i have a lot of girl friends, but thats because im extraordinarily attractive.

same here not gonna lie

same here not gonna lie

same lie not gonna hear

getting the attention of women is easy

just be aloof and an asshole. Not an insulting asshole, though

Your must put one hand in your toga and extend the other to the heavens.

[QUOTE]just be aloof and an asshole.[/QUOTE]

pretty much this. girls like guys who are mean to them, but in a playful way. once you achieve this youre golden.

grade A girl advice here on sputnikmusic

should totally take notes

go kiss some boys you negative tranny

k brb


and for the record (to the high school kidz) I hung out with the same girls for all 4 years in high school in a group w/ guys too

two were bonable, one was hot as hell

another one wanted me to go to prom w/ her but I wasn't attracted to her (she had a nice a[I]s[/I]s though)

pixorliez

I'm not touching adb's last post.

[QUOTE]I had mostly female friends irl at one point but hardly any were attractive, bad times.

[/QUOTE]

lol

i don't know what the deal is, but every time i read one of adb's posts i think back to the time when i saw him at metal fest and i didn't punch him in the face.

oh how i wish i could travel back in time...

lol you actually saw him?

yeah I stuck out like a sore thumb, I didn't recognize COA or imperialblackness because I haven't even seen a clear pic of either one

[QUOTE=C.O.A.;17237015]oh how i wish i could travel back in time...[/QUOTE]

I believe this gentleman

[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/244240577_e22a13ef73.jpg?v=0[/img]

could be of some assistance

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;17237038]I believe this gentleman

[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/244240577_e22a13ef73.jpg?v=0[/img]

could be of some assistance[/QUOTE]
i love that picture so much. hahah

[QUOTE=asdemonsburn;17237025]yeah I stuck out like a sore thumb, I didn't recognize COA or imperialblackness because I haven't even seen a clear pic of either one[/QUOTE]

Imperial Blackness was the kid with the long curly black hair.

COA was the kid with the short hair and the thuggin stayle.

[QUOTE=C.O.A.;17237015]i don't know what the deal is, but every time i read one of adb's posts i think back to the time when i saw him at metal fest and i didn't punch him in the face.

oh how i wish i could travel back in time...[/QUOTE]

Hahahahaha

[QUOTE]COA was the kid with the short hair and the thuggin stayle.[/QUOTE]Actually that was me.

Assaulting a not so well-liked MXer and then posting about it later would be such props and lulz, though.

[quote=Nostalgia;17236933]pretty much this. girls like guys who are mean to them, but in a playful way. once you achieve this youre golden.[/quote]
This. However, it only really works when you want to ****. If you're going after a long term you can still do it but you have to tone it down a bit.

Making fun of girls in a playful way and acting like you don't care is what you have to do if you want to screw.

i need to practice this

"shut it fattie lol jk jk" ?

No simple stuff like if they're wearing a fashionable scarf during the summer just playfully pick on her for it. shi like that


like last night this girl had trouble saying a word and I said "hey new to the language? You're doing pretty well though" and you could tell she liked it.

[QUOTE=Mr. Ron;17237741]like last night this girl had trouble saying a word and I said "hey new to the language? You're doing pretty well though" and you could tell she liked it.[/QUOTE]

Until you found out she had downs syndrome, which only turned you on more.

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;17237749]Until you found out she had downs syndrome, which only turned you on more.[/QUOTE]

"mmm how do you like me now downsy"

Ehh, I'm no good at stuff like that but it's not like I can't learn. I have some pretty big psychological problems related to socializing that I should probably get sorted out before I try stuff like that though.

[quote=EightMilesHigh;17237749]Until you found out she had downs syndrome, which only turned you on more.[/quote]
well if that happened I'd challenge her to a sock em' boppers bout.

watch out for her retard strength

http://i44.tinypic.com/25p3kmu.jpg