[QUOTE=nodding;18630973]layla u got me on my knees, suc kin ur shitty song dick[/QUOTE]

:lol:

i know that dingus ive done it like 8093280498029384 times before

[QUOTE=12XU;18630791]i slept with a girl last night for the first time in like 7 months. we didn't have sex, we just fell asleep in bed together and cuddled all night. it was a reall nice feeling, but after 20 minutes or so i want to fucking push her away so bad 'cause a nigga can't sleep with all that body head

feel me?[/QUOTE]

nah not at all girls are way comfy unless i;m sleeping on back

what about girls made of stone

the best is when youre laying on your back and she puts her head on your chest and you stroke her hair thats so nice, could do it forever

what kind of FREAK sleeps on their back

a mattress actress

i remember the first night this girl im seein slept over in the morning we were chatting like i was sitting on my bed with my back on the wall and she just puts her head on my lap so i can stroke her hair and thats so nice, know what im sayin guys kinda like youre her daddy

guys you need to make a lot of money cause youre gonna stain clothes or she will there i said it

[QUOTE=nodding;18631013]what kind of FREAK sleeps on their back[/QUOTE]

hey man i dont do it normally

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18631017]guys you need to make a lot of money cause youre gonna stain clothes or she will there i said it[/QUOTE]

i made 170 in tips tonight beotch

[QUOTE=GottaPost;18631016]i remember the first night this girl im seein slept over in the morning we were chatting like i was sitting on my bed with my back on the wall and she just puts her head on my lap so i can stroke her hair and thats so nice, know what im sayin guys kinda like youre her daddy[/QUOTE]

firt main gf i yawned watching a film and she leaped into the arms so when i finished yawning she was mine whether or not i wanted it

hair very blonde and long

[QUOTE=fingers mccoy;18631021]firt main gf i yawned watching a film and she leaped into the arms so when i finished yawning she was mine whether or not i wanted it

hair very blonde and long[/QUOTE]

love shit like that

i was weatcin goldfinger w/ this 1 girl n she was like this movies prety good so i PISSED ON HER FACE

i bet you got stage frigh and just stood there wigglin and squeezin your peen in her face until she said 'move man i cant see the tv'

kinda milkiin it like an utter and sort of grumbling to yourself 'eaugh fukin bitch aoreohghh'

[QUOTE=nodding;18631023]i was weatcin goldfinger w/ this 1 girl n she was like this movies prety good so i PISSED ON HER FACE[/QUOTE]

everything the light touches

was fucking some fat 38 yr old single mother at like, 3 am, her kids were watching [I]Doom[/I] on the TV and she wouldn't close the door

I think i've told this story before

ween song in this ep of gilmore girls

what if alieans read our discussions huh

ouch fuk

just realized i kicked some traffic cone while i wasbiking and my big toe is bleeding

my finger is still bleeding 12 hours later

don't think that should be the case

you might have aids

are you a hemophiliac

[QUOTE] slept with a girl last night for the first time in like 7 months. we didn't have sex, we just fell asleep in bed together and cuddled all night. it was a reall nice feeling, but after 20 minutes or so i want to fucking push her away so bad 'cause a nigga can't sleep with all that body head

feel me?[/QUOTE]

sleeping while cuddled is nearly impossible

i always think that but somehow i manage to fall asleep then i wake up and am like 'did you sleep at all' and shell be like no did you and im smug as fuk

*he'll

shut up man i'm not a gay alright?

brent is informed on every topic

[QUOTE]shut up man i'm not a gay alright?[/QUOTE]
mm idk man

dude i swear to god im so straight

havent you heard me talk about tits, im crazy about them

idk bro, your memoirs have very homosexual overtones

[QUOTE=adbforever;18631048]sleeping while cuddled is nearly impossible[/QUOTE]

uh no

tits haha now THERES a topic

tits are pretty soft and nice.

I enjoy sucking on them

I dunno, I tend to fall asleep when cuddled. But then he moves around and it's like "now how am I gunna get my heat?" so I steal all the blanket.

At least that's usually how it ends up

why are you using a gender pronoun when referring to a bucket of chicken

[QUOTE]so I steal all the blanket.[/QUOTE]

i do this no matter what. rules

hahaha

i was giving her the blanket. my arm was like stuck under her head and i felt trapped and the more i thought about it the more i started freaking out and had to get her off

[QUOTE=nodding;18631072]why are you using a gender pronoun when referring to a bucket of chicken[/QUOTE]

He tends to get mad when I call him 'it'. Thinks it (he) is a real person, you see.