also, that's not acutally rasputin's wang

Where is rasputin's wang?

[quote=Cocaine;17148834]also, that's not acutally rasputin's wang[/quote]um yes it is.

google rasputin's penis

nvm don't wanna see no peens

dude its bigger than an arm

You like talking about penises Timjim?

[QUOTE=TimJim;17148839]um yes it is.[/QUOTE]

no it isn't, it's just some random dong in an erotic museum in europe. there's no way of proving that it's his and considering he (finally) died after being drowned and burnt, i fail to see how you can actually think someone went "oh wait douse the fire i wanna cut his dick off first". His wang was intact when he died according to the autopsy. It's just a museum cashing in on legends.

lol

[quote=RetiredAt21;17148848]You like talking about penises Timjim?[/quote]no you do

[quote=Cocaine;17148850]no it isn't, it's just some random dong in an erotic museum in europe. there's no way of proving that it's his and considering he (finally) died after being drowned and burnt, i fail to see how you can actually think someone went "oh wait douse the fire i wanna cut his dick off first". His wang was intact when he died according to the autopsy. It's just a museum cashing in on legends.[/quote]i know but i wanted to see if anyone would squeel


but now its ruined

Kill it like how you would kill a vampire.

also the wang, while huge, is really gross looking. it's all swollen and lumpy and ewwwww

its actually my penis sent from the future to convince the world it needs my seed

well tyler that would happen after the giant process of you know all that

Let's mail it to Dargon.

[quote=Cocaine;17148855]also the wang, while huge, is really gross looking. it's all swollen and lumpy and ewwwww[/quote]well if anyone's sat in that **** long enough ofc it looks that way

[quote=RetiredAt21;17148858]Let's mail it to Dargon.[/quote]
seconded

yeah the penis was never proven to be mine

Pretty sure a cone shaped dong is never a good dong, no matter how big it is.

idk preston's from bangbros has bitches go nuts

what if the vagina is cone shaped

I want Dargon to see it.

[QUOTE=rasputin;17148877]what if the omnibus is cone shaped[/QUOTE]

reverse cone shaped*

otherwise its like a penis

yeah i actually originally wrote 'inversely cone shaped' but then i was like nah that can't be right but i guess i was wrong

hella brolove itt

hey i just got back from playing warhammer

(woohoo)

dude

i dunno man

just

no

huh

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17148766]I've never even heard Whitechapel. Stop being such an insecure little large bundle of sticks Mappy, even if I disliked them you can't always assume it's because they have breakdowns.[/QUOTE]

They're good as hell, honestly.

whitechapel has some cool riffs but no good songs

Whitechapel has some good songs.

They don't have bad songs though, just really boring songs.

Masscows is mad slightly confuzzled sea lion.

But hes a qt. <3

they're good live i guess