i can't entertain you... but i can bother you if you want...

bother bother bother

i dont get bothered.

bother bother

still nothing.

ok fine... out of pure laziness i concede...


bother...

you know..

you have done nothing to entertain me.



i spite you.

hey i've done more than anyone else has... lazy bastards

this is true.

you are doing [I]something[/I]...

The best way to not be bored is to stop being bored.

Seriously. Stop being such an entertainment addict.

haha 200 posts

yay :rolleyes: haha I'm only on 4500, going on 4600 soon.

I forget what Im on. One thousand and something.

yeah way to shoot me down... i used to have like 1,800 or something like that before but now i have a new name and so my posts start over... so i guess all together i have like 2,000... which still isn't even half of yours... so... yeah... i suck

edit: hey pataflafla is your avatar supposed to be a hot dog bun... because i noticed the hot dog looking thing... but for some reason it always reminds me of what a urinal cake would look like in cartoon land...

Why didn't you just change your name?

i did change my name... that's why my posts got reset... unless there's some way to change the name without making a new name... in which case i'm retarted... i'm pretty sure i used a really old email adress from when we had a different internet company though so if they had to email me something it wouldn't have worked

You can ask admin/moderator to change your name with no loss of post count.

There used to be a thread where you could ask.


I've changed my name like 5 times.
Pespi Cube Antigone Pespi Janeway.

oh... well that's cool

edit: yea i'm pretty sure i remember you being pespi before like 3 years ago when i was on here before... unless someone was named pepsi or something stupid like that

I remember a pespi when I was a lurker of D&P, on my old account that mysteriously stopped working.

Pespi I understand you are trying to write humor stories, I think it would be better if you wrote more gruesome stories like a murder mystery or a torture house or something. It's more up your alley.

Ew horror stories are so hard to read. The bad ones are insufferable and the good ones are so scary.

I always want to write, but I never have the motivation to. I sit down, write a couple sentences, then end up doing something else. I generally prefer writing on the computer, but then I get distracted by hundreds of things. So I write on paper in my room. Then I get distracted by a couple things. So I go to write downstairs, get cold, then come back up and give up. :(

I just saw that Eggnog is "Oeufnog" in french. For some reason I didn't think it'd just be Oeufnog. I expected something different. It looks quite odd to the English-speaking eye.

Thats the french for you.

The Pink Spiders = <3

Night at the Museum was a cute movie.

Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller rock together.

But Zoolander was still the greatest of all time.

Ever.

That looked like it would be such a stupid movie...I just dont see Ben Stiller playing that part

Eh, the weirdest part was his character name was Larry.

I was like.

Larry wtf?

Ah well.

I dunno.

Maybe it was stupid.

But it was still a cute movie.

Night at The Museum looks like the kind of movie I would hate.

I went and saw Black Christmas the other day at 11:30 pm, oh my god. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I thought it was going to be a "serious" horror movie, which I can never take seriously anyways. But it was one of the lamest B-movies I've ever seen. Definately recommended if you want a good laugh, and if you don't have to pay the insane price to see it (I got a ton of movie passes for christmas, as I do every year.)

[QUOTE=Sunshine;13921257]Eh, the weirdest part was his character name was Larry.

I was like.

Larry wtf?

Ah well.

I dunno.

Maybe it was stupid.

But it was still a cute movie.[/QUOTE]


He's DEFINITELY not a Larry...

Haha I know right?

It bothered me every time they said it in the movie.

WHAT THE F[B]U[/B]CK?!


I'm bleeding like a ****ing stuffed pig, I NEED to go to the bathroom, but my F[B]U[/B]CKING father just took a **** in the one down here, and now he's brushing his teeth in the upstairs one. F[B]U[/B]CKING CHRIST!

I HAVE TO **** AND I HAVE TO CHANGE MY F[B]U[/B]CKING TAMPON, BUT NOOO!
WE CAN'T LET PESPI DO SH[B]I[/B]T TONIGHT. LITERALLY!


F[B]U[/B]CK.



F[B]U[/B]CK PMS.