haha wtf

goddamn i hate waking up at 2 pm

Yeah, does feel like a waste of a day. Plus you know you'll be up till about 5 in the morning.

aye. i find it hard to break, might have to do the jetlag thing and do an allnighter

Yeah that's the only choice honestly.

Or you can just make sure you do a heap of physical activity and tire yourself out so you need to sleep earlier.

Haha oh dear. Don't you love it when you catch wikipedia before they fix vandalism?

From the Red Symonds entry:

"He once fractured a thoracic vertebra attempting to stuff his testicles into his own mouth. His muffled screams concerned his neighbours (at that time in Turramurra, Sydney), who contacted police. Two officers who attended the scene later reported that upon being found, Symons claimed that he was performing the stunt for an upcoming reality television programme, but there were no cameras. There were no cameras."

yeah i remember catching this immediately after watching it -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stevie_(film)

"Steve James is a filthy scmbag don't give him your money"

hmmm, that gives me an idea

That movie sounds like a bit of a downer.

you should see the redneck stereotypes, they are beyond belief

i've watched way too many pedo documentaries, this is probably the most funny/disturbing -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN1R3Rv7pC0

sex crimes and the vatican and deliver us from evil just make my blood boil though

Religion is bad enough for humanity even without their fiddling with the kiddies.

[QUOTE=horseman;17308651]far out ross noble is the funniest man alive
best show last night. god he can talk some ****[/QUOTE]


Sweet I was at that show too. Was real funny, but he was better when I saw him 2 years ago at the Enmore.

lol at Who wants to be a millionaire. Contestant lost and stole Eddie's tie haha.

yeah? didn't hear about that one

Haha. I bet that tie is worth [i]less[/i] money after he's worn it.

[QUOTE=sgrevs;17317286]Sweet I was at that show too. Was real funny, but he was better when I saw him 2 years ago at the Enmore.[/QUOTE]

haha really? thats awesome
i loved all the penrith jokes. although i hate how people just yell completely random stuff at him, like the 'SAUSAGE ROLL' and 'TEABAG THE COUNTER"

and when someone asked him star wars or star trek and he said wars, i was the one who started that clap :D

Boo, hiss.

snake action

hi aus

still recovering from a big weekend, involving excess amounts of drink, strippers and fun

how are we all

Eh. Up too early.

Hello Gas.

'Sup Aa

At work. Sun is in my eyes. Stupid low winter sun for jerks. Going to go buy a lotto ticket and some McDs soon. Then working overtime.

They should have a McRut meal that is like a cheeseburger and a lotto ticket.

:lol:

It's $100 and you get a hit of ice, three cheeseburgers and a half-dozen scratchies.

5% discount if you can produce a crack baby.

New MethHappy meals, featuring fun toys for your crack baby like spark plugs and a shoe with someone else's blood on it.

[QUOTE=horseman;17317470]haha really? thats awesome
i loved all the penrith jokes. although i hate how people just yell completely random stuff at him, like the 'SAUSAGE ROLL' and 'TEABAG THE COUNTER"

and when someone asked him star wars or star trek and he said wars, i was the one who started that clap :D[/QUOTE]


I got pissed off at the crowd so much. Hecklers suck. But when he told those two girls he would give them a piggy back and they started coming down and then he started abusing them was great.

I also got annoyed when no one was laughing at the Star Wars jokes (Robert Fett). They were f[I]u[/I]cking funny.

[quote=gaslight;17319385]5% discount if you can produce a crack baby.

New MethHappy meals, featuring fun toys for your crack baby like spark plugs and a shoe with someone else's blood on it.[/quote]
More like a shoe with someone else's foot it in.

mickey d's or kfc

I think I'd go for Ronald tonight.

I would go for - quarter pounder x 2, large chips, 12 nuggets, large coke.

I had a 10 nugget meal with a large chocolate thickshake and gave someone at work most the chips.

Macca's chips definitely are the worst of the fast food dispenseries.

[QUOTE=sgrevs;17319401]I got pissed off at the crowd so much. Hecklers suck. But when he told those two girls he would give them a piggy back and they started coming down and then he started abusing them was great.

I also got annoyed when no one was laughing at the Star Wars jokes (Robert Fett). They were f[I]u[/I]cking funny.[/QUOTE]

haha the piggyback bit was great
people left so much random **** on his stage as well
and the frisbee baby bit had me in stitches

There is no combination of frisbees and babies that couldn't be hilarious.

yeah maccas chips suck

KFC chips I rate highly as well as the chips of Ogalo.

ogalo?

what is ogalo.

ogalo

If you are familiar with Oporto, Oporto is the crappy version of Ogalo.

[QUOTE=horseman;17319537]haha the piggyback bit was great
people left so much random **** on his stage as well
and the frisbee baby bit had me in stitches[/QUOTE]


:confused: Can't remember the frisbee baby bit

The stuff people left on stage was stupid. Man people are idiots. The banana boomerang thing was kinda funny but got old fast.




Ogalo is worse than Oportos. I think. Nando's beats both anyway. But Hungry Jacks is the best fast food by far, Double Whopper pwns all else.

both of these terms are unfamiliar to me

I find Nando's do a good wrap but a terrible burger. Ogalo do a superior burger and chips, and then Oporto is just the McDonald's of the bunch.

Hungry Jacks are pretty sweet, I love a double bacon whatever when drunk.