[QUOTE=Ventriloquist;18613535]oh shit you added me too. I didn't recognize long hair Stevie.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18613538]As soon as I logged on to FB today Stevie was recced as a friend omg internet![/QUOTE]

ty haz

[QUOTE=christsimpson;18613544]FB LOL add me on + u dorks[/QUOTE]

i was supposed to get an invite from a friend but she never did csb

whats up guys?

[QUOTE=publicastration;18613549]what's ur +[/QUOTE]

[url]http://gplus.to/alexanderberntsen[/url]

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18613562]i was supposed to get an invite from a friend but she never did csb[/QUOTE]

I can invite u if u give me ur google accounts address

I have + too! Who wants an invitation from me?

sup Ssurno

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18613247]gottapost[B] you're fucking creepy [/B]like adb

durr i want on a date with a girl oh my god you guys i went on a date with a girl how cool is that

get the fuck out of here man[/QUOTE]

[I]projecting [/I]

projection doesn't have any bearing on the validity of the statement. People who have distinct faults often see them easily in others

subjectivity!!! awesome!!

[QUOTE=adbforever;18613706][I]projecting [/I][/QUOTE]

why do you post that word so often

its like

i can see you thinking youre smart everytime you post it and it makes me facepalm so hard

Odd enough I was wondering the same thing Malleus.

Sup boyz

or...it's a catch phrase that got off the ground because of butthurt posters like you hxc lol

a catch phrase


that got off the ground


because of butt

[QUOTE=MalleusMaleficarum;18613751]a catch phrase


that got off the ground


because of butt[/QUOTE]

I lol'd

[QUOTE=adbforever;18613748]or...it's a catch phrase that got off the ground because of butthurt posters like you hxc lol[/QUOTE]
one word being misused != catch phrase

this is a gonna be a long, hilarious day

[QUOTE=witchxrapist;18613790]one word being misused != catch phrase[/QUOTE]

i misused ur mom

oh cmon Brent

just glad I'm around for the 4 millionth mappy/adb argument, well not really

It's not really an argument, it's more like:

ADB says something dumb

I be awesome

Repeat

lol now thats funny

Let it out, can You hear me?
Can You hear me cry?
Let it out, don't hold back, all this I got inside
Let it out, can You hear me?
Can You hear me cry?
Let it out, don't hold back now
We've got to let it out

[QUOTE=adbforever;18613797]i misused ur mom[/QUOTE]

lol wow. What is this junior high?

what is this turd grade?

[QUOTE=McP3000;18613734]projection doesn't have any bearing on the validity of the statement. People who have distinct faults often see them easily in others[/QUOTE]

what the fuck who says im creepy

lmao

in the words of justin

you're mad creepy alex

:lol:

didn't you get caught masterbating in your parents bedroom once?

you might be thinking about the time i was masturbating on the side of the bed in the hotel room and i looked up and my parents were having sex on the bed cause they thought i was sleeping

oh god

[QUOTE=Haz;18613793]this is a gonna be a long, hilarious day[/QUOTE]
the only thing long and hilarious here is me!

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18613843]you might be thinking about the time i was masturbating on the side of the bed in the hotel room and i looked up and my parents were having sex on the bed cause they thought i was sleeping[/QUOTE]

yeah thats it, lol, that was ages ago :lol:

in all fairness i was on the side of the other bed so i was like ten feet away and they couldnt see me

but then this happened another time in a one-room bed and breakfast and yeah that time i might have been like five inches away

but i wasn't jacking off that time i was listening to my ipod and i looked up and was like wtf

same thing happened to me except the server dude was jacking in the bathroom too

Alex dude :lol:

yeah after i posted that i stopped and thought about some things and yeah i don't think my parents had any concept of whats really awkward for a kid

i remember one time i was like 11 and my dad was like hey have you started ejaculating yet

like dude read some sigmund freud that's not a good conversation topic

like father like son, amirite?

[B][U]Somebody[/U][/B]

god I got the sad blue blues
this asian woman sat there and she
said
are you really Brent
Shannon
and I said
forget that
I do not feel good
I got the sad sads
and all I want to do is
fuck you

and she laughed
she thought I was being
clever
and O I just looked up her long slim asian legs of heaven
I saw her liver and her quivering intestine
I saw Christ in there
jumping to a folk-rock

all the long lines of starvation within me
rose
and I walked over
and grabbed her on the couch
ripped her dress up around her face

and I didn't care
rape or the end of the earth
one more time
to be there
anywhere
real

yes
her panties were on the
floor
and my cock went in
my cock my god my cock went in

I was Brent
Somebody.

penultimate stanza needs more "it was wet so he slipped it in"

I am extremely sleep deprived expect some weirdness