I think if I was really gonna get into drug use it would probably be self destruction with heroin or morphine when I'm super rich and just don't give a shit anymore

[QUOTE=P13;18724110]how'd you meet a girl in prison[/QUOTE]

she was standing out front of some bar wearing a slayer sweatshirt and me and my drunk friend ran up and starting yell heil slayer

then she threw herself on top of me, it was literally that easy

then me and my friends ate both her bottles of antipsychotics and we all started tweaking and bleeding out our noses

doesn't sound like prison

[QUOTE=P13;18724117]I think if I was really gonna get into drug use it would probably be self destruction with heroin or morphine when I'm super rich and just don't give a shit anymore[/QUOTE]

So by the time you're aged 25, gotcha ;)

[QUOTE]doesn't sound like prison[/QUOTE]i said i met her in person nigga :lol:

yeah my life is gonna be easy

biggest issues are existential

:cool:

@alex
oh, I think you misspelled it before and I got hung up on it lol

i figured you were trying to imply that bi-polar girls who listen to slayer only exist in prison

confusion ensues

[QUOTE]yeah my life is gonna be easy

biggest issues are existential[/QUOTE]same here, i'm a middle class white anglo saxon protestant

i can go pretty much do anything if i don't die first

P13 are you doing nanotech?

[QUOTE]dude

you would love the girl I was w/ last night then

her teeth aren't horrible but she never could afford braces

and her hair is like a mix of pink and orange, so hot. was so damn soft and smelled ridiculous[/QUOTE]brent you could talk all the shit on me you want but i know what it's like to troll people on the internet all day and surround myself with whores with no self-respect

do you know where people like that end up?

they end up in the psych ward where they find jesus

so enjoy your shitty little life while you can because pretty soon you'll be a christ-believer or a drug addict like every one else

so let me be the first to congratulate in advance on being an ignorant delusional person who believes in god

turns out the two projects I thought were due in two weeks are due next week.

This will present problems. And I'll have two more projects given to me tomorrow.

Jason + Ron


[B]HOMEWORK KREW [/B]

all my take home finals are due tomorrow and i lost them all and can't get in touch with anyone from class

college was fun while it lasted though

Hey hey I'm doing homework too, can I join this crew?

Or is it a [I]boyz only[/I] thing

shortz you can join













































[I]
not[/I]

lol alex

[QUOTE=adb;18724141]lol alex[/QUOTE]

i'll see you in heaven ;)

That's fine Ron, I'll start my own "krew" and it'll be [I]better than yours[/I] :p

I have two weeks to type about 25 pages all together :(

all I have to do is pass every class, really don't care about grades. Only thing keeping me honest is the group projects where I'm pulling more than my weight for my group members.

That's not too bad just do a little everyday, if you can Ron.

I have a 10-12 page paper to do for tomorrow and I'm just starting it now.

[I]Procrastination at it's finest[/I]

[QUOTE=shortz;18724144]That's fine Ron, I'll start my own "krew" and it'll be [I]better than yours[/I] :p[/QUOTE]

can I join this one I don't really like Mr. Ron or Deth

Haz [COLOR=Red][B]</3[/B][/COLOR]

[QUOTE=Haz;18724150]can I join this one I don't really like Mr. Ron or Deth[/QUOTE]

Of course you can Haz.

Unlike [I]Mr. Ron[/I] I am an all-inclusive club :)

i'm sorry guys but ron you are a plaid elitist and jason turns down 50k a year job offers daily you are both kinda dicks

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk

excuse me, my offer was 14% higher than that

And yet you turned it down.

Crazy.

dad just called and told me I have to pour concrete tomorrow


sweet bro [I]add that to the stack of shit [/I]

[QUOTE=Deth;18724161]excuse me, my offer was 14% higher than that[/QUOTE]

i'm willing to offer you 88% less money but i believe you'll find our ideology to your liking

Eating vast quantities of cereal today


may not make it to the morning

[I]Death by fruit loops[/I]

this bitch was trying to tell me that this was a good invention

[IMG]http://cdn2.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/obolcerealdripweb600x479__39822_zoom1.jpg[/IMG]

its called the swoop and scoop bowl and it keeps your cereal crunchy

holy shit i remember seeing that on some show about inventions too weird to get patented

you mean to tell me they actually patented that shit

i cant say

the patent may be "pending"

i was just like bitch u b crazy my cereal is doin just fine with a regular bowl

don't like it

it looks like a yin yang symbol

i bet youd like it better if it were a flip-phone

ron i ate raw baby antelope this weekend, it was pretty good

well i guess it wasnt technically raw it was smoked a little bit

do you feel its soul inside of you


making you stronger

yes actually and all the dogs that were at their house started following me around and acting very aggressive toward anyone who dared to approach me