Is it any more wrong than using hell?

I always use c'unt as a superlative.

Example "I'm sweating like a c'unt in here"

Kevin just has a dick up his ***.

[QUOTE=Skrunnch;13525206]Kevin just has a dick up his ***.[/QUOTE]
Jon is jealous

Yes I want a dick up my [size=2]a[/size]ss too :D

what.

I pulled a well fit girl last night :eek:

Whatever happened to the DIY thread?

[QUOTE=Skrunnch;13525125]My friend used to be really good at the bass clarinet.[/QUOTE]

Oh, I'd like to learn Jazz flute or clarinet, it's a pretty cool instrument and totally not a woman's instrument.

[QUOTE=Buzzbomb;13525691]Whatever happened to the DIY thread?[/QUOTE]

It's, um, four threads under this one.

[QUOTE=Jon;13525393]Yes I want a dick up my [size=2]a[/size]ss too :D

what.

I pulled a well fit girl last night :eek:[/QUOTE]
I hate British slang!

Bloody hell!

My drum teacher, Ken, was telling me this story about when he had this one student in the eighties. She wanted to go to a show but the parents didn't want her to go alone and they didn't want to go so they asked Ken. Yeah, weird. Anyways, he was saying how it was the worst band he has ever seen because they played terribly and were out of tune and stuff and he didn't understand how they had such a big underground following. It was the Dead Kennedys.

He also told me this story of when he was watching a couple have sex for a while when he saw Led Zeppelin in the sixties.

Am I the only person who doesn't get the microtone stuff in Black Flag's music?

Don't get me wrong, I love the band to death, but it just sounds out of tune =/

[QUOTE=Flagjacket;13526647]I hate British slang!

Bloody hell![/QUOTE]
Is that even British slang? Its just English to me, lol.

My bad, dawg.

I made out with this totally pimp b[size=2]i[/size]tch last night, yo.

Is that better?

Both forms suck, to be quite honest.

[QUOTE=Jon;13527373]Am I the only person who doesn't get the microtone stuff in Black Flag's music?

Don't get me wrong, I love the band to death, but it just sounds out of tune =/


Is that even British slang? Its just English to me, lol.

My bad, dawg.

I made out with this totally pimp b[size=2]i[/size]tch last night, yo.

Is that better?[/QUOTE]People don't talk like that you snob.

Burn England to the ground.

Yeah real people say stuff like "I'd beat guts on that two times"

[QUOTE=raus;13528257]People don't talk like that you snob.

Burn England to the ground.[/QUOTE]

you cant burn ground to the ground silly

[QUOTE=Skrunnch;13528401]Yeah real people say stuff like "I'd beat guts on that two times"[/QUOTE]


hahahahahaaha

Just thorougly torched my pit hairs. Good times.

[QUOTE=raus;13528257]People don't talk like that you snob.

Burn England to the ground.[/QUOTE]

London's burning!
London's burning!

All across the town, all across the night
Everybody's driving with full headlights!
Black or white turn it on face the new religion
Everybody's sittin' 'round watchin' television!

London's burning with boredom now!
London's burning call nine nine nine nine nine!

Nine nine nine what the fu[SIZE="2"]c[/SIZE]k is that, some sort of gayass British help line?

[QUOTE=Flagjacket;13531720]Nine nine nine what the fu[SIZE="2"]c[/SIZE]k is that, some sort of gayass British help line?[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure if you're being serious or not but, yes it is the telephone number for emergency services in the U.K.

And 112.

And I think 911 works as well actually.

americans sound so retarded when they say 911.

999

Also, what is up with ambulances being pricks these days, I remember 5 years ago the papers were full of stories about people using ambulances as taxis; whenever i've phoned for one when paralytic they won't come and collect me :(

[QUOTE=Ghostfire3;13531887]I'm not sure if you're being serious or not but, yes it is the telephone number for emergency services in the U.K.[/QUOTE]

savages

pfft yeah jon i guess we should pronounce it Noyin Wun Wun

so houdini (sp?) was really a spy for the scotland yard and he spied on russian anarchists. who would have thought.

noyin =/

wtf

wun wun.

[QUOTE=Jon;13533968]noyin =/

wtf[/QUOTE]

thats how you british people say nine, trust me, this one time i watched Coronation Street on CBC. I think i'd know

[QUOTE=POINTLESS5448;13533939]so houdini (sp?) was really a spy for the scotland yard and he spied on russian anarchists. who would have thought.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I saw that thread too. It doesn't look like much in the way of historical research, but it would make a great action hero film, don't you think?

I think they say it more like "noin."




Tea and crumpets anyone?

Proper crumpets are splendid, but the horrible rubber stuff one buys in Tesco's and Sainsbury's is just awful.

[QUOTE=coheneran;13534537]im a big english softy and cant open pickle jars.[/QUOTE]

I had a crumpet once, it was pretty good with some jam

Brad posted this on his Myspace bulletin. You're such a dick Brad, seriously, what the f[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]ck?:

[QUOTE=Brad's Shi'tty Myspace Bulletin]Guy: "Can we have sex right now?"

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: "Um.....no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.



5 minutes pass.......



Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat



Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.





An hour passes.........

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.





2 months later.........

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.



The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."



The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......[/QUOTE]

Haha I hate him so much.

Haha. I just reposted it for all the hatemail i'd get cause i put the title as like "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HILARIOUS"

[QUOTE=coheneran;13534616]Brad posted this on his Myspace bulletin. You're such a dick Brad, seriously, what the f[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]ck?:[/QUOTE]
ha, what a horrible ending. all leads up to nothing

What a c[COLOR="Black"]o[/COLOR]ckjockey.

That is seriously pretty hawt though.

Brad didn't make that up, I saw that as a bulletin like, four months ago.

Just the fact that he posted it.

I've got a bulletin for all you fags.

[QUOTE]
Coheneran: Can I slurp your semen?
Guy: Certainly
Coheneran: Being bisexual is so fun, lets go and become members of Leftover Crack.
Guy: Yay!
[/QUOTE]

HAHAHAHAHHA. That's funny as hell.