| Janeway |
01-05-2007 07:33 PM |
[SIZE="1"][I]Oh f[B]u[/B]ck.[/I]
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Oh sh[B]i[/B]t. Sh[I]i[/I]t. Sh[B]i[/B]t sh[B]i[/B]t sh[B]i[/B]t. You really f[B]u[/B]cked up this time Kathy.
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Kathryn Janeway blinked furiously, looking around the vast emptiness surrounding her, unable to completely comprehend the total lack of everything. Her whole body was numb, her pulse nonexistant, completely unfeeling. Was she dreaming? She thought so. She examined her hands. They were normal enough. She certainly seemed to exist, though she couldn’t figure out why she was entirely nude save a lime green fanny pack fastened around her hips.
She grasped the zipper between her feelingless thumb and forefinger, pulling it quickly back. She blinked down at it for a moment before an ear splitting shriek erupted from deep with in it, sending Kathryn spluttering backwards.
“Jesus Christ!” She screeched as she clumsily yanked the zipper back up. An enormous wooshing sound drew her attention from behind. [I]What the hell is that?[/I] A huge green blur was speeding towards her. Something far at the back of her mind was screaming at her to run, but she stood lamely transfixed for a few moments before the blur smacked into her face, sending her sprawling over the whiteness.
“F[B]u[/B]ck!!!” She wailed, cupping her nose. Blinking the blood away, she dimly realized that it didn’t hurt.[I] Awesome. I’m freakin’ invincible.[/I] Her awe was cut short when another huge wooshing blur was hurtling towards her.
[I]Crap.[/I] She scrambled forward, but not quickly enough as the huge neon blue mass slammed her against the large green one. [I]What the f[B]u[/B]ck is this!? [/I]She dislodged herself from between them and stumbled forward.
“What the…” she spoke before realizing. Splayed in front of her in massive block letters were her previous words. She sprinted to her left trying to avoid the letters falling from the sky. She managed to escape WHAT but was crushed under the corner of THE.
She was stunned for a moment. The whiteness was gone, replaced by dank, gooey darkness. She shouted, but heard nothing. She tried to move her arms, but realized her arms weren’t there. Nothing was there.
[I]Sh[B]i[/B]t.[/I] She thought over the possibilities for a moment before deciding to scream and thrash around wildly, hoping for the best. There was a loud sucking noise, followed by a great pop. Kathryn was immersed in whiteness again, but this time it was thick and mucousy. She swept her newly found arms through the thickness, swimming what she assumed was upwards.
Her head broke the thin surface, and she was facing the huge green S at the end of Jesus. She pulled herself out of the pool, running her hands over her body. She still couldn’t feel anything, but the circumference of her anus seemed oddly large.
She blinked. [I]No…[/I] She wiped her cheek with her fingers, dismayed to find strips of blackish brown fluid stuck to them. [I]No, no, no. That’s impossible.[/I] She cautiously brought her fingers to her nose and took a great whiff.
“Oh God!” She gagged at the stench. “F[B]u[/B]cking A! That did NOT happen!”
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I'm bored.
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