[QUOTE=Sk8SkaNJ]I'm not.[/QUOTE]

lol, o, nvm...well i was actually talking to whoever was eating an omelete but wahtever

John kerry's daughter [url]http://snopes.com/photos/risque/kerry.asp[/url]

Small nipples, I'd still do her.

She's goofy looking. She looks all cross-eyed or something.

ya, kinda scares me to look at her

Do you guys know if a clockwork orange is good? I tried to rent it today but they didn't have it anymore.

this one time, my dog got its head stuck in a saltine box.

One time my cat got it's head stuck between the wooden rails on the back of our rocking chair. It was funny until the cat stopped moving, but it had only passed out.

*is unbanned* One time, my friend's dog got his balls stuck on the deck. (true story)

my cat got stuck in a paper bag.

Diane is back. :)

no seriously, it was great, and i never saw that movie, so i wouldnt know if that happened in it or not.

The neighbours behind me are blasting ****ty mexican music. Time to battle them. Grindcore away!

I agree with you all, the only worthwhile thread on here.

[QUOTE=Banned From The Roxy]my cat got stuck in a paper bag.[/QUOTE]

Your cat sucks.

well i was still here, but i had a queer user name, now im back to the original queer user name.

grindcore shmindcore, its all about classical, put on some beethoven....

i've always wanted to put beetoven or some other classic crap really, really loud like...in the middle of the park

Put on some black metal like Kalmah or Children Of Bodom. The neighbors always love that.

i suck!

Classical really pisses off your neighbours. The people directly behind us hate us because of my music, a good mix of classical, metal, and punk played a massive volumes.

lol, sounds fun

They deserve it, always making super good smelling Philipino BBQ and not sharing. It tortures a fat guy like me.

ahahha, cheers to fat ppl man

:chug:

Blast some Converge. I sent someone 'The Saddest Day' by Converge mp3 and told them it was a pop punk song. Funny thing ever.

Now I'm hungry.. :(

eat something.

I'm watching Family Guy (again) and I've seen this episode over 13 times and I still find it funny.

Is this odd? or is something wrong with me.

There's nothing in my house to eat.. except for people.

well then eat people.

no man, family guy is just that brilliant