sup bros

waiting to get called by my date, another hour and a half til she gets out of skool

adb

[quote=adb;17864055]sup bros

waiting to get called by my date, another hour and a half til she gets out of skool[/quote]she gonna pick you up too

hey adb

yo sup tnr

A date? Do tell us some more.
Who, what where, how did you meet her and shi?

[QUOTE=adb;17864071]yo sup tnr[/QUOTE]
hey man

hey adb

who
[QUOTE=the2stranger;17864077]A date? Do tell us some more.
Who, what where, how did you meet her and shi?[/QUOTE]

a girl
places
online

hmm just got a kinda cute chicks number at school

shes kind of quiet and nerdy but idk she smokes weed and plays guitar and stuff so we might be able to find something to talk about

sup

"kinda cute"

what does that

even mean

it means she's not cute enough that i want to punch myself in the face when i look at her but at the same time i do in fact find her attractive

you seem to have an affinity for punching faces

lookin for love in all the wrong places

it's called the Knee-Jerk Self-Mutilation Jitters (see Pink and Yellow song with this name) and it's when you counteract feelings of sexual excitement by feeling an urge to hurt yourself

**** im woozy

[QUOTE=Jaundice;17864108]it's called the Knee-Jerk Self-Mutilation Jitters (see Pink and Yellow song with this name) and it's when you counteract feelings of sexual excitement by feeling an urge to hurt yourself[/QUOTE]

but you say a lot that you want a girl who you can punch in the face and beat

hmm that's just my constant urge to be deviant getting the best of me

why don't you grow a beard and get on with it what?

i look funny with facial hair

funny how? funny like a clown?

like a paedophile.

funny like rita rudner

and also: obscure references

(*The Rita Rudner Race*)

i think it means a race to noon
somewhere

'Sup.

School sucked today. I was very sleepy and all my classes were boring.

But I got a tin whistle, a capo (for guitar), some money and two CDs (Nokturnal Mortum - [i]Voice Of Steel[/i] and Agalloch - [i]Pale Folklore[/i]) for my birthday.

happy birfday sir

Word!

I thank thee.

joyeux anniversaire, mon ami!