Damn, my roomate was gonna get kicked out, but he got another chance.

Haha what'd he do?

We all got in trouble for alcohol, putting all of my roomates and me on probation. The conditions of his prohibition were even worse than ours, and he has been caught smoking cigarettes inside, and sneaking in a guest (he lost guest privileges). He was told one more violation he'd be kicked out after getting caught smoking, but apparently not! God damnit.

I know I may sound like an asshole for hoping he would have gotten kicked out, but he's an inconsiderate, stupid asshole.

leave a empty bottle of alcohol with smoke butts in it on your doorstep. then if someone sees it they think its your roomate.

Some people are idiots. Why wouldn't he be more careful if he had only one more chance.

I thought college would be way more laid back that that! You live in Harlem for Pete's (hehe) sake!

I found this, more funny than a comedy central as a whole.

[18:11] Kati: i mean. relationships are based on physical attraction.
[18:12] SantaDuJuan: i mean.
[18:12] SantaDuJuan: you sucking deez nuts is based on physical attraction.

So modest...

Look at how funny I am!

DesksVsBikes: HEY ETHAN
DesksVsBikes: DEEZ NUTS?
Dave Toopes: oh my god that is so funny!
Dave Toopes: that's physical attraction!
Dave Toopes: ha ha ha!

Eran is your daddy a famous Israeli spy?

Kevin makes me feel like an internet thug. I don't like it at all. What ever happened to that nice DaveToopes guy who is gone now?

[QUOTE=Skrunnch;13711658]Eran is your daddy a famous Israeli spy?[/QUOTE]
Eric Cohen is to Jewish is as is Wong to Chinese names.

[QUOTE=Flagjacket;13711603]Look at how funny I am!

DesksVsBikes: HEY ETHAN
DesksVsBikes: DEEZ NUTS?
Dave Toopes: oh my god that is so funny!
Dave Toopes: that's physical attraction!
Dave Toopes: ha ha ha![/QUOTE]

HAHA I HAVE TO BE AN AS[SIZE="2"]S[/SIZE]HOLE ON MX TO FEEL LIKE I'VE DONE SOMETHING REWARDING.

I'm sorry Juan that was uncalled for. No sarcasm either bro this is from the heart.

[QUOTE=SantaDuJuan;13711678]HAHA I HAVE TO BE AN AS[SIZE="2"]S[/SIZE]HOLE ON MX TO FEEL LIKE I'VE DONE SOMETHING REWARDING.[/QUOTE]

Juan how do you see through my shallow attempts at getting attention? It's true, you've uncovered the motivation behind my actions, it is my insecurity and social awkwardness tha tleads me to do such things ont he internet. I apoligize wholeheartedley, and I hope that you can help me with more of my psychoilogical internet problems over the future. I recently started making toddlers Paypal me lunch money, can you help me with that???

Kevin where did you ever get to be so sarcastic?

I don't understand everybody's attitude toward walking. If it's over half a mile they act like it's impossible. I just walked 4 miles home from school and it's like 35 degrees outside. I feel great.

Being a complete as[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR]hole must be gratifying in some way to him. He hasn't made a nice or non sarcastic comment in months.

It's not really amusing anymore.

And I like to walk. I used to walk home from school which is a mile or two a lot but now everyone drives so I don't need to walk.

Eric I make nice comments all the time!

No you don't you're an a[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR]shole.

That doesn't even matter though more importantly you are not funny with your a[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR]sholery.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch;13711824]No you don't you're an a[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR]shole.

That doesn't even matter though more importantly you are not funny with your a[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR]sholery.[/QUOTE]

You've got a point.

Eric I amde nice comments when Ethan came back and with the DIY Thread!

Why are YOU such an a shole?

I used to walk or bike all over town with my friends until people could drive. It's a bummer because I liked having adventures like biking downtown or something but that kind of thing never happens anymore.

[QUOTE=Flagjacket;13711730]Juan how do you see through my shallow attempts at getting attention? It's true, you've uncovered the motivation behind my actions, it is my insecurity and social awkwardness tha tleads me to do such things ont he internet. I apoligize wholeheartedley, and I hope that you can help me with more of my psychoilogical internet problems over the future. I recently started making toddlers Paypal me lunch money, can you help me with that???[/QUOTE]

Dood, it's not that I really think you're a jerk or anything.
It's just like.

I thought it was funny, no one ever says "deez nuts" anymore.
I read it on a comic and wanted to use it, it seemd like it was funny to me.

I'm not an as[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR]hole I'm generally nice to people on here and in real life.

And yeah E I love walking around town and on the bike path and stuff.

No one ever says "Wasssuuuuppp" anymore but that doesn't make it funny. But we aren't talking about what makes something funny, just that it was retarded to post something from an AIM conversation onto a forum because it's not funyn to anyone but you.

PS: I bike or walk everywhere since I don't have a car

[QUOTE=SantaDuJuan;13711846]Dood, it's not that I really think you're a jerk or anything.
It's just like.

I thought it was funny, no one ever says "deez nuts" anymore.
I read it on a comic and wanted to use it, it seemd like it was funny to me.[/QUOTE]

^Respect.

I guess the only problem is nobody else can see the context and probably wouldn't find it funny. I wasn't trying to be mean I just thought it was funny how funny you thought it was.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch;13711856]I'm not an as[COLOR="White"]s[/COLOR]hole I'm generally nice to people on here and in real life.

And yeah E I love walking around town and on the bike path and stuff.[/QUOTE]

Eric anytime I ever say ANYTHING you tell me to f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck off.

[QUOTE=DaveToopes;13711865]^Respect.

I guess the only problem is nobody else can see the context and probably wouldn't find it funny. I wasn't trying to be mean I just thought it was funny how funny you thought it was.[/QUOTE]

A laugh is a laugh.
Where I got it back from.
[url]http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=65&title=movie[/url]

[QUOTE=Flagjacket;13711873]Eric anytime I ever say ANYTHING you tell me to f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck off.[/QUOTE]


Uhh yeah but I do that because you're an a[SIZE="2"]s[/SIZE]shole. That obviously doesn't count.

To be fair, it wasn't really that funny. "Deez nutz" jokes don't translate well to text-based mediums.

Once, my brother said to me, "Do you want some CD's?" I said, "Sure!", and he said "SEE DEEZ NUTS!".

[QUOTE=DaveToopes;13711901]Once, my brother said to me, "Do you want some CD's?" I said, "Sure!", and he said "SEE DEEZ NUTS!".[/QUOTE]

I laughed a little.
:)

My last name is Dietz (pronounced "Deets"), so I always have ample opportunity to make "Dietz nuts" jokes.

[QUOTE=SantaDuJuan;13711911]I laughed a little.
:)[/QUOTE]

Haha yeah I did too. That was a semi-good one.

[QUOTE=DaveToopes;13711901]Once, my brother said to me, "Do you want some CD's?" I said, "Sure!", and he said "SEE DEEZ NUTS!".[/QUOTE]

That's from Saturday Night Live.

I knew he didn't come up with that himself!

Yeah, Snoop Dogg said it to the latin comic guy who plays the drums.

[QUOTE=AndreTheHyena;13711921]My last name is Dietz (pronounced "Deets"), so I always have ample opportunity to make "Dietz nuts" jokes.[/QUOTE]

I thought your last name was Thomas.

Yeah so did I wtf?