Furiously humping against the leg of a girl who's asleep.

Fuckyeaaahhh. :cool:

[quote=nevertoolate;18631136]cookin teryaki marinated rump steak on tha BBQ, fuckin smells great[/quote]

youll have to let me know how this was, sounds fuckin amazing, ive had a hankerin for some really good teryaki lately, probably gonna go get some from this place down the street from my house, never tried but always wanted to.

she musta been talking about another dude

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18631492]she musta been talking about another dude[/QUOTE]

that came to mind too

gonna start boxing again today

last two all my muscles were stiff as a board and could barely move

that sucks man

yo haz can you do me a favor? and i'll give you a boxing tip or something in return, whatever you want

he wants oral. give it. the boxing tip might be worth it

[QUOTE=Morumbar;18631490]Furiously humping against the leg of a girl who's asleep.

Fuckyeaaahhh. :cool:[/QUOTE]

I don't think I've seen you talk about girls tbh

lol Brent = mad

again? shit

evening lads

what's the story

[QUOTE=adbforever;18631502]I don't think I've seen you talk about girls tbh[/QUOTE]

I've been out of the game for quite some time now. I think I don't meet enough new girls, and I'm not one to just walk up to chat up random girls in a bar.

Also, the last date I had.. I thought it went well and we even arranged to meet up the next week to go play pool, but then the next day I saw her hooking up with some other dude.

sup BROS

dammit haz

ugh girls are sluts

no u r a retard is all

brent dont be such a hater they arent all sluts

Should have never broken up with the last gf I had. She's really good looking and just a genuinely good person. Idk why I do stuff like that.

She would have eventually probably left me anyway, though.

then breaking up with her was the correct move

[QUOTE=adbforever;18631529]ugh girls are sluts[/QUOTE]

mad

mad indeed

Problem is I only like girls who could do better than me and probably deserve better than me.

haha what

[QUOTE=Morumbar;18631546]Problem is I only like girls who could do better than me and probably deserve better than me.[/QUOTE]
quit thinking like that and pretend you're the alpha male and she's lucky to get within 10 feet of you

then beat your chest and roar

Well, guys who think themselves alpha males are usually obnoxious dicks, and I don't feel comfortable being a dick, lol.

im no alpha male and i still manage

EDIT: idk if this about being an alpha male with you, have you considered that you might be a total puss?

[QUOTE=Morumbar;18631549]Well, guys who think themselves alpha males are usually obnoxious dicks, and I don't feel comfortable being a dick, lol.[/QUOTE]

yeah i can't actually follow that advice either even if i wanted to i always freeze up and come off as weird

you just have to put yourselves out there, no way around it, stop being pussies

Yeah, just gotta get out more and be social. A lot of my friends work, though, and I'm still in college so I often don't have money to go out and stuff.

Anyway, first day of college tomorrow. Gotta get up at 6:30, so I should probably try to get some sleep now (it's 1:37).

Later.

i'm moving in a few weeks so i don't see any point putting myself out there until i've moved

then i'll probably come up with some excuse not to do it once i'm there too

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18631557]i'm moving in a few weeks so i don't see any point putting myself out there until i've moved

then i'll probably come up with some excuse not to do it once i'm there too[/QUOTE]

dude you should do heroin then you wont give a fuck what anyone thinks of you

EDIT: itll be like a social lubricant for you :)

lol

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18631464]whenever i've slept with a girl she's slept fine and i lay awake all night

the [I]only[/I] logical conclusion is that it's nearly impossible for a guy to fall asleep in the vicinity of a female[/QUOTE]

all technique bro

all technique

again i think heroin would be perfect for you

[QUOTE=adbforever;18631478]wasn't the problem for me because she took care of that beforehand[/QUOTE]

DUDE

fuck

[I]she made him ejaculate[/I]

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18631480]am i the only person that suffers from a perpetual boner[/QUOTE]

nope

always be prepared

indeed, a boner can happen anytime/anywhere

actually no it cant

only when theres adequate female contact

or

she's wearing a hot as fuck mini skirt

oh look at brent, mr perfect never gets a boner when he doesnt want one