[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]I seriously hope not.[/QUOTE]
It would explain the consistency of the 'poo.

They make nice lotion.

[quote=Skrunnch]They make nice lotion.[/quote]

It has a special ingredient.

I don't want to know.

Yes....lotion. Of course.

This thread got ugly [I]fast[/I]

On the subject of Jizz, that scene in which Ben Stiller accidentally splurges on his own ear is not physically possible from the position he's in while wanking unless he's a super hero and his power is having sentient, gravity defying manjuice.

[QUOTE=Forest_Fire]This thread got ugly [I]fast[/I][/QUOTE]
It only took ab0ut 20 months over 65000 thousand posts.

Wow.

We're mature.

np: Sunny Day Real Estate - 47

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]On the subject of Jizz, that scene in which Ben Stiller accidentally splurges on his own ear is not physically possible from the position he's in while wanking unless he's a super hero and his power is having sentient, gravity defying manjuice.


It only took ab0ut 20 months over 65000 thousand posts.[/QUOTE]

It's a movie. It's not supposed to be perfectly realistic. The point was that it was funny.

Eh. It wasn't that funny.

[QUOTE=TAND]Eh. It wasn't that funny.[/QUOTE]

Agreed, it was the first time I saw it, but not really anymore.

The testicle-trapping scene was funnier.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]The testicle-trapping scene was funnier.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that part was pretty funny.

I didn't like the movie much.

I've never seen it.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]The testicle-trapping scene was funnier.[/QUOTE]


Agreed.

I don't remember a whole lot about that move...

Me either. I saw it once and wasn't fond.

I watched Clerks for the first time last night, that movie is great.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]I watched Clerks for the first time last night, that movie is great.[/QUOTE]
That movie is the story of my life.

[QUOTE=Ghostfire3]Yeah, that part was pretty funny.[/QUOTE]
I've never seen people act more carefully than in the Men's toilets after that film.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]The testicle-trapping scene was funnier.[/QUOTE]

I love when the retarded brother just yells, "Frank and beans!!"

[QUOTE=TAND]I didn't like the movie much.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I didn't really like it either.

I don't really like Ben Stiller that much.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]I watched Clerks for the first time last night, that movie is great.[/QUOTE]

That movie is amazing. Makes me really want to play hockey on the roof of a building.

i watched christmas vacation tonight. love it

I saw Blow yesterday for the first time. I thought it was pretty good.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]I watched Clerks for the first time last night, that movie is great.[/QUOTE]
I have only seen the cartoon of that. All 6 episodes...

[QUOTE=ThievesandBastards]

I don't really like Ben Stiller that much.

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Ben Stiller wrote and starred in Zoolander, which makes him amazing despite anything else he has ever or will ever do.

i presonally think that ben stiller's best movie has got to be dodgeball. that movie makes me laugh everytime i see it.
and yes. imo ben stiller is the star of that movie

Argh.
I can get a paragraph out for this essay, but then I get writer's block and the paragraph ends up being really small and crap.

I hate when I have to do creative writing for a grade. Basically my teacher just tells me I have to be feeling creative at that moment and write down something good in the next five minutes. And most of the time, I have writer's block and really don't feel like writing and just don;t do it at all or produce some short piece of crap.

I don't know. I guess I just hate it when I'm supposed to be creative on the spot and be graded on it. I have a huge creative-writing poem due tomorrow and I'm not even going to bother doing it until I've thought of a good idea.