i wish i had a brother. :(

sup guys

my brother and i dont really talk much he kinda always lived in my shadow and ive always felt pretty bad about it

[QUOTE=HighandDriving;18526974]Real Talk

Girls are pretty much worthless as friends.[/QUOTE]

naw

real talk friends are friends end of discussion

my nerdy webcomic obsessed sort of girlfriend that i met on the bus dropped me for some fat guy because she has a weight fetish

couldnt make this crap up

I have one close female friend (she is bomb) and many female friends who IDGAF about and most of them would probably return the sentiment.

female friends are alright but it gets weird when one starts to have feelings for the other and usually ends up in losing her as a friend if it doesnt work out so fuck it

[QUOTE=Bulldog;18526980]i wish i had a brother. :(

sup guys[/QUOTE]

i watched the lax final yesterday btw what did you want to know i can expand your mind with my knowledge of the game

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18526985]my nerdy webcomic obsessed sort of girlfriend that i met on the bus dropped me for some fat guy because she has a weight fetish

couldnt make this crap up[/QUOTE]

i love you

I obviously have a bunch of female Hayders too.

I have 2 best friends who I have known since the 8th grade.


Maybe we should make each other ankle bracelets???????

I have a best friend since pre school but he's a dick.

I've been friends with the majority of the kids I hang out with since like elementary school.

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everyone i know i either met in fifth grade or like a year ago

gucci gucci
louie louie
fendi fendi
prada

reading pickup lines

They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot too

gonna use that tonight

hi u must be an angel cuz i wanna put my penis in u

You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20

mitch hows your girl situation been

thats a pretty good one writin it down on my hand

how about this: hey gurl if this were the internet id be jerkin it right now

i just go up to girls and say I am a love pirate. I like your boooty arrrgh thats my girl situation

my favorite pickup line was the one about the pussy cum

If Santa Claus comes down your chimney, and puts you in his sack, dont worry because I wanted you for christmas

i am a love priate do u want to see my wooden leg :raises eyebrows:

if i come into ur house and put u in a sack dont worry cuz i wanted you for christmas

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18527074]if i come into ur house and put u in a sack dont worry cuz i wanted you for christmas[/QUOTE]

hahahahahaha

(Sniff Girl) I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
(Sniff Girl)

oh god

just ran into my friends roommate

I've known him for two years and he's funny just really flamboyant

I like talking about girls to him cause he's probably gay

[QUOTE=illmitch;18527076](Sniff Girl) I smell that you are in season... want to breed?
(Sniff Girl)

oh god[/QUOTE]

lol
r u in season or did u just cook a roast?

.......either way, we should breed....