Goon = retard, university dropout = supermodel. My theory holds!

You Aussies and your big words.

It is true. Ever seen the Metal Archives promo pic for Cryonic Temple? That fat guy kneeling in the front? Glen. His pic at their home page is worse.

The guys in Human Fortress all look like university drop-outs now working at RenFests.

[QUOTE=shadow_stalker]It does have subtitles, but you have to turn them on manually



:lol:

i love comments like this, they are so stupid you cant help but laugh[/QUOTE]

Haha I just realized you thought that I was serious :lol:
I got neg repped for my 'ignorance' :(

Well thanks Jason. Now I'm on a Falconer binge again.

Don't get me started on Galloglass.

That one guy in Galloglass is hilarious looking. The one with the chili bowl-like haircut.

Dirk?

I think Carsten is the worst offender. Shaved bald and and turtlenecks = Not the metal look.

It may not be the metal look, but it gets women (I bet).

ok, so now I know.

If I fail my studies, form a Power Metal band.

If I get famous I owe it all to you guys!

TAFE ain't Uni though, Jono. Failed TAFE students become prostitutes. You might as well start selling your body now.

All I ask for is my name in the thank you's.

So, I'm going to get into Human Fortress. Which one of the cd's should I start at?

Anyone seen the MA promo pic for 3 Inches of Blood? Cam Pipes looks like a Shih-Tzu in a T-shirt, and the guy next to him looks like a heavy metal Buddy Holly.

[QUOTE]TAFE ain't Uni though, Jono. Failed TAFE students become prostitutes. You might as well start selling your body now.[/QUOTE]
[size=1]too late[/size]

:(

I don't think Cam Pipes has an easy time looking normal for pictures.

So, nobody is going to comment on my ranking of vocalists on the last page? :(

Anthony, get [I]Defenders Of The Crown[/I].

Well, when you have a face like a shaggy lap dog, you generally aren't very photogenic. But not every power metal artist can be Alex Staropoli.

[QUOTE=Riva]So, nobody is going to comment on my ranking of vocalists on the last page? :([/QUOTE]

I thought it was pretty good, though I woudl have made room for Tobias Sammet.

Anyone heard of the band Brainstorm?? Are they any good?? There's a used $9 CD of theirs at my local CD store...

[QUOTE]So, nobody is going to comment on my ranking of vocalists on the last page?[/QUOTE]
Oh, I was just wondering where the guy from Jag Panzer was.

:D

[QUOTE=Animosity]Anyone heard of the band Brainstorm?? Are they any good?? There's a used $9 CD of theirs at my local CD store...[/QUOTE]

They are quite good. Pretty heavy. They are one of the few non cheesy power metal bands I know of. Which isn't a good or bad thing haha.

"JASON!!!"

*Slams door open and allowes huge gusts of wind to accompany my bellowing*

"WHERE IN YOUR LIST IS THE GREAT MATTHEW BARLOW, HMM?"

*allows the glow from my oak staff to illuminate my haggard, ancient face, as the winds of magic toy with my beard*

"DAMN YOU"

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]"JASON!!!"

*Slams door open and allowes huge gusts of wind to accompany my bellowing*

"WHERE IN YOUR LIST IS THE GREAT MATTHEW BARLOW, HMM?"

*allows the glow from my oak staff to illuminate my haggard, ancient face, as the winds of magic toy with my beard*

"DAMN YOU"[/QUOTE]

Hahaha James won't be to happy.

But where's Russell Allen? :mad:

[QUOTE=Riva]So, nobody is going to comment on my ranking of vocalists on the last page? :(

Anthony, get [I]Defenders Of The Crown[/I].[/QUOTE]

Hansi's too low, and I don't think the dude from Galloglass should be number 1. Otherwise, it's not bad...

But I do agree. Even though Symphony X isn't technically complete power metal, where the hell is Russell Allen?

And where is Kai Hansen? :(

**** Kai Hansen, where's Michael Kiske? My favorite clean vocalist of all time.

Kiske is good, too, but not as good as Hansen.

Hansen's voice is cool, but nowhere near Kiske as far as range and all that technical stuff. I just love Kiske. Listen to that scream on the last verse of I Want Out.

That is a killer song, I must admit.

[QUOTE=Musical_Nerd]Hahaha James won't be to happy.[/QUOTE]

Hahahaha

:mad:

/reps Ollie for noticing Barlow wasn't there.

ahhh wtf, I must spread reputation before giving it to Ollie again :(

Yeah, Jesusfinger just got that in the UK thread, too :p

/Popular

Ah well. I owe you some then. :p