[QUOTE=MattFromCanada]im at work right now as well, do you think i should be asking you questions of helping people?[/QUOTE]

God helps people who help themselves.

So ask away.

[QUOTE=dans107]Those days suck.[/QUOTE]

Yes. some stupid bastards decide to drink on SUNDAY, as opposed to friday or saturday, then when they all call in sick at once, I have to pick up their slack.

It's OK, I just spit in the coffee machine.

ah I'm at school and I could have theoretically f'ucked off home today at 12:15 because I have free lessons
but the internet is faster here so Ill be on mx for the rest of the day!
and I would be just sitting at home doing nothing so fuc'k it...

uh instead of being at home doing nothing buy a guitar and do something!

edit:sorry for answering that one paranoid it'll never happen again please dont sodomize me :upset:

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]ah I'm at school and I could have theoretically f'ucked off home today at 12:15 because I have free lessons
but the internet is faster here so Ill be on mx for the rest of the day!
and I would be just sitting at home doing nothing so fuc'k it...[/QUOTE]

Being at home with slow internet is better than being in a public place with fast internet.

At home, you could wank while the pages load.
In a public place you just sit there and tap refresh like a tool.

fair point...

[QUOTE=MattFromCanada]uh instead of being at home doing nothing buy a guitar and do something!

edit:sorry for answering that one paranoid it'll never happen again please dont sodomize me :upset:[/QUOTE]
sorry I play drums and sing (not together)
so guitar would get confusing

[QUOTE=Lord Abortion]sorry I play drums and sing (not together)
so guitar would get confusing[/QUOTE]

Do you know music theory?

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Do you know music theory?[/QUOTE]
nah...

Playing a real instrument may remedy that.

do you think it's a waste of time to aspire to be a god

Yes.

Aspiring to be THE god, though, thats interesting.

Do you have audioscrobbler?
( look here: [url]http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/id552[/url] )

is scooping the monkey advised? and what are the dangers

[QUOTE=Papa Shank]is scooping the monkey advised? and what are the dangers[/QUOTE]

What the **** does that mean?

[QUOTE=id552]Do you have audioscrobbler?
( look here: [url]http://www.audioscrobbler.com/user/id552[/url] )[/QUOTE]

The site is down, I don't have it and I don't know what it is.

do you know why i'm balding and have hemeroids so painful they make being lynched look like paradise?

[QUOTE=MattFromCanada]do you know why i'm balding and have hemeroids so painful they make being lynched look like paradise?[/QUOTE]

Jesus doesn't love you.

Hmm. So it is. Oh well, I can't be arsed to go into detail.

It builds you a web page that shows your favourite songs, bands etc. by sending info about each track to it's web page. It's a plugin for winamp, windows media and almost everything else that plays music.

[QUOTE=id552]Hmm. So it is. Oh well, I can't be arsed to go into detail.

It builds you a web page that shows your favourite songs, bands etc. by sending info about each track to it's web page. It's a plugin for winamp, windows media and almost everything else that plays music.[/QUOTE]

Ah. But whats the point?

You need to go back to that big fat pokemon. Yah, the one from Chrono.

Masamune is cool, but Starman > Masamune.

What instrument do you play?

Why didn't this thread get closed? :eek:

[QUOTE=angry armadillo]Why didn't this thread get closed? :eek:[/QUOTE]

I made the mods an offer they couldn't refuse.

'sup man.

What you doing at work then?

I'm typing this with one hand behind my back because its cold.

Uh paranoid do you think the real reason that women with large breasts back hurt all the time is due to heavy boobs or the fact they spend most of the time on there back being ****ed like jack rabbits ?

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]Rob
To stop Shinra
Brown
Your mom usually swallows my whole load, I never really took the time to weigh it.[/QUOTE]

You couldn't afford my mom.

[QUOTE=dans107]'sup man.

What you doing at work then?

I'm typing this with one hand behind my back because its cold.[/QUOTE]

I just finished eating my lunch on my frist break, so now I have to buy lunch.

I'm processing a crapload of warranty claims.

[QUOTE=JimbobTheSquirrel]You couldn't afford my mom.[/QUOTE]

I think you've misunderstood things, your mom pays [I]me[/I].

Why do you think you live in government subsidized housing and eat white rice and beans every day?

[QUOTE=MattFromCanada]Uh paranoid do you think the real reason that women with large breasts back hurt all the time is due to heavy boobs or the fact they spend most of the time on there back being ****ed like jack rabbits ?[/QUOTE]

I try to be a nice guy and help them carry their breasts around.

What can I say, I'm a humanitarian.

[QUOTE=id552]What instrument do you play?[/QUOTE]

Guitar, piano, and drums (all very poorly though, and I no longer have my drum kit so I don't know if that counts.)

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]I think you've misunderstood things, your mom pays [I]me[/I].

Why do you think you live in government subsidized housing and eat white rice and beans every day?[/QUOTE]

No, I understand them perfectly. You do that because you're saving the rest of your money in the hope that you can one day afford my mother. Well, give up. It'll never happen.

Can you please stop calling me "President of your Fan Club"???

[QUOTE=JimbobTheSquirrel]No, I understand them perfectly. You do that because you're saving the rest of your money in the hope that you can one day afford my mother. Well, give up. It'll never happen.[/QUOTE]

Please.

Your mom has more STD's then the continent of Africa.

Why are starburst the best of all sweets?

[QUOTE=InColdBlood]Can you please stop calling me "President of your Fan Club"???[/QUOTE]

No. Everyone has you to thank for me posting in the pit.

[QUOTE=Paranoidd]No. Everyone has you to thank for me posting in the pit.[/QUOTE]

Well, I think that makes me deserving of a little rep ( :D ). Positive or negative.

[QUOTE=lilpete86]Why are starburst the best of all sweets?[/QUOTE]

They're not.

[QUOTE=InColdBlood]Well, I think that makes me deserving of a little rep ( :D ). Positive or negative.[/QUOTE]

Reps are wack. Why do you want high rep?