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lukeskywalkertakingadump 05-21-2011 10:26 PM

[QUOTE=Jackie Gleason;18517182]whenever my net goes out i just go do something else for a few hours its usually back by then[/QUOTE]

same. I usually read comics on my computer, play videogames, or go over to a friends' house.

it does frustrate me though because i spend so much time on the internet

lukeskywalkertakingadump 05-21-2011 10:29 PM

[QUOTE=Haz;18517208]does he like the original Terminator[/QUOTE]

he said he doesn't like it because "ah-nuld is mean and it's too serious"

i prefer the original

xMalcolmXx 05-21-2011 10:30 PM

yeah i hate it because it means i cant kill time reading arguments on forums anymore. i'm serious. this is what i do for fun.

Aakon_Keetreh 05-21-2011 10:30 PM

original is the best

lukeskywalkertakingadump 05-21-2011 10:33 PM

[QUOTE=xMalcolmXx;18517242]dont think i've ever seen the first one all the way through. i've only seen parts of the first, all of the second, and the newest one with christian bale. the new one sucked though.[/QUOTE]

The way I've always explained it is that it's similar to the first two Aliens. Alien is a sci-fi/horror movie and Aliens is a sci-fi/action. The first terminator is slower, more subtle and scarier. The second is more lighthearted and over the top.

adb 05-21-2011 10:55 PM

went to a bbq w/ my friend

met an azn girl she's cute as hell taught her to skate

she wants me

Haz 05-21-2011 11:05 PM

I don't think there is a better fruit than fresh raspberries

lukeskywalkertakingadump 05-21-2011 11:06 PM

you really fucked up by not getting her number. that would have been my first priority if i met a girl i was interested in

Iscariot 05-21-2011 11:06 PM

[QUOTE=adb;18517287]went to a bbq w/ my friend

met an azn girl she's cute as hell taught her to skate

she wants me[/QUOTE]

do you always go for azn girls so they won't be disappointed/amused when they see your penis

Aaron 05-21-2011 11:08 PM

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18517223]hangovers dont happen if you drink water after you drink

learn to acloholic[/QUOTE]

I had two gatorades before bed last night, but nothing can stop a weed/absynth combo hangover.

adb 05-21-2011 11:09 PM

nah

witchxrapist 05-21-2011 11:10 PM

[QUOTE=Iscariot;18517302]do you always go for azn girls so they won't be disappointed/amused when they see your penis[/QUOTE]

ahahah

Aaron 05-21-2011 11:11 PM

I've been false-sharting. Feel like I need to shit, but then nothin'.

adb 05-21-2011 11:14 PM

she just added me on fb

SHE WANTS TO FUCK OH MY GOD

(*The Noonward Race*) 05-21-2011 11:19 PM

brent ill add you on facebook if you dont post on my shit or use my pictures on the forums

Iscariot 05-21-2011 11:20 PM

brent she would probably love you long time but if she asks around for five minutes she'll realize that a long time for you is 15 seconds of sex and then 10 minutes of sandwich eating

Aaron 05-21-2011 11:22 PM

Jared I've changed my opinion of you, I don't dislike you anymore.

Iscariot 05-21-2011 11:25 PM

oh cool sup bro

(*The Noonward Race*) 05-21-2011 11:25 PM

[quote=Iscariot;18517332]brent she would probably love you long time but if she asks around for five minutes she'll realize that a long time for you is 15 seconds of sex and then 10 minutes of sandwich eating[/quote]
not to mention 30 minutes of sandwich bloggin then 30 minutes of hate blogging, followed by an hour of self loathing on the forums.

adb 05-21-2011 11:26 PM

:lol:
[QUOTE=(*The Noonward Race*);18517328]brent ill add you on facebook if you dont post on my shit or use my pictures on the forums[/QUOTE]

[B][I][U]no deal :smash:[/U][/I][/B]

Iscariot 05-21-2011 11:27 PM

[i]recent fb update:

i hooked up with the hot azn girl from the bbq today. we started to fuck but i couldn't get it up unless she wore the strap-on, and then she got freaked out when i told her to cram it balls deep into my rectum. an inch and a half in i blew my load all over the sheets and she silently put on her clothes and left. i walked into the bathroom and just stared at myself in the mirror. i've never seen a sadder look on another human being.[/i]

Aaron 05-21-2011 11:28 PM

[QUOTE=Iscariot;18517350]oh cool sup bro[/QUOTE]
feeling sorry for myself with a hangover

TimJim 05-21-2011 11:35 PM

sally didnt dump you did she?

Iscariot 05-21-2011 11:36 PM

eat greasy food like a bacon sandwich or something

the greasier and fattier the food the more it replenishes the proteins and carbs your body needs to recover from a hangover

TimJim 05-21-2011 11:40 PM

if your body needs carbs then you should eat steak sandwiches to replace the proteins and carbs not proteins and fats...

Iscariot 05-21-2011 11:41 PM

fatty was wrong i misspoke

but bacon is seriously good for you after a hangover

[url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/5118283/Bacon-sandwich-really-does-cure-a-hangover.html[/url]

Bulldog 05-21-2011 11:43 PM

[QUOTE=Iscariot;18517359][i]recent fb update:

i hooked up with the hot azn girl from the bbq today. we started to fuck but i couldn't get it up unless she wore the strap-on, and then she got freaked out when i told her to cram it balls deep into my rectum. an inch and a half in i blew my load all over the sheets and she silently put on her clothes and left. i walked into the bathroom and just stared at myself in the mirror. i've never seen a sadder look on another human being.[/i][/QUOTE]

looooool

Aaron 05-21-2011 11:47 PM

I had fish and chips which helped a bunch.

[QUOTE=TimJim;18517386]sally didnt dump you did she?[/QUOTE]
lol no. Still getting married.

Bulldog 05-21-2011 11:49 PM

[QUOTE=Aaron;18517417]
lol no. Still getting married.[/QUOTE]

ouch. :/

TimJim 05-21-2011 11:50 PM

[quote=Iscariot;18517406]fatty was wrong i misspoke

but bacon is seriously good for you after a hangover

[url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/5118283/Bacon-sandwich-really-does-cure-a-hangover.html[/url][/quote]
bacon is good for you because it has alot of protein and protein is made of amino acids

so basically any meat or tofu is good for your hangover and if you have some soda crackers itll settle your tummy and replenish your carbs too

@aaron: oh phew!


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