[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo;17144799]I WAS BUSY WITH OTHER MATTERS OMG! Plus I didn't see your post till just now.

/wave @ Vince[/QUOTE]

This is more satisfactory thank you.

So what's new?

[QUOTE=Txus;17144804]sup bro

still listening to agalloch?[/QUOTE]

Of Course. Been a year since they played in Oregon though!

Vince : WoW, no job, parents house being foreclosed on, my hard drive wiped it's self last week so all my music is gone, etc etc, lots of good fun stuff! haha

You have no music at the moment, then? :( that's sad

I'm fly as hell, I moved out of my parents house.

DID YOU YET?

i just asked a girl to formal with me by making a paint image with paint ballons and the words "Will you go to formal with me? :) "

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo;17144818]Of Course. Been a year since they played in Oregon though!

Vince : WoW, no job, parents house being foreclosed on, my hard drive wiped it's self last week so all my music is gone, etc etc, lots of good fun stuff! haha[/QUOTE]

Tragedy. WoW<MX

WoW sucks

[QUOTE=McP3000;17144841]i just asked a girl to formal with me by making a paint image with paint ballons and the words "Will you go to formal with me? :) "[/QUOTE]
what are paint ballons?

i think he meant ballins

[QUOTE=hismajestythepope;17144855]i think he meant ballins[/QUOTE]

it's all clear to me now

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;17144851]what are paint ballons?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://s5.tinypic.com/2jfnngn.jpg[/img]

I hope she turned you down.

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;17144846]Tragedy. WoW<MX[/QUOTE]

Negative.

[QUOTE=BoboTheRagingHobo;17144880]Negative.[/QUOTE]

MX is free and full of idiots.

WoW you actually have to pay to spend time with idiots.

"Magnus, what do you think about Christine? Isn't she hot?" he began, pointing in the direction where that decadent peasant leaned over the counter, revealing her immoral but aesthetically pleasing butt.


"Hot?" I asked the materialistic fool sitting next to me in the lunch hall. "You mean she has been gifted with a philosophical beauty that expresses the Ancient Virtues of the Nicomachean ethics?"


"No, I mean she's a got a tight ***. Magnus, do you never find women sexually attractive? Have you even been with a girl at all?" The rest of the peasants at our table s******ed at me, as if they had never been presented to the virtues of chastity only found in Ancient scriptures from old civilizations.


I studied the face of a soul completely devoured by modernity. "I find women...to be incarnations of the Material Force guiding the earthly realm below the Supranatural sphere of Heaven. My Esoteric private life is none of your business, human!" I said, pointing at him with my fork.


Haha, my Fellow Front Brothers, if that didn't shut up the bourgeois fool! But alas, I then watched how he moved towards that woman and began talking to her, pointing at me. I could feel my Traditional Guidance fading out into Infinity. He was going to set me up, like all modern Sudras do before they revolt against their master. Before he disappeared, the woman and her cheerleader crowd approached me.


"Hi Magnus. Lucas told me you think I'm cute. Is that true? He said you work out at the gym every day. Why don't you show me some muscle, big boy?" Her peasant crowd apparently found the words of the devilish creature amusing, because they burst out laughing. I had decided I would not give in to her seductive way of destroying my nobility. She was beautiful alright, but I was a Superhuman philosopher, ready to strike with all my moral superiority and strength.


"Have more than thou showest, speak less than thou knowest, lend less than thou owest," I rightfully triumphed, nodding spiritually to Shakespeare. Muhaha, the perplexed creatures finally understood who was master! I then pointed my fork at their leader as I had once done to my traitor, and exclaimed: "Die and you will win heaven. Conquer and you will enjoy earth. STAND UP NOW, SON OF KUNTI, AND RESOLVE TO FIGHT!" The woman stared at me, baffled, then snorted, turned around and walked away with her peasant following.


Oh, Absolute Gods, I was finally merging with your divine Essence. The Maternal Forces had been conquered by the Traditional Principle pushing back Kali Yuga. The traitor had fleed my path and the devilish woman would never approach me again. My Brothers, I had won everything. Then I suddenly heard a distant voice from afar...


"Magnus dear, it is dinner time. Are you sleeping again? I have told you not to fall asleep after school, you will interrupt your precious sleeping pattern. What is that you're doing under the sheets? Get up now, the food is getting cold. Magnus dear...what are these magazines? Oh my God, these women are nude... Magnus, where have you gotten these dirty magazines from? Have you already reached puberty?"


"Heathen! Your gullible modernism has forced me to release my physical tensions artificially! Get away from my Temple of Tradition immediately!" I pushed the Heathen out and managed to lock the door in a haste. She had disgraced my most intimate moment, just when I was about to combat my inner Material desires toward Christine. But I was getting aroused again, fast. There was only one noble thing left to do: give in to the desires, finish the job, and then promise myself never, ever, to become sexually attracted to a woman again. I was Magnus S. Alsheimer, a Superhuman not worthy of sexual delusion. Philosophy was on my side. I would survive.

oh

spent the past 4 days smoking mad dank and drinking madd absinthe i think i had sex at some point but im not sure

with joes sister i presume????????

i was pretty disappointed to see that she isnt very attractive

don't believe the hype

no but i am going with her to the keys in three weeks reow

tyler she is better looking in person her face isnt so...weird

who cares, boobs

joe's sister what

pics

well yeah that is the main point but tyler is silly sometimes

tittie toots

[QUOTE=Iluvatar;17144934]well yeah that is the main point but tyler is silly sometimes[/QUOTE]

no i just have incredibly high standards for a guy who spends most of his time alone

[QUOTE=Cocaine;17144940]no i just have incredibly high standards for a guy who spends most of his time alone[/QUOTE]

dude i have incredibly high standards im js

I'm going to need to see some pleasure pillows

[IMG]http://photos-f.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v371/214/99/714990148/n714990148_2040557_5312.jpg[/IMG]

Mmmm, indeed.

iluvatar: eat food.[QUOTE=Cocaine;17144940]no i just have incredibly high standards for a guy who spends most of his time alone[/QUOTE]

me too! *h5*

[QUOTE=Permanent Solution;17144977]me too! *h5*[/QUOTE]

low*

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