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Crumb, how do you get such interesting avatars?

I stole it from another one of that guy/those guys cartoons. Stealing is fun, that's how!

Interesting.

Everything's just so goddamned interesting! I had a dream about shopping for DVDs and then I was watching this really weird Asian film outtake where this weird lobster-spider-like creature was hanging off some extra's belt. It was like they were filming and then they called cut, and they couldn't get the lobster thing under control. So the extra is starting to freak out. And then the lobster thing crawls up his chest and pinches his nose, piercing his schnoz like some overripe grape. I woke up feeling kinda weird. It was interesting, not like a nightmare at all.

you said:

[QUOTE] I was watching this really weird Asian film outtake[/QUOTE]

I read:

[quote] I was watching this really weird asian film bukakke[/quote]

i was about to be like "oh you like them too?" but nvm

Hentai?

bukkake =/= hentai

You kids and your perverse sexual inclinations! Back in my day we had the missionary position and if you didn't like it, well, blue balls to you! Harrumph.

Lol rusty trumbone.

missionary? that's gay dude, i don't want to do it while being preached at

1. Alligator F[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ckhouse 130 up, 11 down

A daring sexual maneuver: Mid-coitus, one person bites the neck of the other, locks their arms and legs down and goes into a deathroll, all while maintaining insertion. Like downshifting a car!

/me just remembered this fad

fads are dumb. unlike bukkake. bukkake isn't a fad, it's a lifestyle.
let's all hug trees and be one with the bukkake.

So if you want rewards and consequence
They've got the cool and unusual punishments
Get on your knees for Japanese instruction

[QUOTE=I Was A Kaleidoscope;13437975]fads are dumb. unlike bukkake. bukkake isn't a fad, it's a lifestyle.
let's all hug trees and be one with the bukkake.[/QUOTE]

bukkake was a fad you retard

Man, I just ate a giant bag of twizzlers and a bunch of fruit flavored Mentos and I feel sooooo sick.

fatty

jewy jewy cocoa beans!

hey shouldnt you be in bed

meeeee?

well yeah, i mean i only left it 5 min ago and you seemed pretty sore, did you walk it off?

[url]http://www.rockdetector.com/assets/img/covers/21415.jpg[/url]

thats a good url right there

it's 11th on my top 100 urls of all time on the internets

my top 1023 .gif one is better thuogh ^o^

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VrCCpaEoxI[/url]

i only know the internets

not this fancy internet crap

we r teh web

[QUOTE=Tomlinson;13438912]bukkake was a fad you retard[/QUOTE]

your mothers face was a fad.

...in bed!
ooh.

Ooh that's a quality burn right there.

So I'm 19 today.

On Saturday night I filled my local venue with about 50 of my friends and had 5 local bands perform in my honor. It was the best birthday party in history.