also js bro i seem to have been mentioned in like four posts in that thread

that's some 'general consensus'

[QUOTE=Deth;18514740]why are you here fagging up the thread

you do seem like a meth smoker[/QUOTE]

who are you

a regular here and someone that people actually want posting in the thread

[QUOTE=Deth;18514743]a regular here and someone that people actually want posting in the thread[/QUOTE]

no really who are you don't be facetious

a user who posts in r&m regularly and isn't generally disliked/completely retarded
[QUOTE=Iscariot;18514735]yeah it doesn't make any sense because

you know

you're a blimp of a man and wear cutoffs and button up shirts [/quote]
Well... considering everyone else accepts that I put on weight after I slipped a disk in my back and have since lost weight, it seems like you're just butthurt that Chad and I used to call you fat.

Besides, Joe Dirt doesn't dress like me in the movies, and a lot of other college age kids who live in urban areas wear cut-off jeans and flannells (I mean, button ups is pretty broad bro).

[quote]and probably smell like kfc idk when i see a picture of you i just assume you smell like kfc[/quote]

but i'm vegan



[quote]you don't have a point you just follow the bulk of my posts with bitchy little statements because i made fun of your shitty poetry once and it apparently hurt your feelings[/QUOTE]
Well the thing is that my point is that you're an extremely bitter person, and your immediate response was to post completely fabricated tl;drs to prove that i'm... a fat redneck?

sorry that chad and i hurt ur feelingz cauz u sucked at trolling, and now u have 2 failtroll more 2 get back at me

[size=7]IM DISLIKED IN THE PIT WHO THE FUCK R U?![/size]

jared quick make posts about how metal is immature music, and then jerk off over blink 182 records at 27 or whatever the fuck it is you do

just droppin in to send out some [COLOR="Cyan"][B]~[/B][/COLOR][COLOR="Cyan"][B]PoSITivE vIBessss~~~~~~~~[/B][/COLOR]

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18514745]Well... considering everyone else accepts that I put on weight after I slipped a disk in my back and have since lost weight, it seems like you're just butthurt that Chad and I used to call you fat.[/quote]

i think you mostly imagined any butthurt feelings on my part since i was pretty straight up with the fact that i'm not fat but you seem to have this kindergarten obsession with latching onto poorly manufactured insults

besides you were infinitely more upset when i posted harsh criticisms of your crappy poems i think you actually tried to get me banned was pretty funny

[quote]Besides, Joe Dirt doesn't dress like me in the movies, and a lot of other college age kids who live in urban areas wear cut-off jeans and flannells (I mean, button ups is pretty broad bro).[/quote]

however you gotta validate it

[quote]but i'm vegan[/quote]

how is a fat vegan not a meme from god himself i mean srsly

[quote]Well the thing is that my point is that you're an extremely bitter person, and your immediate response was to post completely fabricated tl;drs to prove that i'm... a fat redneck?[/quote]

i didn't use those words but that's a nice slip of admission

[quote]sorry that chad and i hurt ur feelingz cauz u sucked at trolling, and now u have 2 failtroll more 2 get back at me[/QUOTE]

*grasp grasp grasp*

i'm positive i'm gonna suck u off bitsch

:lol: holy shit mappy is raging now he's breaking out the size 7 text

[SIZE=7]I'M NOT FAT[/SIZE]



z

look at robin here trying to save batman from certain doom

except it's weird because he [b]has a batman avatar[/b] what a gangsta

im not fat but i been pretty lazy lately so we'll se where the wind takes me

[QUOTE=NEEDTOPOST;18514753]im not fat but i been pretty lazy lately so we'll se where the wind takes me[/QUOTE]

don't get fat like mappy bro or the wind won't be able to take you anywhere

[QUOTE=Iscariot;18514752]look at robin here trying to save batman from certain doom

except it's weird because he [b]has a batman avatar[/b] what a gangsta[/QUOTE]

how do i even respond to trolling this good

you don't you just cry bitch

[QUOTE=Iscariot;18514748]i think you mostly imagined any butthurt feelings on my part since i was pretty straight up with the fact that i'm not fat but you seem to have this kindergarten obsession with latching onto poorly manufactured insults[/quote]
yo, bro, i'm not latching onto anything, im just pointing out the facts that you've been extremely butthurt since chad and i said that shit

seriously chill

[quote]besides you were infinitely more upset when i posted harsh criticisms of your crappy poems i think you actually tried to get me banned was pretty funny[/quote]
if by "infinitely more upset" you mean i told you that an insult isn't constructive criticism, and told you that your trolling sucks and got your posts deleted, then sure

i mean, you can keep pretending that getting made fun of repeatedly for being a complete loser is other people getting offended, it might make you look cool on a forum


[quote]however you gotta validate it[/quote]
i dont think you know what validating means

telling you that you're wrong and pointing out fashion trends is not validation



[quote]how is a fat vegan not a meme from god himself i mean srsly[/quote]
there's a lot of fat vegans, you're just really dumb/ignorant/and obviously really hanging on to me gaining weight when i injured my back (weight i've since lost)

[I]because you're still butthurt about chad and i making fun of you years ago, when you were fat[/I]



[quote]i didn't use those words but that's a nice slip of admission[/quote]
AHAHAHA DUDE HOILY SHIT UR SO FUCKING CLEVER HOW DID U TURN THAT AROUND ON ME??!??!?!?!



[quote]grasp grasp grasp*[/quote]
yeah dude

you're not extremely obvious

hey jared remember when your excuse for being fat was that you shattered your ankle in boot camp

and then all of a sudden you "never posted" pictures where you were fat

and then claimed that the whole ankle thing never happened?

and you started making fun of other people for being fat really aggressively

and basically laughing to yourself when everyone else face palms?

or remember how people made fun of your family's hovel and then 2 years later you claimed that was "trolling"?

or remember how the military "unfairly discharged you"?

im gettin hungry what should i eat

you were cooler when you'd make jokes about getting canes with flame decals on them

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18514760]yo, bro, i'm not latching onto anything, im just pointing out the facts that you've been extremely butthurt since chad and i said that shit

seriously chill[/quote]

i like how you keep saying 'chad and i' like you had some concerted team effort to break an internet person

but i'm the loser

[quote]if by "infinitely more upset" you mean i told you that an insult isn't constructive criticism, and told you that your trolling sucks and got your posts deleted, then sure[/quote]

yeah that was totally all that happened you didn't make like 15 posts trying to rally the troops against me in defense of your crappy writing and then run off to the mods whinging about how mean i was you were totally mellow and not at all upset

:lol: are you psychotic

[quote]i mean, you can keep pretending that getting made fun of repeatedly for being a complete loser is other people getting offended, it might make you look cool on a forum[/quote]

idk i'm definitely not trying to look cool here i'm being the biggest ass i can possibly be you're the one eating it up and talking about how many people don't like me on the internet as if it would even matter if it were true pretty sure you're the one treating mx like a popularity contest tubbs

[quote]i dont think you know what validating means[/quote]

i don't think you know what being vegan means if you're not eating meat and you're still a tub of lard

[quote]telling you that you're wrong and pointing out fashion trends is not validation[/quote]

oh no not at all

[quote]there's a lot of fat vegans, you're just really dumb/ignorant/and obviously really hanging on to me gaining weight when i injured my back (weight i've since lost)[/quote]

like who

and those that are, are pretty bad at being vegan it's supposed to be healthier js

and injured your back huh didn't you tell me you broke your foot you seem to get hurt a lot probs because there's so much stress on your joints

[quote][I]because you're still butthurt about chad and i making fun of you years ago, when you were fat[/I][/quote]

except i wasn't fat

i have a round face and only posted pictures of my face so you apparently decided i was fat i found the whole thing very funny really


[quote]AHAHAHA DUDE HOILY SHIT UR SO FUCKING CLEVER HOW DID U TURN THAT AROUND ON ME??!??!?!?![/quote]

so mad

[quote]blah blah blah[/QUOTE]

tired of breaking this down stop whinging already

should i watch pineapple express; chinatown; paris, texas; the secret of kells; bronson; or the cell

bronson

[QUOTE=Iscariot;18514773]i like how you keep saying 'chad and i' like you had some concerted team effort to break an internet person

but i'm the loser[/quote]
no im just pointing out the history of our quarrel

[quote]yeah that was totally all that happened you didn't make like 15 posts trying to rally the troops against me in defense of your crappy writing and then run off to the mods whinging about how mean i was you were totally mellow and not at all upset

:lol: are you psychotic[/quote]

yes, i'm psychotic for trying to keep horrible trolling out of the only good section of this forum



[quote]idk i'm definitely not trying to look cool here i'm being the biggest ass i can possibly be you're the one eating it up and talking about how many people don't like me on the internet as if it would even matter if it were true pretty sure you're the one treating mx like a popularity contest tubbs[/quote]
butthurt



[quote]i don't think you know what being vegan means if you're not eating meat and you're still a tub of lard
[/quote]
this doesn't make sense





[quote]like who[/quote]
a lot of animal rights activists and kids in the local vegan scene

[quote]and those that are, are pretty bad at being vegan it's supposed to be healthier js[/quote]
no, veganism isn't "supposed to be healthier" than omnivorous diets

it's actually considered "unhealthy" by a lot of idiots

and even so there's more to health than weight



[quote]except i wasn't fat

i have a round face and only posted pictures of my face so you apparently decided i was fat i found the whole thing very funny really[/quote]
no, i'm talking about full body pics of you with the cane, when you had the huge gut

i mean you can keep pretending the past never happened for yourself, and then pretend the past is the present when you want to insult others

but well... that's just kind of weird man lol




[quote]tired of breaking this down stop whinging already[/QUOTE]
oh so mentioning how many bawwwww posts there were where you blamed everything that ever went wrong for you on something/somebody else is now "whinging"?

i mean i can tell you're not mad because you can't even spell whining properly right now, but come on....

i posted pictures of myself with a cane? checking my photobucket and not seeing any such pictures and i never clean this thing out were you eating shrooms when you saw this picture

denial, [I]how cute[/I]

the funny part is that i'm not the only person who remembers these pics

not denial genuine confusion i didn't post pictures of myself with a cane

i've posted pictures of myself decked out like a total redneck with my shotgun, i've posted pictures of myself half naked in provocative positions, and other generally shameful and entertaining pictures that i won't deny having posted

but i do not remember a picture of me with a cane like at all

yeah, you've been denying the existence of pics from when you were fat for quite a while now

no really hold on i'm taking a picture of the only cane i own so you can tell me if it's the one from this picture i have no recollection of