What the hell is that, Griff?

[QUOTE=obese_breasts]Nick, use this. I had it as my desktop for a while, it's awesome: [url]http://sub.crocodileadventureclub.net/archive/22.rocketscience/rocketscience1024x768.html[/url][/QUOTE]
That could make a brilliant caption competition.

The Secret Crocodile Adventure Club

[QUOTE]Rejected dialogue for this week's crocodile:

Blue croc: "Captain Bastogne! Look!"

Captain Bastogne (thought bubble): "My God...
it must have a tremendous wang."[/QUOTE]

I personally like the one he came up with.

I just had to catch a 5 foot long wrapping box that my dad was bringing down from rafters, got too much momentum and just came flying at me.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]I just had to catch a 5 foot long wrapping box that my dad was bringing down from rafters, got too much momentum and just came flying at me.[/QUOTE]

I got yours and obese breasts posts mixed up for a sec. I thought you said a five foot wang just came flying at you :lol: :lol:

[QUOTE=obese_breasts]The Secret Crocodile Adventure Club



I personally like the one he came up with.[/QUOTE]

Blue croc: That's the most homo-erotic thing I've ever seen.

Captain Bastogne: QUICK! Call George Michael. Tell him we have his new video.

[quote=EightMilesHigh]I got yours and obese breasts posts mixed up for a sec. I thought you said a five foot wang just came flying at you :lol: :lol:[/quote]

I've encountered a five foot wang once. It was down in Mexico, every day is a step towards forgeting it.

Nick, I've gotta ask.

[quote=Skrunnch]Nick, I've gotta ask.[/quote]

You're making a lot of posts with incomplete sentences lately.

What do you have to ask?

I have to ask about the five foot dick?

[quote=Skrunnch]I have to ask about the five foot dick?[/quote]

It was horrible. Let's just leave it at that. It hurts too much to bring it up.

:angry:

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]I've encountered a five foot wang once. It was down in Mexico, every day is a step towards forgeting it.[/QUOTE]

Is that physically possible?

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]It was horrible. Let's just leave it at that. It hurts too much to bring it up.[/QUOTE]
I'll bet it did!

[quote=Ghostfire3]Is that physically possible?[/quote]

Anything is possible in Mexico.

Except universal sanitation.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Anything is possible in Mexico.[/QUOTE]

True. Mexico is pretty crazy. I heard there's shows there where you can pay to see a girl screw a donkey. It's pretty messed up.

[quote=sketchyjoe]Except universal sanitation.[/quote]

I said everything was possible, not carried out.

[QUOTE=Brain Toad]Anything is possible in Mexico.[/QUOTE]

Truth.

[QUOTE=Ghostfire3]True. Mexico is pretty crazy. I heard there's shows there where you can pay to see a girl screw a donkey. It's pretty messed up.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, she should be doing that for free.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Yeah, she should be doing that for free.[/QUOTE]

:amaze:

I'm going to mexico at Spring Break to visit my friend Emiliano. It's gonna be nuts.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]Yeah, she should be doing that for free.[/QUOTE]
They only do that in the dirty parts of Mexico. Oh...wait.

[QUOTE=Ghostfire3]Is that physically possible?[/QUOTE]

You've obviously never seen mine :o

[QUOTE=Ghostfire3]True. Mexico is pretty crazy. I heard there's shows there where you can pay to see a girl screw a donkey. It's pretty messed up.[/QUOTE]

I was there in January and some hombre on the street offered me a pamphlet to a cockfight. Crazy stuff, eh?

[QUOTE=Choking-Victim]They only do that in the dirty parts of Mexico. Oh...wait.[/QUOTE]
For 'dirty' read 'fun-filled and family friendly'.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]For 'dirty' read 'fun-filled and family friendly'.[/QUOTE]
For 'Mexico' , read 'anywhere but Mexico'.

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh]You've obviously never seen mine :o



I was there in January and some hombre on the street offered me a pamphlet to a cockfight. Crazy stuff, eh?[/QUOTE]
You'd have to have a pretty big c[u]o[/u]ck to fight with it. Hang on, a picture is emerging here. Schlong fights, five-foot wangs, Nick traumatised.


Nick obviously lost a lot of money betting on a johnson joust in Mexico and had to sell his body to get home. No wonder he's always so grouchy.

[QUOTE=sketchyjoe]johnson joust[/QUOTE]
Is that the same Johnson that makes shampoo?

:upset:

[QUOTE=Choking-Victim]Is that the same Johnson that makes shampoo?[/QUOTE]I seriously hope not.