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Meatplow 03-21-2010 01:34 AM

"Your colleagues have an end of work drink to celebrate Sue's birthday and become intoxicated. Sam starts to to tell an explicit joke about homosexuals. What will you do?"

How the **** am I supposed to answer this?

Jaundice 03-21-2010 01:35 AM

"was on like fifty robitussin and really drunk so i didnt notice"

gmoneyguy 03-21-2010 01:36 AM

what reason are you being asked this?

illmitch 03-21-2010 01:37 AM

i would guess as part of a job thing

gmoneyguy 03-21-2010 01:38 AM

Take the moral answer. Say something about your rejecting the hateful speech.

Jaundice 03-21-2010 01:41 AM

"I would ask Sue if she's named after the GG Allin song about having sex with a hermaphrodite"

Meatplow 03-21-2010 01:44 AM

[QUOTE=gmoneyguy;17875239]what reason are you being asked this?[/QUOTE]

Training to work in hospitality and tourism.

It's very high on trying to drum in cultural sensitivity to an almost overbearing degree, never give a menu to muslims that has pork dishes on it etc.

gmoneyguy 03-21-2010 01:47 AM

yeah definitely say something about correcting the colleagues on how there joke is offensive. lying on personality test ftw.

Jaundice 03-21-2010 01:48 AM

Muslims are douchebags.

Meatplow 03-21-2010 01:51 AM

changing the subject is probably a better approach idk

maybe tell Sam later to tone it down, because you never know who gets emotional for c[size=2]oc[/size]k and who doesn't

gmoneyguy 03-21-2010 01:53 AM

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17875280]changing the subject is probably a better approach idk

[B]maybe tell Sam later to tone it down,[/B] because you never know who gets emotional for c[size=2]oc[/size]k and who doesn't[/QUOTE]

something to that effect would be good.

Jaundice 03-21-2010 01:55 AM

write i hate muslims and draw the throbbing gristle logo like eight times

Jaundice 03-21-2010 02:00 AM

[QUOTE=TimJim Jr;17875127] caffeine and alcohol make for bad hangovers[/QUOTE]

k i think this is about to happen in like fifteen minutes tops

Meatplow 03-21-2010 02:07 AM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17875300]write i hate muslims and draw the throbbing gristle logo like eight times[/QUOTE]

:lol:

illmitch 03-21-2010 02:09 AM

[url]http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D-ictYaSU5fo&start1=30&video2=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DVgAXZHMi_ws&start2=0&authorName=Ann+O'Nymous[/url]

die of starvation 03-21-2010 02:10 AM

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17875280]changing the subject is probably a better approach idk

maybe tell Sam later to tone it down, because you never know who gets emotional for c[size=2]oc[/size]k and who doesn't[/QUOTE]

if you didnt immediately and publicly chastise that bitch i would sue you for hostile work environment just sayin

Meatplow 03-21-2010 02:13 AM

as long as it involves hog-tying and paddles i'm down

adb 03-21-2010 02:17 AM

[QUOTE=illmitch;17875316][url]http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3D-ictYaSU5fo&start1=30&video2=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DVgAXZHMi_ws&start2=0&authorName=Ann+O'Nymous[/url][/QUOTE]

:confused:

Jaundice 03-21-2010 02:23 AM

fantasizing about ripping the snakebites out of some girl i saw at the show's lips

not creepy at all

Meatplow 03-21-2010 02:24 AM

muslims are offended by pork and jews like kosher food, whats a third religious group that has funny rules about food

illmitch 03-21-2010 02:28 AM

[QUOTE=Meatplow;17875337]muslims are offend by pork and jews like kosher food, whats a third religious group that has funny rules about food[/QUOTE]

jains dont eat any meat whatsoever or meat products and arent even supposed to tear food off of a plant

Meatplow 03-21-2010 02:29 AM

k thanks

hindu don't eat cow apparently

Jaundice 03-21-2010 02:30 AM

christians have some sort of weird rule about pork, i don't remember what it was tho


ah **** just noticed i got another bruise on my forehead that i don't know the source of, i guess from when that when scene girls goreslammed me

illmitch 03-21-2010 02:34 AM

i think catholics arent supposed to eat meat on fridays or saturdays one of the two

Jaundice 03-21-2010 02:40 AM

they're not allowed to even like breathe or move on sundays

Meatplow 03-21-2010 02:45 AM

sexually repressed catholic nuns are the ****

Jaundice 03-21-2010 02:46 AM

makes random, depraved response

Meatplow 03-21-2010 02:47 AM

ejaculation, tribulation

Jaundice 03-21-2010 02:54 AM

watching a documentary on history channel or something about a girl in prison who got her sentence extended for shoving a highlighter up her vag

is it just me being radical or does it seem like a prison should have bigger things to worry about

die of starvation 03-21-2010 03:06 AM

nah they basically only concern themselves with what goes into the prisoner's orifices


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