I got it O.o

[QUOTE=wesm9787;13913427]i think futuro is giving himself a bit much with his user title thing[/QUOTE]

wut?

Futuro's c[B]o[/B]ck is so big he can f[B]u[/B]ck his own self in the a[B]s[/B]s with it.

[QUOTE=Janeway;13913435]Futuro's c[B]o[/B]ck is so big he can f[B]u[/B]ck his own self in the a[B]s[/B]s with it.[/QUOTE]

wut?

It'd have to like be all bent too. Otherwise it'd hurt a whoooole lot.

i'm saying the penis in your user title is inhumanly long... expecially compared to little 8 that is supposed to be the balls

[QUOTE=wesm9787;13913452]i'm saying the penis in your user title is inhumanly long... expecially compared to little 8 that is supposed to be the balls[/QUOTE]

You thought that was a penis? What are you a fag? Immature, man grow up. I swear you act like a little kid.

[QUOTE]
It'd have to like be all bent too. Otherwise it'd hurt a whoooole lot.[/QUOTE]wut?

Little balls are good, 'cause you can stick 'em inside a chicks vagina when you f[B]u[/B]ck them. Make them cry 'cause it hurts so bad. Your dick is in their f[B]u[/B]cking ovaries and you're balls are ripping their hymen in half.


That's how real men screw.

oh yea... i see it now... it's a rocketship built by ants shooting some guy's face... no way that could be a penis... :smash:

edit: janeway are you talking about that horibble crabgina thing you posted a picture of or did it automatically change it to omnibus like it did with me

[QUOTE=Janeway;13913467]Little balls are good, 'cause you can stick 'em inside a chicks omnibus when you f[B]u[/B]ck them. Make them cry 'cause it hurts so bad. Your dick is in their f[B]u[/B]cking ovaries and you're balls are ripping their hymen in half.


That's how real men screw.[/QUOTE]

but if they are big, dont they hurt even more??

I was talking about v[B]a[/B]gina.




Yeah, but they hurt you too. 'Cause, like. They'll be really constricted. Small balls wouldn't really hurt you as much, they'd just hurt her.


I think. I have absolutely no idea what testicles feel like.

i meant hurt the v[I]a[/I]gina also, like even more, because they are bigger.

Lucky you.

To Janeway

No, but they'd hurt you. That would take all the fun out of hurting her.


You could put a vice grip each of her nipples and make it hurt more with out hurting yourself by putting your big nuts inside her.




And don't pull that, "Balls suck. Boohoo. I sit on them sometimes," unless you want me to describe the contents of my underwear this morning.

lol You have to a be a complete retard to sit on them.

or you have to have really big balls..?

[QUOTE=Futuro;13913442]wut?[/QUOTE]

wut?

or have incredibly dangly testicles... i didn't know they even could get in a position where they're actually underneath your as$ when you go to sit down though

[QUOTE=wesm9787;13913582]or have incredibly dangly testicles... i didn't know they even could get in a position where they're actually underneath your as$ when you go to sit down though[/QUOTE]

wut?

[QUOTE=LedZeppelin1307;13913571]or you have to have really big balls..?[/QUOTE]

your balls grow out of your ***?

[QUOTE]or have incredibly dangly testicles... i didn't know they even could get in a position where they're actually underneath your as$ when you go to sit down though[/QUOTE]Exactly. they cant...unless you are retarded and purposely sit on them...

yea, saggy balls..

yum.

[QUOTE=LedZeppelin1307;13913601]yea, saggy balls..

yum.[/QUOTE]

wut?

One time, on TV, they had a guy who went to have a vasectomy. After they scraped the contents of his nuts out, they put ant larvae in them. Then, like, nine months later this chick had a baby and the baby had like, 3 arms/legs, and was carrying a cheeto on it's back. And...like, the chick was his mother.

So the guy f[B]u[/B]cked his mother. Isn't that gross? I thought it was gross.


It was rull gross.

Edit: Ming-a-Ling said that he sat on his all the time.

[QUOTE]Ming-a-Ling said that he sat on his all the time. [/QUOTE]Lol he must like it then, you have to try to sit on them, they dont auto curve under your ***.

Then why does everybody b[B]i[/B]tch about them?

i have no idea... one thing i don't like is the fact that whenever girls are mad at me they have the option of giving me one swift kick and down i go... other than that i don't see the big deal

This thread is very erotic.



<3Marshall<3

I f[B]u[/B]cking love the cat on Red Dwarf.




I[SIZE="1"] have 37.2 gigs free out of a 250 gig hard drive.
This computer is only six months old. I just got rid of a whole 3.8 gigs by burning Red Dwarf S. 1, Babylon 5 S. 1, and Bubba Ho-Tep to a data disk![/SIZE]

<3 George <3

to janeway get rid of some of that l[I]e[/I]sbo p[I]o[/I]rn, thatll free up some space.

Haven't got a single bit of lesbo animal photographs.

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Unless you count Star Trek Voyager...'Cause I masturbate to that a lot.[/SIZE]