I almost took my 9th grade English teacher to see Borat with me, but he was out of town. That would have been awesome watching the naked scene with him.

It doesn't sound like it would be....

When my friends and I went to Borat we were also with my parents and their friends. They got kicked out for smuggling in booze within the first 10 minutes. When we left we ran into my friend's econ teacher who was also there. It was awkward all around.

[QUOTE=Danger Bird;13701139]I almost took my 9th grade English teacher to see Borat with me, but he was out of town. That would have been awesome watching the naked scene with him.[/QUOTE]

That's an odd relationship..

wait, your parents got kicked out? or your friends?

[QUOTE=Jessizzle;13701175]wait, your parents got kicked out? or your friends?[/QUOTE]
Parents and their friends.

[QUOTE=Danger Bird;13701139]I almost took my 9th grade English teacher to see Borat with me, but he was out of town. That would have been awesome watching the naked scene with him.[/QUOTE]

i remember in nineth grade we were watching shakespeare in love and during the nude scene our teacher ran up and covered the screen with her hands. everyone was like :amaze:

[QUOTE=DaveToopes;13701174]That's an odd relationship..[/QUOTE]

Nah, dude, Mr. Heil's like the coolest guy in the world. Me and my friends wrote a song about him.

[QUOTE=EightMilesHigh;13701224]i remember in nineth grade we were watching shakespeare in love and during the nude scene our teacher ran up and covered the screen with her hands. everyone was like :amaze:[/QUOTE]

Hahaha during that part I yelled "pause it!!" and got 5 detentions.

hahaha my teacher was like. QUICK EVERYONE CLOSE YOUR EYES!

and lol @ your parents smuggling booze and getting kicked out.

Teachers are such reactionaries. Except Mr. Heil.

haha my teacher was more so joking

my guitar teacher is very, by the rules kinda guy.
so he calls the song drunken sailor- tired sailor.
and he also says
smoke two chocolate coverd cigars when my friends preformed smoke two joints.

ps: i am pretending your name is danger cat.. cause ilove that song.

Why were your friends performing 'Smoke Two Joints'?

We have jam fridays. we pick songs and play em.
sometimes we do it infront of the whole school.

and they wanted to do a marley song.

Smoke Two Joints is by The Toyes.

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoke_Two_Joints[/url]
[I]There is a persistent urban myth or misunderstanding that the original version of the song was by Bob Marley. Versions found on P2P networks labeled as being performed by Marley appear to be live recordings of Sublime's version.[/I]

actually most people think sublime did it first. alot of people have coverd it so what?

Queensbridge Nasty Nas yo I'm out.

I'm just saying, Marley never played S2J.

marley has recorded it? what are you talking about.
i HAVE his version.

[QUOTE=Wikipedia]Versions found on P2P networks labeled as being performed by Marley appear to be live recordings of Sublime's version.[/QUOTE]
....

well, it fooled me good.
good job sublime for being mistaken for marley.

Lol. I don't see how 'chocolate-covered cigars' would be better?

Chocolate-flavored pseudo-cigars, amirite

urrite

well, i can see why talking about chocolate would be better than talking about illegal drugs?

Wait, so there is no actual tobacco in these chocolate cigars?

they are made of chocolate............
...

Oh, I thought it was like swishers or something.

lol.
yeah. but serioulsy.
what the hell i swear he played smoke two joints.

chocolate flavored cigars would be awesome.

Cigars are lame either way.

Speaking of drugs.
You guys ever look into that Saliva stuff?
I mean I'm edge, but I watched this Google video and did some Wikipeding.
It seems crazy.

And it's legal!

All my friends do it but I'm too afraid to try.

I seriously JUST heard about it.
From what I can tell it makes you totally incapacitated for 2 minuets and then you're fine.

I miss nick nackolas.

[QUOTE=SantaDuJuan;13703340]I seriously JUST heard about it.
From what I can tell it makes you totally incapacitated for 2 minuets and then you're fine.[/QUOTE]

Basically. It's really expensive and can be very dangerous though. If kids want to trip they should just eat mushrooms.

And yeah Matt I kind of miss Nackolas sometimes too.

My cousin did salvia and drove around. He is dumb, but I guess he's okay so whatever.

I also miss nackolas sometimes.

Yeah, my friend who's on probation does salvia. Thinks he's so clever because of it. It sounds pretty shitty to me.

My friend is really concerned about her younger brother, because now all he does is take acid and wander around. He's been throwing up every day, and their parents are just acting dumb. They know he's doing drugs in excess, but they're afraid of him, so they don't discipline him. They said they don't care if he smokes pot on occasion, but not what he's doing now.

I've tried it a few times to no effect.

I get really good 30x salvia but its really expensive. its real easy for me to buy it though. its pretty much like a 15 min shroom trip. a good one atleast. its really intense, but short.