[SIZE="1"]The giant's hat fell on my house. I'm not sure if it accidentally dropped off his head or if he intentionally threw it away, but it covered my house entirely. I didn't know what had happened. Suddenly it was dark inside the house, and when I looked it was dark outside also. I had no idea what to do, and since none of my favorite tv shows was on I went to bed. Twelve hours later I woke up, looked out the window, and it was still dark.

I called the police and asked if they knew why the sky had gone black. They didn't know what I was talking about since the sky above the police station was clear and blue. They thought I was crazy and hung up on me. I called them again but they had my number blocked. Then I called the mayor but she was in a meeting, and since I wasn't anyone important her receptionist wouldn't forward the message. Next I called the fire department, and since I lied to them and told them my cat was stuck in the tree they came to my house and discovered it was hidden beneath the giant's hat. They were angry because I had phoned in a false alarm, and they decided to leave the hat where it was.

It's been three days since the giant's hat fell on my house. I've called the television and radio news people, but they think it's a hoax. My eyes are getting accustomed to the darkness, and I've discovered that I can talk like Donald Duck. There still aren't any good tv programs, and I've decided that I'm stupid because my only pleasure is scratching myself.

I hope the giant begins looking for his hat. [/SIZE]


That made me happy. Almost.

[RIGHT][SIZE=1]hello childeren[/SIZE][/RIGHT]

Saying cool is wasteful! almost as wasteful as saying "waste of a post..."

[QUOTE=Aaron;13904896][RIGHT][SIZE=1]hello childeren[/SIZE][/RIGHT][/QUOTE]

[RIGHT][COLOR="Magenta"][SIZE="1"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Sup bitch[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]:) [/RIGHT]

nothing much ay.

What's a classy name?

Male or female. Just something that seems like it's rull classy.

charles

Charles?


That's reminds me of a f[B]u[/B]cking name for a chimpanzee...

Sup guys?

[QUOTE=Janeway;13904988]Charles?


That's reminds me of a f[B]u[/B]cking name for a chimpanzee...[/QUOTE]

sorry i tired.

[QUOTE=Janeway;13904988]Charles?


That's reminds me of a f[B]u[/B]cking name for a chimpanzee...[/QUOTE]

Gee thanks!

Dont diss the Chuckster!

Edward, waldorf, Adolf, Penelopy, Patrisha,

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Did you know sh[B]i[/B]te is edited to shite?

[SIZE="1"]Oh my god!


Holy sh[B]i[/B]t! I'm freaking out like a little girl!


The ONLY person who liked my Janeway story was my absolute FAVORITE fanfic writer. It made her laugh!


Jesus Christ! I'm so happy. My whole day was shite until now. My voice pitch has jumped another octave and I can't stop grinning. Now all I've got to do is make myself not seem like I'm infatuated with her.[/SIZE]

Xavier is classy. It starts with an x.

I have a staff meeting tonight. I enjoy staff meetings, makes me feel like I'm somewhat important. Only 5 people work at my work, and one can never make it to staff meetings, so we close an hour early and 4 of us go over "business" for an hour, plus we get paid for it. Awesome.

Janeway, can you send me this Janeway story? I'd like to read it.

Im playing guitar in a band nowadays. We have this really hard section that goes through pretty much every note value/Irrational rhythm. It is so insanely hard :lol:

[SIZE=2]I think I might take up classical violin again. I got to 8th grade and then stopped when my teacher joined the Vienna orchestra of something.. what's it called? the big famous one.[/SIZE]

[QUOTE=Aaron;13905934][SIZE=2]I think I might take up classical violin again. I got to 8th grade and then stopped when my teacher joined the Vienna orchestra of something.. what's it called? the big famous one.[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
You should take up mandolin. Such a nicer sound than violin.

I love my mandolin. Off to staff meeting.

Rob Zombie's wife is quite possibly the hottest woman on the planet

Yeah man, aint she just.

just got stopped by the fuzz for pullin some xmas trees in town down lol.

yay sabres are going to get another W
I got to work a 9 hr day tomm :(

so hows everybody doin

im pretty good, though i cant hear out of one ear cuz of my cold, how about you?

More snow in Colorado.

Woo.....

O Shi, my dad's house is there ( We own 2 houses, its being rented out) We're screwed.

Me mum has a cold, she can't talk, it sux, I had to go a while week w/o drums, I was sad...

We went to Target, and I got socks.


My grandma gave me coffee.



I left my ZVM in the car. Sh[B]i[/B]t.

That sux Janeway.

they've got Targets in NY?

what's zvm? or do i not want to know?