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robertsona 08-07-2011 04:40 PM

nice post edit fagOT

im about to eat some chiceeken

witchxrapist 08-07-2011 04:47 PM

fry dat chicken

fry dat chicken

Stevie 08-07-2011 04:51 PM

i hate these absorbent trousers every time i piss i end up looking like ive pissed myself

witchxrapist 08-07-2011 04:56 PM

fuck dude, you should see a doctor about that

gilmoregirls 08-07-2011 04:57 PM

aint no piss doctor

Stevie 08-07-2011 04:57 PM

nah just that lil leakage at the end of pissing but trousers soaks it up

witchxrapist 08-07-2011 04:58 PM

fuc kthe piss docotr last time i saw him he just touched my dick so i punched him in the throat

Drugstep 08-07-2011 05:04 PM

keeping up with the click track is a real bitch

witchxrapist 08-07-2011 05:06 PM

if you're a bad musician

Drugstep 08-07-2011 05:10 PM

my band is the most unintentionally off-tempo band to exist so far

gilmoregirls 08-07-2011 05:10 PM

bands are stupid do everything youself DEY

botb 08-07-2011 06:14 PM

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18606698]keeping up with the click track is a real bitch[/QUOTE]

i dont have too much of a problem with it. just get your drummer to listen to it.

Juddybear 08-07-2011 06:45 PM

sup bros

nm smokin a bowl wadddup

Drugstep 08-07-2011 07:01 PM

[QUOTE=bringonthebreakdown;18606768]i dont have too much of a problem with it. just get your drummer to listen to it.[/QUOTE]

I'm the drummer, singer, bassist and rhythm guitarist, the only other person in my band is the lead guitarist who's even worse at timing than i am

MalleusMaleficarum 08-07-2011 07:11 PM

sup dudes nm just making vids about opening beers

http://youtu.be/ht-uQJX6TFA

Juddybear 08-07-2011 07:12 PM

[QUOTE=GaggingOrder;18606811]I'm the drummer, singer, bassist and rhythm guitarist, the only other person in my band is the lead guitarist who's even worse at timing than i am[/QUOTE]

sounds like quite the band :rolleyes:

gilmoregirls 08-07-2011 07:14 PM

yeah not as good as [shitty black metal band nobody cares about]

Juddybear 08-07-2011 07:16 PM

quit jockin on my dick man

gilmoregirls 08-07-2011 07:16 PM

krunkFILMS

Drugstep 08-07-2011 07:18 PM

[QUOTE=Juddybear;18606819]sounds like quite the band :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

we're more debauched and drink more than the bands you listen to

and fuck more bitches

Juddybear 08-07-2011 07:19 PM

you wish alex

Drugstep 08-07-2011 07:21 PM

weve never even played a show and ive already had to go to the clinic from the ugly chicks in slayer shirts with herpes that love our songs

Juddybear 08-07-2011 07:52 PM

is what you say even real anymore

Drugstep 08-07-2011 08:11 PM

hell yeah dude

Juddybear 08-07-2011 08:14 PM

shut up jaundice

Drugstep 08-07-2011 08:14 PM

haha

Juddybear 08-07-2011 08:16 PM

starting karate classes tomorrow, gonna be awes

Drugstep 08-07-2011 08:17 PM

i wanna get into martial arts

Juddybear 08-07-2011 08:18 PM

you wouldnt last a day you girl

Drugstep 08-07-2011 08:19 PM

that's why im probably not gonna pursue it for at least another six months or so

Juddybear 08-07-2011 08:20 PM

doesnt matter if its now or then

Drugstep 08-07-2011 08:21 PM

once i lose my beer belly imma be in fighting shape bro

Juddybear 08-07-2011 08:24 PM

i highly doubt that

Drugstep 08-07-2011 08:26 PM

man im strong enough to punch a really small dent in a wall

Juddybear 08-07-2011 08:28 PM

i would make you tap out if i ever met you alex

Drugstep 08-07-2011 08:29 PM

i bet if you tied one of your hands behind your back i could beat you half to death

Aaron 08-07-2011 08:30 PM

I could benchpress you alex

Juddybear 08-07-2011 08:30 PM

i bet i could still make you tap

Drugstep 08-07-2011 08:32 PM

yeah cuz your like two feet taller than me that's a unfair advantage

tie a hand behind your back and let me get the first punch and i could probably take you out

Juddybear 08-07-2011 08:33 PM

you couldnt knock me out with your little girl arms that im supposing you have


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