[QUOTE=adbforever;18631065]idk bro, your memoirs have very homosexual overtones[/QUOTE]

thats how you get published bitch

i'm a famous gay southern playwright

i wouldnt be surprised

why am I still up

ur a fagget

cool post bro

srs

nah mods have been quiet tbh

[QUOTE=Haz;18631030]was fucking some fat 38 yr old single mother at like, 3 am, her kids were watching [I]Doom[/I] on the TV and she wouldn't close the door

I think i've told this story before[/QUOTE]

still love the jazzing in her hair one

nice. you still at uni? i coulda swore you were but i smoke a lotta weed so my memory is bad lol

must be the weed lol

nah Im workin for the man

sellin your bod or what?

and it definitely is. im prety sure

cookin teryaki marinated rump steak on tha BBQ, fuckin smells great

Holy shit balls its windy

[QUOTE=adbforever;18631048]sleeping while cuddled is nearly impossible[/QUOTE]

not in the least bit true

[QUOTE=shortz;18631070]I dunno, I tend to fall asleep when cuddled. But then he moves around and it's like "now how am I gunna get my heat?" so I steal all the blanket.

At least that's usually how it ends up[/QUOTE]

this is often my gfs position

the more she's coiled in a dense abundance of blanket the more soundly she sleeps and the larger is the amused smile on her face when she wakes up and sees me refrigerated and wretched in the corner

Bought some awesome beer:

[img]http://shop.belgianshop.com/acatalog/Grimbergen_Dubbel_beer.jpg[/img]

listening to kanye

wigger

watch it, bud

or else WHAT

[QUOTE=adbforever;18631048]sleeping while cuddled is nearly impossible[/QUOTE]

dude you have obviously never slept with a chick I am calling you out on your bullshit TODAY

[QUOTE=GottaPost;18631259]or else WHAT[/QUOTE]

:smash: <---

bought 2 big bottles of hoegaarden and 2 big bottles of leffe and left them in the boot when i drove home

1 leffe bottle completely smashed and soaked the boot carpet,
2 hoegaarden caps dislodged or something and now fizzing out

success

dude that sucks

passed out on the street walking out of party last night, just got out the slammer

completely and totally done with drinking, although i did get a girls number :)

left party at 7 am halfway through a beer

did a day's work

went back to the place where the party was

finished my beer

keg had me in the fuckin zone

pulled up to that bitch solo last night and it wasn't weird at all

yeah it was

[QUOTE=Stevie;18631268]bought 2 big bottles of hoegaarden and 2 big bottles of leffe and left them in the boot when i drove home

1 leffe bottle completely smashed and soaked the boot carpet,
2 hoegaarden caps dislodged or something and now fizzing out

success[/QUOTE]

I enjoy Hoegaarden

holy shit Sam is back

hoegaarden is great

i'm finishing one it's not too bad but say 1/3 of it had fizzed out of the cap

DAB is good too. Tried that one a few nights ago.

never seen that here

Hoegaarden I like sometimes, but the fruity taste is too much for me a lot of times now. If I'm in the mood for it, great, if not I'll go elsewhere.

Leffe is boss though.

It's all about Delirium Tremens

i f i cant pronounce it i aint drankin it

don't like hoegaarden, one of the very fews beer I don't like

ale alejandro ale alejandro

lady gaga sux