Drinking a Schaefer only had 17 of them yesterday for the crazy storm that never reached its full potential

Gumbo Variations awesome song.

[QUOTE=Deth;18631316]don't like hoegaarden, one of the very fews beer I don't like[/QUOTE]

unacceptable

fuck u bro

let's not fight

undercooked my dinner
fuck eyah

Well the weather we got from the hurricane was lame

lol dog comes upstairs sees me on my bed thinks....
nah i'll go to another room
such soul crushing rejection

hahah

lol

[QUOTE=Stevie;18631393]lol dog comes upstairs sees me on my bed thinks....
nah i'll go to another room
such soul crushing rejection[/QUOTE]

classic

dogs gotta jerk off somewhere

you guys got any recs for a good book to read? looking for something that will help get my mind off things. i trust you guys, so there's no real specific genre im looking for.

plays, fiction, poetry - anything

confederacy of dunces

A Hero of our Time

[QUOTE=nodding;18631402]dogs gotta jerk off somewhere[/QUOTE]

i dont mind i jerk off with my dog in the room

so happy i could die and alejandro by lady gaga areee the best songs ever

[QUOTE=12XU;18631407]you guys got any recs for a good book to read? looking for something that will help get my mind off things. i trust you guys, so there's no real specific genre im looking for.

plays, fiction, poetry - anything[/QUOTE]

J.G. Ballard - [I]Crash[/I]

[QUOTE=The Stig;18631260]dude you have obviously never slept with a chick I am calling you out on your bullshit TODAY[/QUOTE]

call me out all you want, I'll just laugh at you bro

the girl I've slept with is 5'7 135-140 and I'm 5'9 120

both of us cuddled but couldn't fall asleep

ugh

how did I know you'd be one to take this conversation about girls much further than it needed to go

becuz pawl iz baitin em

now you and paul be nice to each other or no dessert after tea

whenever i've slept with a girl she's slept fine and i lay awake all night

the [I]only[/I] logical conclusion is that it's nearly impossible for a guy to fall asleep in the vicinity of a female

yeah i didn't get too much sleep

she slept a shitton

i'll draw an annotated diagram

i usually pass the fuck out

yo anthoneezy

yo doo

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i've found the problem, officer

are you still bonering her when she is sleeping

wasn't the problem for me because she took care of that beforehand

the problem was her head is big and was crushing my sternum or the shoulder region in general

am i the only person that suffers from a perpetual boner

nah

I just sit there and jerk off if she is tired she seems to not mind

when im being affectionate w/ a girl I have that syndrome I guess

[QUOTE=Haz;18631481]nah

I just sit there and jerk off if she is tired she seems to not mind[/QUOTE]

but what if you're in that spooning position and you don't want to move in case you wake her up

try doin some shoulder press' adb it should help you with your shoulders getting crushed by girls' heads problem

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;18631484]try doin some shoulder press' adb it should help you with your shoulders getting crushed by girls' heads problem[/QUOTE]

yo, I actually did when I worked out

I'm going to start again next month when school starts

[QUOTE=SlightlyEpic;18631483]but what if you're in that spooning position and you don't want to move in case you wake her up[/QUOTE]

just rub it on her back or her leg

I guess so

I think I must've done a lot of frustrated dry-humping because she never really put out that much even though she talked about 'having awesome sex' a lot