Hello casual, what's up?

hey guys

It's official, I know the funniest 4-year-old ever.

Last night when we were driving to Laser Quest for laser tag, he was just talking random nonsense, saying all this ridiculous stuff. However, he's actually a really smart kid, he knows what he's talking about. So maybe the most classic line that came out of his mouth, "Something smells like roast beef." Everyone in the car was just dying of laughter.

Then when we got there, he was talking to his mom about something, nothing really serious, but whatever she said, he comes back with another gem, "We'll talk about this later!"

And even his 12-year-old sister is like that. She's pretty smart and funny, makes a lot of clever and witty comments that get me laughing pretty hard sometimes.

:lol:

that made me actually laugh out loud

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13609366]It's official, I know the funniest 4-year-old ever.

Last night when we were driving to Laser Quest for laser tag, he was just talking random nonsense, saying all this ridiculous stuff. However, he's actually a really smart kid, he knows what he's talking about. So maybe the most classic line that came out of his mouth, "Something smells like roast beef." Everyone in the car was just dying of laughter.

Then when we got there, he was talking to his mom about something, nothing really serious, but whatever she said, he comes back with another gem, "We'll talk about this later!"

And even his 12-year-old sister is like that. She's pretty smart and funny, makes a lot of clever and witty comments that get me laughing pretty hard sometimes.[/QUOTE]
I don't get the first one.


Or either, really...

I don't like children.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13609422]I don't like children.[/QUOTE]

Agreed

[QUOTE=jcs497;13609401]I don't get the first one.


Or either, really...[/QUOTE]

The first one is just funny because it's ridiculous.

The second one is the kind of thing a parent would say to a child, not the other way around.

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13609428]The first one is just funny because it's ridiculous.

The second one is the kind of thing a parent would say to a child, not the other way around.[/QUOTE]

Okay, I guess the second one I already got.


I know lots of little kids that spout random crap...it's actually the nature of little kids...eh


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I'm definitely hungover. It's been awhile...

[QUOTE=progmegood;13609441]I'm definitely hungover. It's been awhile...[/QUOTE]

123 :upset:

Im on page 210 so ha

[QUOTE=HELLonWHEELS;13609447]Im on page 210 so ha[/QUOTE]

Me too. Only losers view at 20 pages.

[QUOTE=progmegood;13609441]I'm definitely hungover. It's been awhile...[/QUOTE]

I wanted to go out and get trashed, but instead I stayed in and wrote boring essays.

[QUOTE=jcs497;13609435]Okay, I guess the second one I already got.


I know lots of little kids that spout random crap...it's actually the nature of little kids...eh


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Of course little kids spout random crap, but how many of them actually know what they're saying and just say it to get reactions out of people? Not many, from my experience. That's why he's such a funny kid.


Also, it's only on page 280 for me. It gets annoying with that few posts per page.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13609455]I wanted to go out and get trashed, but instead I stayed in and wrote boring essays.[/QUOTE]

Wow, wild night, lawl.
I was kind of lucky. About 5 minutes before I got there, I discovered it was "bring your own." Fortunately, I'm sneaky like a ninja, and I managed to procure some from other people.

[QUOTE=progmegood;13609461]Wow, wild night, lawl.
I was kind of lucky. About 5 minutes before I got there, I discovered it was "bring your own." Fortunately, I'm sneaky like a ninja, and I managed to procure some from other people.[/QUOTE]

A little bit from everybody goes a long way.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13609482]A little bit from everybody goes a long way.[/QUOTE]

I'll say. I met some cool people though, and I gave them your myspace.

[QUOTE=progmegood;13609487]I'll say. I met some cool people though, and I gave them your myspace.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Seriously?

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13609499]:lol:

Seriously?[/QUOTE]

Upon discovering that they were practically me, with different hair colour, we started trading bands and such, so I slipped you in there.

Lawl.

In some strange way, that really creeps me out. :lol:

Hahaha. I also gave them your phone number....

Tell them to only phone if they want phone sex.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13609543]Tell them to only phone if they want phone sex.[/QUOTE]

I actually specified "drunken" phone sex

Well, that's okay, too.

[QUOTE=BenJammin;13609559]Well, that's okay, too.[/QUOTE]

Why isn't it okay when I do it? :upset:

Read the sign:
"Ugly people need not apply":thumb:

[QUOTE=Spaceman Spiff;13609584]Why isn't it okay when I do it? :upset:[/QUOTE]

Because you moan too loudly.

Furthermore, calling three to four times a day looks kind of desperate...

:upset:


I'm gonna go cut myself now... the pain won't be as bad as what you've done to me.

Well, just clean up after yourself.

No one likes a messy cutter.

Before you die, put candy on your body. Then whomever should find you will get a treat.

:upset:




Okay. I'm dead now.

I'd go to the funeral, but I plan on washing my hair.

So I saw The Wall for the first time yesterday. I had wanted to see it for quite a while now, and I must say that I was not at all disappointed. It was rather good, I'd like to see it again.

Today sucks.

Explain.

I want to listen to Jean Baudin's myspace, but it's not working. Boo myspace! Booooo!

^indeed it does my friend

...you could listen to mine....