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rum and tonic sounds terrible
i used to never puke, now i just do it if i chug a lot of carbonated stuff in a short period of time, a week or so ago i drank a huge bottle of lambic beer and then went out, mistake |
yeah I hide my phone now haha
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[QUOTE=nevertoolate;18636254]sometimes meaning the other times its hard to get it hard[/QUOTE]
that and sometimes its just kinda...sloppy |
[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18636252]my goal is to avoid puking which i've done so far
[/QUOTE] me too but on a session by session basis, i've puked plenty |
[QUOTE=Juddybear;18636258]that and sometimes its just kinda...sloppy[/QUOTE]
yeah |
y do something that makes you vomit
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know what im sayin
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man I could do for some hot chocolate right about now ~*~
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i want cappuccino
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i never drunk text people other than this one girl i kind of fell in love with for awhile but i kind of hate her as of a few weeks ago so i dont see that happening again. either that or im going to tear her apart which might be cool idk
i drunk facebook chat the same 4 girls over and over again though, it never goes well |
I got drunk on a sip of wine
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[QUOTE=illmitch;18636256]rum and tonic sounds terrible
i used to never puke, now i just do it if i chug a lot of carbonated stuff in a short period of time, a week or so ago i drank a huge bottle of lambic beer and then went out, mistake[/QUOTE] yeah it was basically I ordered a gin and tonic and the bartender went for vodka so I stopped her and said no that bottle a gin and tonic but accidentally pointed to the Bacardi silver bottle tasted it told my friend then said fuck it and downed it in one shot |
i nod fb chatted mad times lol
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[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18636268]
i drunk facebook chat the same 4 girls over and over again though, it never goes well[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/o1qHV.jpg[/IMG] |
haha roooough
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have i told u guys about when i got drunk once (last)
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lol @ pic
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drunk facebook messaged some like 400 pound emo girl once and gave her my number
she texted me the next day when i was sober and i was like uhhhhhhhhh nah i'll pass on this one |
one time i was at a bar and ordered a double whiskey coke, the guy started pouring whiskey and said "tell me when" but i didnt hear
dude eventually pours an entire cup of whiskey and says "hey man, want a chaser" and pours a cup of coke |
haha
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[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18636280][B]drunk facebook messaged some like 400 pound emo girl once and gave her my number[/B]
she texted me the next day when i was sober and i was like uhhhhhhhhh nah i'll pass on this one[/QUOTE] :lol: so awkward |
[QUOTE=adbforever;18636274][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/o1qHV.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
troof especially the credit card thing, i always get drunk and buy shit online and forget about it until it comes to my house but yeah one of those 4 girls drunk fbook messaged me once and basically confessed how shes had a fatty crush on me for a few years but i was taking a shit and left facebook open so when i came back there was this huge thing written out and she had already logged off so it looked like i was just ignoring it lol |
[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18636297]troof
especially the credit card thing, i always get drunk and buy shit online and forget about it until it comes to my house but yeah one of those 4 girls drunk fbook messaged me once and basically confessed how shes had a fatty crush on me for a few years but i was taking a shit and left facebook open so when i came back there was this huge thing written out and she had already logged off so it looked like i was just ignoring it lol[/QUOTE] loool nice just opened up the fridge and only found two natty lights rough |
watchin frasier whatre you homos doing
EDIT @ mitch: do you ever smoke weed? |
[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18636297]
but yeah one of those 4 girls drunk fbook messaged me once and basically confessed how shes had a fatty crush on me for a few years but i was taking a shit and left facebook open so when i came back there was this huge thing written out and she had already logged off so it looked like i was just ignoring it lol[/QUOTE] :lol: |
listening to animal collective
might watch some mad men |
listening to some nirvarna and nothing else really
may watch some more penn and teller bullshiut |
"i have a bluray player and half a quesadilla" is my standard pickup line
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natty is so bad it tastes like malt liquor without the higher alcohol content
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my standard pick up line is "uh uh uh so i kinda um think you're you know uh cute and stuff" while staring at the ground
works like a charm tbh |
[QUOTE=Juddybear;18636301]watchin frasier whatre you homos doing
[/QUOTE] show rules |
yeah man natty is awful
EDIT: @ mitch EDIT @ elder brent: f yeah man |
Fuck Natty haters. 30 pack for less than 20 bucks I don't care if it tasted like literal dogshit
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thinking about watching damages on netflix instant idk have any of u bros watched it
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[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18636313]Fuck Natty haters. 30 pack for less than 20 bucks I don't care if it tasted like literal dogshit[/QUOTE]
well i mean ill drink it just tastes like butt |
listening to just dance
feels like this song came out when i was like 2 jeez |
[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18636313]Fuck Natty haters. 30 pack for less than 20 bucks I don't care if it tasted like literal dogshit[/QUOTE]
almost every 30 pack is under 20 bucks here dude |
one time i drank a whole bottle of codein/promethazine syrup then pounded a natty and half an hour later i thought i was gonna fucking die
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[QUOTE=illmitch;18636320]almost every 30 pack is under 20 bucks here dude[/QUOTE]
what the fuck man a 24 of Bud is like 20 bucks here |
most 30 racks are less than $20 here
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