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Jaundice 10-07-2009 10:29 PM

I thought it was an established fact that I had a fetish for pillows when I was in middle school

and kind of still do

Deth 10-07-2009 10:30 PM

hey josh see how I'm 4-0 in the MX fantasy football league heil

Nepenthe 10-07-2009 10:31 PM

hey josh gonna be a delay on that guitar purchase gotta wait until my parents feel like getting one of my bonds out of their safety deposit box and cashing it in. if you manage to find someone else to buy it by all means sell it to them but if not ill scoop it up in a week or two.

AA-12 10-07-2009 10:31 PM

[QUOTE=Deth;17558984]hey josh see how I'm 4-0 in the MX fantasy football league heil[/QUOTE]

1-3 heil heil

im pretty much just begging for **** trades now

Nepenthe 10-07-2009 10:31 PM

hey josh

Jaundice 10-07-2009 10:31 PM

hey josh

Deth 10-07-2009 10:31 PM

picked up Braylon Edwards today as a free agent lol steal lol

AA-12 10-07-2009 10:32 PM

[QUOTE=Nepenthe;17558986]hey josh gonna be a delay on that guitar purchase gotta wait until my parents feel like getting one of my bonds out of their safety deposit box and cashing it in. if you manage to find someone else to buy it by all means sell it to them but if not ill scoop it up in a week or two.[/QUOTE]

no worries. i really doubt ill sell it unless i need cash quick, and i wont.

Jaundice 10-07-2009 10:34 PM

[QUOTE]each rotation of the blades on the ceiling fan
is in sync with the ticking of the second hand
these synchronized mechanics take me through the night
until rotation of the earth brings forth sunlight
wishing i had someone at my side
with guts and blood and
more than stuffing inside
without a 50% cotton tag on her dress
and a real heart beating within her chest
pumping her arteries full of life
just so i can make it through the night[/QUOTE]

ugh god i used to be soooo creepy :upset:

AA-12 10-07-2009 10:34 PM

[QUOTE=Deth;17558992]picked up Braylon Edwards today as a free agent lol steal lol[/QUOTE]

i just grabbed kyle orton and crabtree

Anglachel 10-07-2009 10:35 PM

>without a 50% cotton tag on her dress

what

Jaundice 10-07-2009 10:36 PM

lol, i suppose it never occured to me that real clothes are made of cotton too

regardless, sooooo creepy :upset:

Bazarov 10-07-2009 10:37 PM

God I bet your pillow cases look horrible nowadays. Remind me to never spend the night at your house.

Anglachel 10-07-2009 10:38 PM

>guts and blood

were you going for fat, atrocious metalhead girls or what

Jaundice 10-07-2009 10:38 PM

um, no, all girls have guts and blood inside

Anglachel 10-07-2009 10:41 PM

but how many would actually like picturing that

AA-12 10-07-2009 10:44 PM

Pardon, please, the narrow
Confinement of your limbs;
Unfortunately, it's necessary
For your correction;
Shriek to your heart's
Content, if you wish;
I promise you pain and
Nightmares, in that sequence.

Permit me to introduce you to
"Tuesday"...
I favor her, this pretty blade
So tall and fine;
Hatred and violence are not
Our ways, but firm we are;
Squirming is useless, so is this
Colon, cry for me.

Svelte is implement,
Its gentle caress lets you Bleed;
its subtle curvature
Dancing, deeply slit your guts.

It's for your own good;
You need guidance, I provide;
What is your pleasure? This is
Mine; A welcome change!

Jaundice 10-07-2009 10:49 PM

[QUOTE=Anglachel;17559013]but how many would actually like picturing that[/QUOTE]

any girl that's worth ****ing with , really

how many girls would like picturing some one having sex with a pillow ?

Anglachel 10-07-2009 10:50 PM

more, but because thats funny and not in some creepy poem

Jaundice 10-07-2009 10:51 PM

um yeah it was, the whole poem was about how sick i was of ****ing a pillow

TimJim 10-07-2009 10:51 PM

pillows were great in middle school


i had a down pillow ahhhh

Anglachel 10-07-2009 10:52 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17559031]um yeah it was, the whole poem was about how sick i was of ****ing a pillow[/QUOTE]
oh **** i just clued in


thats hilarious

AA-12 10-07-2009 10:53 PM

i have to have a pillow to hug or else i cant sleep

Meatplow 10-07-2009 10:53 PM

the 50% cotton thing was a nice touch

we should have beauty contests on the inside of a girls body, it's much more deviant that way

Jaundice 10-07-2009 10:53 PM

[QUOTE]i have to have a pillow to hug or else i cant sleep[/QUOTE]same, i can't fall asleep without snuggling all up over my pillow and repeatedly calling it Betsy
[QUOTE]we should have beauty contests on the inside of a girls body, it's much more deviant that way[/QUOTE][I]I wanna know what your insides look like
I bet you're not so ****ing pretty on the inside[/I]

TimJim 10-07-2009 10:54 PM

[quote=AA-12;17559036]i have to have a pillow to hug or else i cant sleep[/quote]
i has a stuffed aminal for that :)

Meatplow 10-07-2009 10:55 PM

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17559041][I]I wanna know what your insides look like
I bet you're not so ****ing pretty on the inside[/I][/QUOTE]

I think I made an unintentional reference to the dialogue from [i]Dead Ringers[/i]

Jaundice 10-07-2009 10:56 PM

I dont know anything about that, but what I posted in from a My Chemical Romance song

Meatplow 10-07-2009 10:58 PM

[i]stick a knife in her guts
stab stab stab
incision, bullet wound malnutrition
i f[size=2]uc[/size]ks pianos[/i]

Jaundice 10-07-2009 10:59 PM

ugh i need to start a post-punk band so bad

my lyricz are so deviant


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