Sup slowlod.

So last night I went for a run at the school near my house. My psychotic ex actually sent her boyfriend over to get in my face all because I parked my car near where she lives. Twas ****in' hilarious.

weird

It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. The guy is quite a bit bigger than me but he stopped 10 feet away and wouldn't come any closer to me while he was running his mouth, he even brought one of his friends as backup. The only reason he had the guts to come over at all is 'cause I'd probably catch a charge if I whipped his ***.

I picture you as a moderately sized person, say 5'9 about 145 lbs.

6' 155lbs actually but good guess. Although I've weighed 140-145 since like 9th grade but I've gained 10ish pounds over the summer. The other guy is like 6'1 probably 185-200lbs but he's all tris and bis, douchebag has probably never done a proper squat in his life. He just looks like one of those lumbering jackasses who would be slow as hell in a fight lol.

Good god 6' 155 have a ****ing sandwich

'cause I'd probably catch a charge if I whipped his ***.

wtf?

[url]http://www.box.net/shared/alyki639ox[/url]

he's frontin cause the other guy would kick the **** out of him

[QUOTE=JoshIsNumber3;18120499][url]http://www.box.net/shared/alyki639ox[/url][/QUOTE]

why would you record this?

to make you rage

[QUOTE=viciouscycle;18120489]'cause I'd probably catch a charge if I whipped his ***.

wtf?[/QUOTE]

I have a black belt in Moo Duk Kwan Taekwondo, a judge or jury would take that into consideration and it would probably hurt my case because I'm "fully aware of the damage I can inflict". The myth that black belts have to register their hands and feet as deadly weapons is bullshit, but it's completely relevant in court.

:smoke:

sup lod

werd

[QUOTE=Modern Iconoclast;18120587]I have a black belt in Moo Duk Kwan Taekwondo, a judge or jury would take that into consideration and it would probably hurt my case because I'm "fully aware of the damage I can inflict". The myth that black belts have to register their hands and feet as deadly weapons is bullpoop, but it's completely relevant in court.[/QUOTE]

Yeah but when **** ets real people don't wait for you to put on your pyjamas before they smash you in the skull with a brick.

Sup lod, word to your mothers.

[QUOTE=Squirrel;18120461]Good god 6' 155 have a ****ing sandwich[/QUOTE]

Haha, I like cranky Squirrel.

[QUOTE=Squirrel;18121372]Yeah but when **** ets real people don't wait for you to put on your pyjamas before they smash you in the skull with a brick.[/QUOTE]

that's true but if you've been smashing brickwalls for 10 years you could probably hit someone harder than if you've been playing chess

[QUOTE=Squirrel;18121372]Yeah but when **** ets real people don't wait for you to put on your pyjamas before they smash you in the skull with a brick.[/QUOTE]

Hilarious.


S'up lod.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEpst3W6KD8


That is all.

[QUOTE=Sad But True;18121529]Haha, I like cranky Squirrel.[/QUOTE]

No wonder you get so pissy at my posts if you think that's cranky. That's how i post.

[QUOTE]that's true but if you've been smashing brickwalls for 10 years you could probably hit someone harder than if you've been playing chess [/QUOTE]

Yeah youre right i forgot how people hone their skills in martial arts by punching brick walls and headbutting blocks of iron

[QUOTE]Hilarious.[/QUOTE]

My sarcasm detector is broken but im gonna assume youre beign serious cause it was an awesome post i have to admit.

[QUOTE=El-Ahrairah;18121545]that's true but if you've been smashing brickwalls for 10 years you could probably hit someone harder than if you've been playing chess[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/02/chess_wideweb__470x337,0.jpg[/IMG]

chess boxing **** yeah

i got an offer to play once

Guthrie seriously needs to come out with a new album or something

I've got the guitar pro file for waves lying around, mebbe i should go back to it.

[QUOTE=jaklyons;18121603][IMG]http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/02/chess_wideweb__470x337,0.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

you got me there haha :lol:

[QUOTE=Squirrel;18121372]Yeah but when **** ets real people don't wait for you to put on your pyjamas before they smash you in the skull with a brick.[/QUOTE]

Martial Artists/pro fighters tend to have better reactions than your average yobo, so in reality they have a better survival rate in any situation.

But anyways, sup lod?

I handed in my notice today.

[QUOTE=The_Mop;18121628]Guthrie seriously needs to come out with a new album or something[/QUOTE]

this this this He's been playing the same damn songs for 4 years

[QUOTE=AG;18121820]Martial Artists/pro fighters tend to have better reactions than your average yobo, so in reality they have a better survival rate in any situation.
[/QUOTE]

Hmm, I dunno how true that is. I understand your logic though I don't think it's true.

You can't improve your reflexes and reactions; you can become accustomed to particular moves and stances and learn to work with them, but someone throwing a chair at you isnt really the kind of material people cover at Karate lessons.

I understand that you can't improve your reactions in as much as you can't improve your peripheral vision, hearing, sense of proximity etc, but you can train your reaction to the stimulus.

If someone threw a chair at me, and I saw it in the corner of my eye, I'd probably scream like a girl and get hit by it.