I don't get the LoC joke.

[QUOTE=Excursions;13534936]I've got a bulletin for all you fags.[/QUOTE]
You bastar[size=2]d[/size], you made me interrupt my typography class because I was in hysterics :):(

[QUOTE=Jon;13536849]You bastar[size=2]d[/size], you made me interrupt my typography class because I was in hysterics :):([/QUOTE]

You should probably be listening instead of posting on crappy forums.

You working tonight? I really am not in the mood for this job anymore. I think I might die or something. There're pains all over my body. And for some reason, I'm supposed to take Catrina on a date. How did that happen?

1) Yes, they're explaining how to do drop shadows in Photoshop.

Completely wrong, I might add.

I made a thread about this class ages ago, search my threads and read 'Photoshop', it was in the Pit.

2) I know, I might actually kill the woman manager. Chuku is a dude but still.

Have you got paid yet? I checked at 8.30 today, I'm hoping its cos its before 9 or something. I'll check again at lunch. If I don't get paid every single penny by tomorrow lunchtime I'm going in, throwing a tantrum and leaving an EMP in the middle of the computer bay.

I'm working 5-8 tomorrow night, I realllly can't be bothered, but if I don't do tomorrow then it won't be 4 shifts this week and I won't get paid for the rest of this week until next next monday.

[QUOTE=Jon;13536878]1) Yes, they're explaining how to do drop shadows in Photoshop.

Completely wrong, I might add.

I made a thread about this class ages ago, search my threads and read 'Photoshop', it was in the Pit.

2) I know, I might actually kill the woman manager. Chuku is a dude but still.

Have you got paid yet? I checked at 8.30 today, I'm hoping its cos its before 9 or something. I'll check again at lunch. If I don't get paid every single penny by tomorrow lunchtime I'm going in, throwing a tantrum and leaving an EMP in the middle of the computer bay.

I'm working 5-8 tomorrow night, I realllly can't be bothered, but if I don't do tomorrow then it won't be 4 shifts this week and I won't get paid for the rest of this week until next next monday.[/QUOTE]

Dude, great call on that EMP thing. Do you know how to make one? That'd be beautiful.

It's not even the bosses that piss me off (although they do, but that's bosses for you:p), it's the work. It's so pointless and stupid and lets you be about as creative as a wooden door.

Oh, by the way, I found out what the catch is. We're not allowed to say "free", but the "fitted kitchen, at no charge" means that we pay for the fitting to be done, but they have to pay for all the fittings themselves. And the fact that we get to design the kitchens means we can overcharge them on the items. All we pay for is the builders. Or something like that, maybe the other way around.

The EMP plans are on totse or textfiles or something, totse is blocked at college so I dunno.

Its the fact that we're ripping off these poor people. They don't want a kitchen, but you convince them its free. Whatever. Urgh. Gonna apply in McDonalds at lunchtime and ponder my future activities, but I'm not quitting till I find a new job.

Apparently they pay for the kitchen but we design it, and if they get chosen to appear in Homestyle Magazine they get it for free or something.

What a load of crap.

Tips -
1) DON'T mention the kitchen until you've asked how the questions.
2) It is NOT a sales call
3) "That's great sir! I AM NOW GOING TO pass you onto my advisor etc etc", not "Can I now..." or "Would you like me to...". I got 5 bytes in 1/2 hour using this method.

It's all the damn mixed messages from the bosses as well. Chuku heard me ask if it's ok to pass them on, so he said "Don't ask, tell them you are" and then I was doing that for a few shifts, and he comes up to me and says "Eran, all the people you passed on weren't interested, you gotta ask if it's ok to pass them on" and I was like WTF you dickweed?!

Nah, its the difference between.

"k ima pass you on..."
*lead*
*hangup*
:angry:

and
"k ima pass you on"
ok
*lead*

OK.

Dude, you got a pair of cowboy boots I can borrow for tommorow?

What size are you?

Have you got smelly feet?

If you ruin them you buy me a new pair, but on the plus side they were only £20 from Rokit (the one by Inverness Street, not Stables).

Where you going tomorrow night?

Size 8ish.

No, unless I'm not wearing socks, but I make it a rule to wear them.:p

OK, payed soon (got a full shift's pay today, for sitting around doing nothing).

Jas's Halloween Partaaay!

You didn't get paid today for the first 2 weeks did you?

What happened today then?

This is how fake blood should be worn.

Pretty crappy photos still, this was right at the end of the night so everythings smudged, faded, and pupils dilated (heh that rhymes).

I want the Bizarre mag photos, they were goooodd

me and lucy
[url]http://myspace-338.vo.llnwd.net/01358/83/33/1358523338_l.jpg[/url]

max, me, lucy and kia
[url]http://myspace-719.vo.llnwd.net/01358/91/75/1358525719_l.jpg[/url]

me and the cup I chewed from 10pm - 7am (hey, I was on speed and E, let me chew a ****ing cup if I want to. I managed to drop it just after we left the club, so I started chewing a CD I'd been given. Go figure). The photo caught me off guard btw
[url]http://myspace-633.vo.llnwd.net/01358/33/68/1358528633_l.jpg[/url]

Also in the first two photos Lucy was actually strangling me and was too wasted to notice, I'm not posing.

[QUOTE=Jon;13537823]You didn't get paid today for the first 2 weeks did you?

What happened today then?[/QUOTE]

No, but it should be coming in this week.

Well, today we moved to the fourth floor. They wanted to get everyone to help carry stuff (tables, computers, chairs, etc) down. Some people refused, some people did, some people did a little bit. I hung around and opened the door for people carrying stuff, not because I wanted to help, but because I felt guilty that quite a few people were carrying stuff, and I wasn't (well, I carried stuff in the beginning, but then I started thinking how we're not getting paid for this, and they hired us for our time as canvassers, not removal-people, etc). I pretty much kept telling people this, as it is in my agitatory nature. We got let out an hour early, but we still get full pay, because they said they wouldn't be able to get the network up in time.

About those boots, do you reckon you could bring them to the shift tommorow and I'll get them back to you on Wednesday (or when I next see you)?

[QUOTE=Jon;13537878]This is how fake blood should be worn.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://myspace-633.vo.llnwd.net/01358/33/68/1358528633_l.jpg[/url]

That one is hilarious. You look like a frightened mouse.

1) It fu[size=2]ck[/size]ing better come in the week or I'll cry. And then bomb the new office.

2) Luckkyyy. Do you reckon it will be done by tomorrow? I hope not.

3) Yeah, I'm working 5-8 tomorrow though =/

[QUOTE=Jon;13537901]1) It fu[size=2]ck[/size]ing better come in the week or I'll cry. And then bomb the new office.

2) Luckkyyy. Do you reckon it will be done by tomorrow? I hope not.

3) Yeah, I'm working 5-8 tomorrow though =/[/QUOTE]

I'm working afternoon, so I can see you at the beginning of your shift.

OK that might work, lol.

PS comment my [halloween] photos on myspace plz
link is my homepage <<<

Will do.

myspace is not punk

neither is computers, shame on you all.

well you've lost 3042 punk points as it is, get off the internet before you lose any more.

Sorry sir.


I'm going now.... :(

You just did, 8 more times.

You might as well be wearing baggy jeans and a Yellowcard hoodie :gah:

I've just properly learned how to strum-mute, it's pretty kickas[COLOR="Black"]s[/COLOR]. Now, to learn Rudi.

EDIT: I gotta take a couple of lessons from someone who knows guitar properly, there must be a way to barre that actually works fast. I've gotta be doing it wrong.

jon, in the first picture, are you sure you are not a girl?

Not all the girlpants in the world could make Jon any less of a man.:rolleyes:

A knife, however...

I officially rename Jon, Joann.

are you or have you ever been a member of motley crue?

[QUOTE=Jessizzle;13539042]jon, in the first picture, are you sure you are not a girl?[/QUOTE]
Yes, a girl with a penis, facial hair, a flat chest and armpit hair :)

Jon silly you don't have facial hair.

I meant stubble, I have not idea why I typed facial hair =/

:( I wish i could grow a beard. I just have a spic stash thing goin that I need to shave.

i want bad *** sideburns so bad

Jon, you are almost as silly looking as the first time I saw a picture of you on the forums.

Makes me giggle a little. But hey, it looks like you were having lots of fun.

I'll be sure to post pictures of me dressed as slash.

Jon, don't forget the Cowboy Boots tommorow please!

I'm gonna make such a kicka[COLOR="Black"]ss[/COLOR] anarcho-cowboy tommorow.

[url]www.allsp.com[/url]

On the plus side I don't look as silly as Eran does on a day-to-day basis, and not a tenth as silly as he will tomorrow night.

I don't think I've ever seen Eran.

Pixorlies.

[QUOTE=asdf;13539890]I don't think I've ever seen Eran.

Pixorlies.[/QUOTE]
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Eran has a huge big jewfro, wears jeans and boots covered in anarchist patches and slogans respectively, and speaks like a russian.

(zis iz eran, vud u like to buy ze kitchzen, komradzh, etc)

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