[QUOTE=GottaPost;18627434]shortz go on msn i need to talk to you before i pass out

bear with me here

whats your user name[/QUOTE]

SHOOORRRTZ!!!! shortz

do the awesome stranger below it oh forgaive and forgeEEEeEet

[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Red"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]NOW GET IN THE PIT, AND TRY TO LOVE SOMEONE[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZlWBCtevjI#t=02m26s[/url]

yes Gottapost?

stfu nate you fag

shortz is talkin 2 me

what does that shit even mean

powers out all over the entire city

pisses me off so much

[QUOTE=shortz;18627456]yes Gottapost?[/QUOTE]

what is your msn name i want to talk w you if you would be so gracious

stop trying to steal shortz from me

dont worry bros i just wanna talk

after that shes all yours

[QUOTE=GottaPost;18627471]what is your msn name i want to talk w you if you would be so gracious[/QUOTE]

Sure I'll chat with you, but do you have an fb or something I could send you my email there? I'd rather not post it here

lol Juddy I'd chat with you too :)

[QUOTE=GottaPost;18627481]dont worry bros i just wanna talk

after that shes all yours[/QUOTE]

aight

just got a facebook invite to some one i don't know's birth day party

but it says there's gonna be a keg so fuck yeah this is gonna be awesome

shortz my msn name is softarchitecture@live.com

if you dont have msn you can email it to thickandnasty@gmail.com (i'm serious, that's my junk email)

i dont have fb

smoking a bowl and listening to .38 special waddup

been in college for 4 days and have yet to see a single beer. its a scam.

i have seen 4 titties though so idk its not so bad

lol does every 1 talk to shortz sorry for what i was sayin shortz

beer is overrated look for bags bro

lol

i'll agree beer is mad overrated. i still like it though.

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18627486]smoking a bowl and listening to .38 special waddup[/QUOTE]

finishing my bottle of port and listening to ride the lightning

Haha Aria, you know we cool.

Alright Nate, I'll add ya - you better not just be trolling me...

are there a good amount of brown girls at your school jakeypoo?

EDIT @ paul: that is actually sort of bad ass maybe we can be fwiends after all...

i'm on probation i can't do heroin

so i just drink beer and i wanna buy some fake weed but all the gas stations closed down when the power went out in the whole city

heroin is out of your system in like two or three days, pussy

i get hair tested, pussy

haha fuck that mess

[QUOTE=shortz;18627494]Haha Aria, you know we cool.

Alright Nate, I'll add ya - you better not just be trolling me...[/QUOTE]

i swear i'm not

i'm a bit drunk right now so i may come off as unusually earnest

Hair tested?

the fuck kind of probation are you on alex

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18627496]are there a good amount of brown girls at your school jakeypoo?

EDIT @ paul: that is actually sort of bad ass maybe we can be fwiends after all...[/QUOTE]

nah, they're all rich long island bitches. i fucking hate long island. there are mad hot hoes around at all times but they're all white as fuck and go after the rich long island bro dudes.

there is this black chick in one of my classes that has really nice tits. no latinos or middle eastern girls though :/

Felony Diversion

3 hair tests, 8 piss tests, 12 hours of drug counseling and 6 hours of group therapy

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18627505]nah, they're all rich long island bitches. i fucking hate long island. there are mad hot hoes around at all times but they're all white as fuck and go after the rich long island bro dudes.

there is this black chick in one of my classes that has really nice tits. no latinos or middle eastern girls though :/[/QUOTE]

white chicks make me feel all alex and stuff

EDIT @ alex: haha

THE HAIREST PROBATION IN THE ENTIRE WORLD : VOLUME ONNE z

[QUOTE=GottaPost;18627502]i swear i'm not

i'm a bit drunk right now so i may come off as unusually earnest[/QUOTE]

Haha alright well I've added you

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18627510]white chicks make me feel all alex and stuff

EDIT @ alex: haha[/QUOTE]

haven't seen many alex types here but at the community college i went to he probably wouldve been into most of the girls there

everyone here is pretty much the same

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Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy[/QUOTE]

great song solid album

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18627514]haven't seen many alex types here but at the community college i went to he probably wouldve been into most of the girls there

everyone here is pretty much the same[/QUOTE]

sucks bro

there's a dimepiece spanish girl in my group therapy i told her im an alcoholic and i sing in a band and she said "thats awesome"


probably gonna go for broke and make a creepy pass at her next session

how about make a pass at her and not be creepy you idiot faggot

EDIT: and try postin a pic of a girl who isnt totally fuckin hideous

Okay so I'm out of alcohol and have to wait for my laundry to be done. Options are either drink some mouthwash, steal some of my roommate's beer, or just drink nothing.

Problem is I can't wake him up and ask him cause it's Wednesday and he saw me down a bottle of fortified wine what to do