birch has more attack, maple has more warmth... so i'm gonna say the maple would... but i could be wrong

thats one of the shortest posts ive ever seen you give wes.
haha

[QUOTE=oliv_da_skinmasher;13898317]I'm watchin the devils rejects.[/QUOTE]

That movie sucked.


Not scary at all.



Edit: So...I wrote another half to this post. And it wasn't a very good thing to write. It was vulgar. Beyond vulgar. Terrible. So here it is.

[SIZE="1"]Scary is a 400Ib. man with a five o'clock shadow wearing the skin of a 90Ib woman with his c[B]o[/B]ck, which has a 12 inch spinning drill bit coming out of it, sticking through her saggy twat lips with two suffocated fetuses wearing diapers made out of moldy twinkie residue dangling from from her nipples and singing CopaCabana, whose exposed bits of skin are puckered and cracked and covered in boils. He's kneeling over a 14 year old girl, whose legs are suspended in the air by neon blue chains and is vomiting through a ball gag, while a 55 year old man with down syndrome furiously wanks in the corner while senslessly cooing and blowing spit bubbles, occasionally stoping the assault on his tiny member to clap and giggle at the girl who is now being forcefully f[B]u[/B]cked in the eye by the 400Ib man's c[B]o[/B]ck that's ripping through the dismembered v[B]a[/B]gina of the 90Ib woman's skin.
The fat man grabs the man with downs syndrome and spanks him, and then he pisses all over him before grabbing a rusty saw and cutting off his left leg. The retard doesn't cry though, 'cause he's a masochist. He giggles and coos all while it's happening, and after the 400Ib man leaves him, he claps and wanks some more while the fat man starts to f[B]u[/B]ck the girl's throat with the other guys leg.

When he gets tired of that, he sets the girl flat on a table and the 55 year old man with down syndrome puts on a civil war stripper costume, and they amputate her arms and legs civil war style. They put tourniquets all over her body, and then they draw apart the flesh and muscle while she's concious, and they saw away the bone, but they don't close the wound, or even remove the other half of the limb. They just leave her partially dismembered, and she's freaking the f[B]u[/B]ck out and choking on her puke and flailing around and sh[B]i[/B]t.
Then the 55 year old man rips her ball gag out and starts to kiss her and sh[B]i[/B]t, and then he bites her tongue. It doesn't come off all the way, though. He has to f[B]u[/B]cking bite and rip at her tongue out with his teeth for like 5 minutes, and while he's doing this the fat man puts a birthday hat on and starts to tickle her feet with a comical feather duster while giggling and chanting, "Mamma's little baby likes her feetsies tickled, num num num" and she's pissing all over, and puking and bleeding into the 55 year old man's mouth.
Then she bleeds to death, and then they both defecate in her body and wrap it up in bright pink wrapping paper. Then they give it to chubby little negro orphans, who promptly cheer and eat it.[/SIZE]

oh gawd

oh fukcin gawd

i was thinkin of my uncle that whole time, he has down syndrome

You read it?

I put it in small font so you didn't have to. I figure 90% of people read the first 5 words of my posts and quit, too.



I can't believe you read it.

i read the first sentence

then i didn't want to

but i couldn't stop =/

i actually read most of your posts

Janeway, from reading that, definately look into Hogg...

i seriously do think you will enjoy it.

Wow. That almost deserves rep.




Almost.



But I guess I'll give it to you because you thought about your uncle doing...that.


Edit: I don't want to read Hogg because I won't sleep for weeks. =/

wow... i feel slightly ill now... actually very ill... to the toilet!

my pen0r hurt after reading it


i hate things like that

am i the only one who wasnt disgusted by it?
it hought it was completely overdone and mildly amusing because of how stupidly exaggerated everything is

[QUOTE=Janeway;13899955]Edit: I don't want to read Hogg because I won't sleep for weeks. =/[/QUOTE]

fair enough, it does that to a lot of people.

That's how I felt about it too.


It didn't affect me in the slightest, and it did seem corny when I finished it. =/

it was worth a read though
i was bored
you ever thought about writing?
maybe something less graphic, but writing nonetheless?

That thing she posted before on another forum is cool.

if you are thinking of writing, work on some basic flow skills more..

i mean im not sure if you really write like this or if its just because its a forum post, but you should stay away from
"She was freaking out like f[I]u[/I]ck."
and
"..flailing around and sh[I]i[/I]t."

I'd say that's more messed up than scary. Scary's like "OMG GHOST!" to me anyway.

"But he didnt cry cause he was a masochist."

That made me laughl

Yeah. I'd really like to do it, but I can't.

Everything I write ends up being lackluster and average. It's like, I don't know how to make the words fit together and flow in a way that makes it worthwhile to read.

Like, I mean flow with vocabulary.

Edit: Lolz. I typed like that because it was a post.

I would never actually write, "and she was flailing around and sh[B]i[/B]t" in a story.

"his co[I]c[/I]k, which has a 12 inch spinning drill bit coming out of it"

thats what made me laugh.

Begin things with "If you don't read this, I will cut your balls off."

Then it may be worthwhile to read, at least for 50% of the population.

well,
hmm.
im bored
write something else for my entertainment

I think you have a future in erotic literature.

tell me you werent turned on by that

awkward....

you are a sick man porkupine

I demand hot Porkupine On Josiah action.

Yeah. Erotic fiction.

I can see it now.

[I]The luminous blur irradiating from deep within the rafters glinted off the lustrious metal of the pole and illuminated the two glorious slabs of man-a[B]s[/B]s so alluringly positioned infront of me. Unconciously my hand moved over the growing hump in my jean clad crotch as he shimmied and flexed, the sinuous muscle glinting and glimmering in the smoke hazed air. He turned around and bucked towards my face, his glorious package so horribly constricted in the crude elastic of his leopard print banana hammock. I wanted to cry out at this horrible injustice. My rock hard c[B]o[/B]ck twitched beneath my hand and it took all the strength I could muster not to reach up and free that gorgeous man of his polyester prison.
But by god I stayed strong. I wanted to dance. The music was fantabulous.

I wanted to hop up on that stage with him and get my man groove on, and take my clothes off and slide inbetween those sandy cheeks, feel the groove and grunt and groan in his granular sausage chamber.

I wanted to bend him over and paradiddle his head. I wanted him to tune my drum and tighten my tension rods. My spines bristled at the thought of his heavenly name. His name, so close to Jesus. It rolled off my tongue like the slick spunk of an under age boy.

[B]Josiah.[/B]

I shuddered as I involuntarily came.

Girlfriend, I needed him bad.
[/I]

haha
fantabulous


maybe next time post some a) heterosexual erotic fiction or b) lesbian erotic fiction
we've covered the gay one already

now, you have the vocabulary to become a writer. ie, first sentence was great, but you gotta know when to not use certain words, like man-as[I]s[/I] completely slaughtered that sentence.