=DepthsOfDreams555]I have the sweetest math teacher. He makes everything so easy when he teaches it. He talks about sports and stuff too. Let's us listen to our mp3 players during tests too.[/QUOTE]

My math teacher isn't bad. He's a pretty hard teacher, and if you don't understand what's going on, you're screwed. But, he's pretty nice and we always talk about his life, like how he and his own a flower shop, how he used to be a bouncer, how he became a Math teacher because he broke his ankle while playing football in college and he decided to pick up a Math book instead. We found out today that we nearly bought a church in the summer so he could fix it up and sell it as a house. He's crazy!

That is a sweet idea. haha

[QUOTE=DepthsOfDreams555]That is a sweet idea. haha[/QUOTE]

This guy seriously is crazy. He talks about how he throws Superbowl party's every year and they are better than everyone else's. He goes to the same church as someone else in my Math class and they asked him where he was yesterday and why he didn't go to church. And he said he wasn't feeling well, which we all took as he was drinking and watching the football game.

[QUOTE=cbmartinez]It's kinda hard to be optimistic
When your homie's lying dead on the pavement twisted[/QUOTE]
So amazingly ghetto.

Make 'em say UGH (ugh) NANA NANA (nana nana)!

I rap in front of more niggaz then in the slave ships
I used to watch Chips now I load glock clips

You're nuts dude.

I just got done ghetto-rigging my room to get the acoustics better. I should post a picture, because it's pretty damn ghetto. I'll work on that.

"(DJ Timmy Tim kicks beat box)
Spoken: Ohhhhh, Timmy Boy makin' a nasty beat box right here. This all homemade player right here by DJ Timmy Tim. OHHHH, That was tight. Allright, lets go:
Rapped: God of the sea that no one could see
determined sailors faced when they're going his way
so be careful don't discrace him or he might turn you in
(DJ Timmy Tim: whicka whicka reeemiix)
OOHHHH!"
-Benny Lo Hollidadizay rappin' about the Oddysey

Yeah, I'm proud of that.

I'm sittin' on the block playin hopscotch
with my glock cocked get rocked by my nigga in a cell block
Nabisco, I use Crisco non-stick suck a dick
Lick a clit, load my clip, take a hit, oh s[size=2]h[/size]it

Something I'm working on

Me my girlfriend and my buddy are finally going up to the local mountain to snowboard tomorrow. I'm pumped.

You are know about to witness the strength of street knowledge

Crazy motherf[size=2]u[/size]cker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggaz With Attitude
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off, pull the trigger and bodies get hauled off

[QUOTE=cbmartinez]I'm sittin' on the block playin hopscotch
with my glock cocked get rocked by my nigga in a cell block
Nabisco, I use Crisco non-stick suck a dick
Lick a clit, load my clip, take a hit, oh s[size=2]h[/size]it

Something I'm working on[/QUOTE]
That's pretty much your life story.:rolleyes:
I still only have one rap... and it's terrible and only 5 lines. But since you did post Straight Outa Compton, it is a parody of that, so yeah here it is.

I'm comin' straight outa Fortville
crazy corn farmer named DJ
from a gang called Crackers that are Irate
I got a pitch fork, I don't eat pork
touch my hair and I'll kick your *** to New York

OHHHHH

Don't roll your eyes at me.

Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help your black a[size=2]s[/size]s?
Ya goddamn right

Yo **** the police comin' straight from the underground
young brotha got it bad cause I'm brown
and not the other color so police think
they have the authority to kill a minority
but **** that **** 'cause I ain't the one
to be beaten on by a punk motha****a with a badge and a gun

To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

****in with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

**** yeah fool

on a side note, there is nothing better than drawing lame *** comics over coffee at IHOP with your girlfriend

[url]http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b151/isisanemic/DSC03571.jpg[/url]

I love you guys.

I see no changes, wake up in the mornin and I ask myself
is life worth livin' should I blast myself
tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black
stomache hurts so I go lookin' for a purse to snatch
cops give a damn about negro
pull a trigga kill a nigga he's a hero
givin' crack to the kids, who the hell cares
one less hungy mouth on the wellfare


WEST COAST, BITCHES!!!

I want IHOP

Wow, random.

Rap about pancakes to fit in.

I'm not a rapper.

I like pancakes with syrup and butter
Don't make fun of me or I'll slap your mudda(mother)

Haha...I'm not a rapper.

[QUOTE=HomeCatMickey8]I love you guys.

I see no changes, wake up in the mornin and I ask myself
is life worth livin' should I blast myself
tired of bein' poor and even worse I'm black
stomache hurts so I go lookin' for a purse to snatch
cops give a damn about negro
pull a trigga kill a nigga he's a hero
givin' crack to the kids, who the hell cares
one less hungy mouth on the wellfare


WEST COAST, BITCHES!!![/QUOTE]

Best song ever. I'ma bring it new school real quick.

At night I can't sleep, we livin in hell
First they give us the word then they throw us in jail
Won't trip ya'll, trafficking in the white
Please Lord, don't let me go to jail tonight
Who me I'm just a soul survivor
axe about him on the street that boy G's a ridddaaaa
100 grand on my wrist, yeah life sucks
F[size=2]u[/size]ck the club dawg rather count a million bucks

and throw some hot coffee in her face
with my cum as the creamer
then maker her pay the bill
did I mention she's a screamer?

Edit: Add on to the IHOP rap.

greasy homefries nigga gotta love that bacon
y'all niggaz be wilin at these fly combos I be makin
F[size=2]u[/size]ck the haters that be caught up at Denny's
They sellin dope bustin piggy banks fo penny's
you know I got the munchies when I hit up that roach
dont ask me bout dem eggs cause you know I like them poached
Caught up in the game all y'all wankstas be trippin
Get some sauasge patties rollin and keep dem pancakes flippin

Dude, Commies girlfriend is a babe.:thumb:

Beautiful rap, Chris.


Yo waiter, get the toast out the toaster
I got the munchies, I'm higher than a roller coaster
wake and bake is the way to go
then make my way to IHOP, ho
slap some butta and jelly on da bread
get under the table and give me some head
to start my day off right
with some oral delight
at the International House of Pancakes
eat so much we get stomach aches

Dude, this is so much more fun on AIM, no censors. :p

[QUOTE=cbmartinez]greasy homefries nigga gotta love that bacon
y'all niggaz be wilin at these fly combos I be makin
F[size=2]u[/size]ck the haters that be caught up at Denny's
They sellin dope bustin piggy banks fo penny's
you know I got the munchies when I hit up that roach
dont ask me bout dem eggs cause you know I like them poached
Caught up in the game all y'all wankstas be trippin
Get some sauasge patties rollin and keep dem pancakes flippin[/QUOTE]


That was SWEET.

This is way to much rap for one thread. :p

No, I want Chris to spit another one. His other one was amazing.

You spit on, Brian.

I ain't talking bout the nigga when I say I want some OJ
Pass that jam motherf[size=2]u[/size]cker that's what I say
Ladies always on me cause I'm so damn fly
White boy want white toast and a nigga want rye
Can I get some Log Cabin, sike I'm just tryin' ya
You know that us niggaz gotta have our Aunt Jemima

[QUOTE=cbmartinez]I ain't talking bout the nigga when I say I want some OJ
Pass that jam motherf[size=2]u[/size]cker that's what I say
Ladies always on me cause I'm so damn fly
White boy want white toast and a nigga want rye
Can I get some Log Cabin, sike I'm just tryin' ya
You know that us niggaz gotta have our Aunt Jemima[/QUOTE]
:chug:

Haha, Chris is amazing.