yeah, hi, I'm an engineering major

http://dayofpink.org/

lol looks like we missed out!

**** this she apparently is defending titling every goddamn slide with a question this is ****ing stupid

U MAD?

z

[quote=Cocaine;17926724]powerpoint presentations are for people with no presentation skills[/quote]
Ehhh, that depends. Visuals can greatly enhance a good presentation.



[quote=Deth;17926737]**** this she apparently is defending titling every goddamn slide with a question this is ****ing stupid[/quote]
Tell her to **** off. Don't let her idiocy take away from your grade. Had this happen to me too many times.

[QUOTE=adb;17926742]U MAD?

z[/QUOTE]

yeah pretty much

she'll have to use my final version anyway so whatever

last time I did a power point with this chick she wanted to spend half the time picking out backgrounds and colors for the fonts to make it "pretty"


get the **** out of my library are you serious

Ron showing who has a penis and who don't

[quote=The Stig;17926754]Plain white slide.

Black text.

Courier New.

Size 16.

That's it[/quote]
dude knows whats up

make sure to have sound effects of breaking glass and transitions where the page is being peeled over

lol

theres new electric retard just fyi

I have a professor who made an entire Power Point lecture full of star-swipes and explosion sounds.

[quote=Cocaine;17926766]I have a professor who made an entire Power Point lecture full of star-swipes and explosion sounds.[/quote]
haha yeah one of mine did that too and we got nothing done, too busy lol'ing.


he had a Pokemon at the end of the presentation too

In my case it was the same professor who told us he was cripplingly afraid of peaches.

the ****

He got goosebumps just telling us about it, it was really, really weird.

my prof is pretty good looking not gonna lie, was probably a fox in college

[quote=Cocaine;17926773]He got goosebumps just telling us about it, it was really, really weird.[/quote]
last day of class, throw a bag of peaches at him

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17926776]last day of class, throw a bag of peaches at him[/QUOTE]

That was yesterday and no way. He's amazing. Last semester he bought the entire class pizza for the last class.

[quote=Cocaine;17926777]That was yesterday and no way. He's amazing. Last semester he bought the entire class pizza for the last class.[/quote]
[I]Don't be a little girl [/I]

[img]http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/130654-2/Turkish_talkshow_spaz.gif[/img]

old but awesome

What happened to that dude?

yeah seizures rule

That's not a seizure dude.

Yes it is.

Cocaine: don't question him when he says something is a seizure.

All of the seizures I've seen weren't nearly as violent. Dude's dont bounce around a room while seizing. Unless this is some other, more rare, kind of seizure.

rare seizure

Tonic-clonic seizure bro.

[QUOTE]Tonic phase
The person will quickly lose consciousness, and the skeletal muscles will suddenly tense, often causing the extremities to be pulled towards the body or rigidly pushed away from it, which will cause the person to fall if standing. The tonic phase is usually the shortest part of the seizure, usually lasting only a few seconds. The person may also express vocalizations like a loud moan during the tonic stage, due to air forcefully expelled from the lungs.

Clonic phase
The person's muscles will start to contract and relax rapidly, causing convulsions. These may range from exaggerated twitches of the limbs to violent shaking or vibrating of the stiffened extremities. The person may roll and stretch as the seizure spreads. The eyes typically roll back or close and the tongue often suffers bruising sustained by strong jaw contractions. Incontinence is seen in some cases. [/QUOTE]

yeah what now mother ****er

pretty sure he gets up and just walks to the couch then gets like kicked off the show though :/

theres no way "tonic-clonic seizure" is a real word

it sounds like an anime kung fu move or something

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17926867]yeah what now mother ****er[/QUOTE]

pwnd


also I'm glad we don't have any inmates with that, cause we'd probably slam them before we knew what was going on lol

[IMG]http://digitallyblonde.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/statusdd.jpg[/IMG]

so clever

I laughed.

lawl

[QUOTE=Dimmu Burger;17926840]What happened to that dude?[/QUOTE]

Someone replied to his post with do a barrel-roll

done with season 5 of lost