why did finger start posting here go back to gd fag

Conjunctivitis is the fucking bane of my life atm.

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18635395]i suck at peeing i usually end up getting little splashback droplets on my legs

is this normal[/QUOTE]

yes, if you suck at peeing

cut or uncut?

you need 2 pull back ur 4skin brah

happens to the best of us

just make sure you shake that baby real good maybe give it a nice squeeze from back to front like when your toothpaste is low

cut, and aesthetically pleasing

i'm just saying my piss tends to splash on my legs. i think its because i'm tall

dont piss into the water dingus

piss along the porcelain

think I'm gonna play a chaotic good half-elf wizard then pick up some ranger levels maybe three then pick up some shadowdancer levels and just pwn everything so sick

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18635529]cut, and aesthetically pleasing

i'm just saying my piss tends to splash on my legs. i think its because i'm tall[/QUOTE]
splashback from the actual toilet or spray from the vent

saaaam
what the fuck is up?

sup bros

Goin to pick up my lady friend in an hour, she's visiting for 5 days :)

im waiting for my weed guy to bring me an eighth, i hate waiting ugh

i want to grow dmt

I love when Justin visits mx and just bumps EVERY thread

[QUOTE=Stevie;18635302]so i just went out to do my exercise. press ups, chin ups dips things like that. some girl started watching me, playfully imitating me. she obviously took quite an interest in me. pretty soon she wandered over, started talking to me. soon enough all her friends came over too and they were hanging on my every word while i was doing my chin ups ended up asking if i was single and such.

only 1 catch






















they wos 10 :upset:[/QUOTE]

loool

[QUOTE=GottaPost;18635531]dont piss into the water dingus

piss along the porcelain[/QUOTE]

dude im not a rook this aint my first rodeo. ive been pissing along the porcelain before you were born probably. it still happens anyway though idk theyre like ghost droplets

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18635582]splashback from the actual toilet or spray from the vent[/QUOTE]

i dont know :(

just spent $765.43 on fucking medical books for school

my whole fucking cheque burned right before my very eyes

First semester I spent less than 1200 on law books...I was right around 800

quit bitching

well law books are giant heavy things, medical books are just some pretty pictures and words and only about 200pgs long

BUT HEY IT'S HOT OFF THE SCIENCE

my scholarship from KU is usually enough to cover textbooks

my parents help out too

gonna maybe buy one old edition of a book for about 40 and try to borrow the other, none for my others

brutal

still havent even looked at my materials lists

[QUOTE=GottaPost;18635741]still havent even looked at my materials lists[/QUOTE]
this

[QUOTE=GottaPost;18635741]still havent even looked at my materials lists[/QUOTE]

have you even started yet

i'm in my second week

i've only gotten books for 2/5 my classes and i'm in my second week

ive only bought one of the books for one of my classes

but 2 of my classes dont need books

[QUOTE=illmitch;18635749]have you even started yet

i'm in my second week[/QUOTE]

no i start on tuesday

books are gay

pretty sure ive said this already this week

ipads for life apple gang bitch

Don't start for another 2/3 weeks.

Some of my mates who go elsewhere don't start until October.

lol college

found a job yet adb

not looking

your marketing degree is really taking you places

where exactly do I need to go

I have pretty much everything I want in life already

Need to really amp up my performance at uni this year, going to be doing some later nights in the library.

lol trying in school, doesn't do shit

it's who you know not what you do

Cheers for the life advice dad.

[QUOTE=adbforever;18635778]lol trying in school, doesn't do shit

it's who you know not what you do[/QUOTE]

the sound of a marketing major crying

[I]heartbreaking[/I]