[QUOTE=munky_magik][b]Friday Evening:[/b] Ali goes out with friends, drinks heavily
[b]Sometime during Friday evening:[/b] Ali spills drink, this looks bad...a few more drinks erase this from his memory.
[b]1am Saturday, distance 300m:[/b] Ali Decides it's bedtime and leaves bar to go home.
[b]1am Saturday, distance 150:[/b] a random female approaches Ali in the street and starts groping. Now Ali, being f[FONT="Verdana"]u[/FONT]cked off his face and all, sees this as perfectly logical.
[b]1am Saturday:[/b] Ali Arrives at halls of residence only to find wallet and phone gone. Explain situation to kind man behind reception desk who lets Ali borrow phone to cancel bank cards, inform parents, phone police.
[b]5am Sat:[/b] After 4:30 hours on phone to various Police people and achieving nothing because they're a bunch of f[FONT="Verdana"]u[/FONT]cking morons, Ali decides to go to bed.
[b]8am Sat:[/b] Ali gets up and tries police again
[b]11am sat[/b] After a total of 7:30 hours Ali finally extracts the information that this cannot be dealt with over the phone and will need a statment taken from him so he can recieve a crime number and claim insurance
[b]11:15am:[/b] Ali recieves General directions of nearest Police station from kind man behind desk
[b]12:30pm:[/b] After roughly an hour of wandering around Moss side, Ali discovers Police Station.
[b]12:30 10 secs:[/b]Ali discovers Police Station is closed
[b]12:30 15secs:[/b] Ali Assaults Police Station
[b]1 pm:[/b] Ali returns from Police station, breifly explains prediciment to flat mates, recieves sympathy, collapses in bed
[b]1pm Sat - 10am Sun:[/b] Ali hibernates
[b]10 am Sun:[/b] Ali wakes, showers, has apple due to lack of food and money, resarches.
[b]10:30 am:[/b] Ali Sets off in search of Divisional headquaters, guaranteed to be open 24 hrs
[b]11 am[/b] Ali arrives, explains. Woman behind desk serves every before him. Then explains that they can't really deal with his situation and that he has to report it to the station he visted previously. Though he does have to a wait a moment to recieve a Log number to present at the other station.
[b]1pm:[/b] A moment later, Ali recieves Log number
[b]1:30pm:[/b] Ali returns home
[b]2:00pm[/b] Ali arrives at police station. station closed.
[b]2:30pm:[/b] Ali arrives back home
[b]3:00pm[/b] Ali finally gains access to flat after explaining to person behind desk.

Now I'm improvising here, but it seems perfectly plausible:
[b]6:00pm Sun:[/b] Someone pisse Ali off. Ali commits murder
[b]6:01 24secs:[/b] Police arrive to arrest Ali
[b]6:02: [/b] Ali gets Assualting an officer and offensive language added to charges as he realises that these are the same bastard Police who won't take his statement so he can get crime number and claim insurance.
[b]2006 - 2018:[/b] Ali seves jail time
[b] 2018 8pm:[/b] Police offer to take statement about lost wallet and phone and issue crime number, apologise for delay
[b]2018 8:01pm:[/b] Ali :explodes:

In short kids, don't get pick pocketed. And if you do don't bother to the Police because I have never ment a more incompotent bunch of wankers in my entire life.[/QUOTE]


that sucks man. I dont know what to say.

Ali: at least you cancelled all the cards, right?

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]So, You enjoying Jom's salty man-juice with that BNL comment?
:p[/QUOTE]

/bans

As for milk: I think what I have is 2% reduced fat milk. I'm not sure how that works, but I'm a milk fiend. My family when I'm back home probably goes through a gallon a day.

I also eat my cereal dry, with no milk in it. I'm not really a breakfast person, and I eat my cereal really slowly, so it gets all soggy and nasty and not that much fun to eat after awhile.

Ali: yikes :-\

BUY MY SPERRRRRRM BUY MY SPEEEERM
I think I love this CD more than I did last listen.
/goes to chagne rating on sputnik

[QUOTE=munky_magik]/timeline[/QUOTE]
Man that is unfortunate, im always paranoid of losing my wallet.


NP: Solefald - Buy My Sperm

Blast Trilemma.
I suck at political discussion, because I don't care too much, but his idiocy led me to post in PNWI, which I generally keep out of, and I'm sure my arguments make no sense.
Bugger.

Dude. That really sucks, Ali. I hope things work out for you in the end.

On a slightly more positive note, I've started researching for the Primal Fear write-up. I think Judas Priest fans are going to enjoy the uploads.

And I've already put together my list for the first four bands on next week's poll. I've got a really nice variety going. Without giving any names, we've got a classic rock superstar, a darkwave band, a doom metal group that you've heard me mention in previous write-ups, and for a wild card (as I did with Michale Graves and DotHT) a skacore band.

Anyone who has not heard Pain of Salvation, hasn't heard music.

[QUOTE=FuryInArt]Uhm...am I the only person here who is content with drinking water? It quenches my thirst a hell of a lot more than soda or Gatorade.[/QUOTE]

I agree, but I like me some milk and green tea too :).

[QUOTE=Moses]Anyone who has not heard Pain of Salvation, hasn't heard music.[/QUOTE]
God damn page turn.

[QUOTE]11 am Ali arrives, explains. Woman behind desk serves every before him. Then explains that they can't really deal with his situation and that he has to report it to the station he visted previously. Though he does have to a wait a moment to recieve a Log number to present at the other station.
1pm: A moment later, Ali recieves Log number[/QUOTE]

:lol: At least you still have a sense of humor.

[QUOTE=Moses]God damn page turn.[/QUOTE]
dude. i've been trying to get a hold of you on aim but you always sign off. why?

Yo, guys, just curious, how would one go about making an animated gif?

[QUOTE=PinkFreud]dude. i've been trying to get a hold of you on aim but you always sign off. why?[/QUOTE]
My AIM sucks. I'm on now but I'll be out for a little while.

[QUOTE=Moses]God damn page turn.[/QUOTE]
I saw it, but I ignored it as I figured it was a blatant lie :/

NP: Joe Stump - Cadenza Diablo

[QUOTE=metal guitar]I saw it, but I ignored it as I figured it was a blatant lie :/

NP: Joe Stump - Cadenza Diablo[/QUOTE]
Pain of Salvation > You. Okay, well to be a little more fair, Whoever hasn't heard Pain of Salvation hasn't heard real prog.

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]Yo, guys, just curious, how would one go about making an animated gif?[/QUOTE]

Search for...Ulead GIF Animator. I think thats it.

[QUOTE=ICB]Search for...Ulead GIF Animator. I think thats it.[/QUOTE]

Thanks dude, oh yeah, get on AIM.

[QUOTE=Moses]My AIM sucks. I'm on now but I'll be out for a little while.[/QUOTE]
i guess i'll tell you here then. i've got votes from pages like 12 up to 16. do you want me to do 17?

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]I agree, but I like me some green tea too :).[/QUOTE]

Yes! Green tea is excellent!

[QUOTE=PinkFreud]i guess i'll tell you here then. i've got votes from pages like 12 up to 16. do you want me to do 17?[/QUOTE]
If you feel like it, damn. Didn't expect that. I was just at work yesterday and went to The Rocky Horror Picture Show production, which was friggin' weird. Definately the most homoerotic movie, just beating out Alexander.

[QUOTE=Moses]If you feel like it, damn. Didn't expect that. I was just at work yesterday and went to The Rocky Horror Picture Show production, which was friggin' weird. Definately the most homoerotic movie, just beating out Alexander.[/QUOTE]
haha, just trying to make it easier for you. you do up to 12.

and yeah, i've never seen rocky horror picture show but i've heard....weird things.

One of my favourite films ever I would say.

Tim Curry is excellent in it.

Apparently it's a cult classic, which makes me yearn to see it.

[QUOTE=Moses]Tim Curry is excellent in it.[/QUOTE]
He's excellent in everything, except that Scary Movie 3.
That sucked.

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]He's excellent in everything, except that Scary Movie 3.
That sucked.[/QUOTE]

I only watch that movie for Leslie Nielsen. He is the sexiest man alive, besides Chuck Norris.

[QUOTE=FuryInArt]I only watch that movie for Leslie Nielsen. He is the sexiest man alive, besides Chuck Norris.[/QUOTE]

Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS, but he still gives them to people.

[QUOTE=My bitch]Thanks dude, oh yeah, get on AIM.[/QUOTE]

Dude, I'm always on MSN now. The only reason I'm on AIM right now is because I'm bored as hell.

/gets new (used) guitar today :D

NP: Cradle of Filth- Her Ghost in The Fog

what do oyu guys say to my avatar?

I never saw much in CTTS, i don't see why everyone seems to see them as genre defining brilliance.

But nice avatar.

Mines new too.

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]what do oyu guys say to my avatar?[/QUOTE]
pwns mine

Hey guys, would Primus fit under Rock/Metal forums or the Alt./Indie forums?

Just wondering, I want to do a Featured Article on them in the near future.

[QUOTE=Arucard]I never saw much in CTTS, i don't see why everyone seems to see them as genre defining brilliance.

But nice avatar.

Mines new too.[/QUOTE]

Are you one of the kids who are like,"OMG TOO CHAOTIC!!!!!"?

Cause if so, I completely understand, that's how a lot of my friends are with them.

[QUOTE=Acoustic Bandit]pwns mine

Hey guys, would Primus fit under Rock/Metal forums or the Alt./Indie forums?

Just wondering, I want to do a Featured Article on them in the near future.[/QUOTE]
yeah, they could fall under R&M

[QUOTE=Acoustic Bandit]pwns mine

Hey guys, would Primus fit under Rock/Metal forums or the Alt./Indie forums?

Just wondering, I want to do a Featured Article on them in the near future.[/QUOTE]

They would fit in both as well as the Jazz/Funk forum I think.... which would probably mean they could go in Other Music as well... rofl.

[QUOTE=Arucard]I never saw much in CTTS, i don't see why everyone seems to see them as genre defining brilliance.

But nice avatar.

Mines new too.[/QUOTE]


/never changing his avatar.

Ok just don't want to end up making an FA on them here and just get 50 million replies saying "Primus aint Metal OMG..." <---well duh, but they are rock "No tehy arent u dont no nething" You know what I mean?

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]They would fit in both as well as the Jazz/Funk forum I think.... which would probably mean they could go in Other Music as well... rofl.[/QUOTE]

Primus could really fit under anything. I'd like to do an FA on them in here since this forum is viewed more. Jazz/Funk gets no attention and Other Music doesn't as much either.

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Yeah dude, just do it here, it's the largest music section anyhow.

Oh, and try editing those posts together, otherwise a mod may ban you...

I'm gonna go take a shower and mull things over in my head...

I just got Half-Life 2 anyone know if it's actually as good as ppl say?

[QUOTE=I Am Vikingcore]Oh, and try editing those posts together, otherwise a mod may ban you...[/QUOTE]
Done. I didn't know there was a doubleposting rule here.

[QUOTE=Aw3someman]I just got Half-Life 2 anyone know if it's actually as good as ppl say?[/QUOTE]
I don't play Half Life, but I've heard that it's a dissapointment, though I never got details on why people dislike it.

Half Life 2 is a lot of fun, but I am stuck at the end.

Oh dear...what is this thread name? :-\

How was everyone's break?