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[QUOTE=Double Bass Jim]Well if you know anything about the judicial system you'll know it's FULLA crap, more often then not tons of vital evidence is withheld that could convict the criminal. The system caters to the criminal by doing so.
And if I get that far into the pick thats exactly what im going to say.[/QUOTE] Yeah, or the other way around. Its not the greatest of systems. |
[QUOTE=The Fiction We Live]Or just keep telling them your name is Double Bass Jim... you'll get thrown out in no time!
"Sir... what is your real name?!" "DOUBLE BASS JIM!!! WOO!"[/QUOTE] hahahahahahaha i love that. or start screaming about how lerichauns steel your sock's and give them to the government and they use it to fule there hypnotize machines. or say something about the government being responsable for missing socks in the washer and dryer. |
well i had my first day of grade 12 today... it didn't hit me that i was back in school for another 8 months or whatever until about 5 minutes into first class, right between the time she read out the "student expectations" and the "student guidelines" out of the agendas that are mandatory to buy ($8) and no one uses them.
but luckily, my english class will be amazingly easy. last year, the english 20-2 (the lowest english class) got divided up into the smarter half and the dumber half, and i was in the smart half. the dumb half would watch episodes of family guy and seinfeld, and write about the plot, irony, etc. instead of reading books/stories. so now i'm in the stupid half this year, and we convinced the teacher (brand new to the school) that we'd actually pay attention to family guy and seinfeld, because obviously someone in the stupidest 1/20th of grade 12 english doesn't want to read some boring a'ss short stories. then my social class, i have a teacher that has acid flashbacks. picture mr. fargas from family guy, with one of those crazy mustaches a few pages back. he told us, and i quote, "i'm not going to candy-coat this, because then you could eat it for dessert, but social studies should not be eaten for dessert, because it is a course, not a dessert. so i'm not going to candy coat this: this class (social 33, also the lowest class) is (start slowing words down) designed... for... people... like... you... to... be... able... to... pass... ittttttttttt." i probably missed a few words in there, but that was what i remember from it, the best i can remember the wording. |
Freshman year my english teacher had acid flashbacks... we came back from lunch one day to find her huddling under her desk.
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it seems like all english teachers are somewhat insane
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Yeah... I'll get into it tomorrow cause I'm going to bed but my 10th grade english teacher was nuts too...
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[QUOTE=spike9908]i never understood why some schools have multipul 3 floor buildings. why not just make one big 3 floor building. it would save so much space.[/QUOTE]
We've got a three-storey building... But I doin't have to even go up one flight of stairs anymore, as nearly all my classes are in the other building... [QUOTE=MapleX]How old r u Voodoo?[/QUOTE] Nosey Nosey... :p ... |
Is this good donnie? Is this good?!
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Hahahahaha ^
Good ole brasco. |
hm
I'm lost. Anyways. Is anybody else very pissed off about the new style of popups and ****? The new popups that appear ON your browser page and follow it down?! And what about the commercials on the internet, like the one that just started playing at the top of this page. RIDICULOUS. Anyways, last night Gamespot.com listed Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories as coming out on PSP tomorrow (today..the 1st) which surprised me, but then today (yesterday, 31st) they relisted it to the end of October lol |
Donnie brasco man.
Great movie. |
[QUOTE=sic]but luckily, my english class will be amazingly easy. last year, the english 20-2 (the lowest english class)...[/QUOTE]
seeing as were talking about teachers, my history teacher is the most hated teacher in the school. he is seriously dumber than a retarded monkey (thats probably why he teaches history). he talks in the 3rd person half the time, and says he was in everything you learn about(civil war, WW1/2, etc.). and anyone who wants to see a weird movie, go get "donnie darko". the weirdest movie i have ever seen, but it was pretty good. "tell me, how does one suck a fuc[SIZE=2]k[/SIZE]" strangest line i have ever heard in a movie. |
Donnie Darko is rad.. one of my favorite movies.
The whole Smurf speech is awesome, and true. Great lines form the movie.. "Donnie Darko? What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some sort of superhero or something." "What makes you think I'm not? Now you have to figure it out. [url]http://www.donniedarko.com/[/url] Oh it's the first day of school. This should be much fun.. I haven't been to highschool in years. |
^ Donnie Darko is awfully boring if you've watched it more than once...
*Although, that website was fun...* |
[QUOTE=Josiah]Donnie Darko is rad.. one of my favorite movies.
The whole Smurf speech is awesome, and true. Great lines form the movie.. [/QUOTE] [b]Sean Smith[/b]: Beer and *****. That's all I need. [b]Ronald Fisher[/b]: We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette. [b]Sean Smith[/b]: Smurfette? [b]Ronald Fisher[/b]: Yeah, not some tight-*** Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. [b]Donnie[/b]: Smurfette doesn't f**k. [b]Ronald Fisher[/b]: That's bull****. Smurfette ****s all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny. [b]Sean Smith[/b]: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual. Ronald Fisher: Okay, then, you know what? She ****s them and Vanity watches. Okay? [b]Sean Smith[/b]: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action. [b]Ronald Fisher[/b]: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he beats off to the tape. [b]Donnie[/b]: [shouts] First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those tiny, white pants. It's just so illogical, about being a Smurf, you know? I mean, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick? [b]Sean Smith[/b]: [pause] Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us? :lol: It is one of my favorate films. |
The website is awesome...
Go to it now!... |
[QUOTE=Voodoo Rabbit]The website is awesome...
Go to it now!...[/QUOTE] I have never been on it, but will do now. Im trying to find the actor that my GF said i look like. |
that first thing on the site freaked me out a little. wasnt expecting it to do all that crap when you clicked. now im afraid of the rest of it. :lol:
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No, It's great, just go through it all!...
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Found this and thought i would share.
[img]http://www.carlpalmer.com/smurf-B.jpg[/img] |
^Eurgh, Gold Hardware...
Hah, My dog just stuck his nose on my armpit... |
[QUOTE=Voodoo Rabbit]^Eurgh, Gold Hardware...
Hah, My dog just stuck his nose on my armpit...[/QUOTE] thats not gold hardware, just gold drums. EDIT: is it over after the airplane thing? |
[QUOTE=Chris]Found this and thought i would share.
[img]http://www.carlpalmer.com/smurf-B.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Look at those tom angles. Tsk tsk. |
the MADness oh my GOD P
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[QUOTE=Ally]Look at those tom angles. Tsk tsk.[/QUOTE]
i think he should worry more about the explosion coming out of his stick. |
i like how he only has 1 tom mic'ed
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[QUOTE=spike9908]i think he should worry more about the explosion coming out of his stick.[/QUOTE]
it's those new nitroglycerin filled aheads. Guaranteed to destroy your cymbals this time. |
^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:
Where's his hi-hat??? :confused: |
[url]http://www.lemmonpercussion.com/[/url]
wwwoooooooooohhhhhhh |
[QUOTE=Ally]Look at those tom angles. Tsk tsk.[/QUOTE]
Nice double ride setup. :) |
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