Where the **** is everyone?

Hey.

Gday. How's it going.

meh ok, but i feel sick :upset: and today is me and my girlfriends 10 month anniversery, and i dont know if i'll will be able to see her cause i feel really ill. :upset:

[QUOTE=good rats]Where the **** is everyone?[/QUOTE]

at school :upset:
boredom is at the first place today at school!
though I have got a good mark for my biology practicum :lol:

any takers yet?
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Hell, Maynard has found God? The same as Head did...? Some kind of conspiracy is going on..

[QUOTE=fatbandit]Hell, Maynard has found God? The same as Head did...? Some kind of conspiracy is going on..[/QUOTE]
no way!

Well, I just read it on the last page, so I hold nothing for its authenticity, but who knows. I don't know how Korn are going to go on without Head though.

wow - its 11 years and a day from Cobain's murder
and 10 years and 363 days from the day they found his body

Oh i just read about it in the official Tool thread.

They think it is a joke, tool are always messing around with their fans.

Its more years since Burton's death, which I care about more ;)

That's why I'm sceptical. Its on the official site, but it doesn't mean its true. If it turns out it is, then... It doesn't impact me hugely. I always meant to get into Tool, but never really did. No real impact on my life. From what I've heard though, that guy has a great voice and is quite the poet.

Still don't know what's going to happen to Korn with one guitarist. Nobody here cares though! :lol:

Grumble... Nu-Metal haters... :upset:

Yo yo yo!

Hey!

Hows it going Fatty?

Ok. I'm shattered, and at a loss for what to do. I need food, but can't cook, and there's nothing preprepared in the house. Dilemma! What should I do?

Try and find food, like canned tuna, or canned spaghetti, or canned something, or make cereal, or eat potato chips.

No! ORDER PIZZA!

Haha, ordering pizza? I have to get dressed to answer the door! Well, I wouldn't have to, I'm only in pyjamas, its not that bad... but still. We don't have cereal (except like bran flakes, eww...) or crisps. Our canned food itinerary has no actual food. Its like tinned apricots.

That sucks. Umm, order pizza, but anwer the door naked, in high heels, just for a laugh.

Where the feck do I find high heels? Lol, my mum doesn't wear them, neither does my sister. Anyway, naked is still a bad idea! :lol:

Well... I've found tinned tuna! Now I just need something to do with it...

If I have some bread around, and some mayo, I can make tuna-mayo sandwiches...

I'll keep you posted! ;)

Hmmmm, alright. Well heres the deal, you order pizza, then when it get's to you, take a photo and show me it. And you get one Paul point, it's pwns all other points on this board.

But I'm making a sandwich...

More advice - I want to avoid washing up, so what do I mix the tuna and mayo in? Because just putting tuna in a sandwich and then putting mayo on top is not good.

mix it in the can.

I was going to, but... The can is full of tuna. No mixing room!

A rectum...











or a glass.

No! Bowl, they were made for mixing!

hat?

But I want to avoid washing up. The can is sounding good so far... Maybe if I scoop half the tuna out into a sandwich, then mix some in the can, and thne into another sandwich, then put the first half back in and mix again, and have 2 sandwiches? :amaze:

High heel...?

[QUOTE=fatbandit]But I want to avoid washing up. The can is sounding good so far... Maybe if I scoop half the tuna out into a sandwich, then mix some in the can, and thne into another sandwich, then put the first half back in and mix again, and have 2 sandwiches? :amaze:[/QUOTE]
You've got it kid!

lol! well thought out.

:lol: Then its solved!

I really need to overcome my irrational fear of cooking...

I know how to solve that problem as well. How you ask?



Try cooking. Naked.....in high heels

Dude, you have some strange fetishes...

Anyone wanna hear my Space Oddysey / Refused mix?

I took the song [i]Refused Are Fu[size=2]cking[/size] Dead[/i] from their B-Sides album and put movie quotes from [u]2001 : A Space Oddysey[/u] over the top of it.

I dunno where to host it though.

[QUOTE=fatbandit]Dude, you have some strange fetishes...[/QUOTE]
123 :lol:

Darn, got brine all over my hands, trying to drain it...